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Skeet, he is talking about just splooging ******, worthless and questionably funny posts on every thread when you wake up every day. You go for the scatter gun approach to funny posts. Out of fifty attempts, at least one has to be funny. Right?
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Out of fifty attempts, at least one has to be funny. Right?
Not necessarily.
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Not necessarily.
That was my point. But on average. Right?
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That was my point. But on average. Right?
Nope, not even then.
On occasion?
Hmm, there was this one time... wait.. no... Um...
I'll have to get back to you on that one.
I'll have to get back to you on that one.
And you thought it was just me that thought of you as a "worthless poster".......
Well, atleast the truth is out.
Well, atleast the truth is out.
My answers may be very different by the time the yule season year in review comes along as hopefully I'll be more familiar with all your idiosyncracies.
1) Favorite poster
Smasharoo (funny and vicious!)
2) Best Sig
Moe's "That was pretty Dennis f*cking Leary of you"
3) Funniest poster
Totem (most of you have made me guffaw out loud on more than one occasion)
4) Most annoying poster
Psychojester (sorry, but you brought that on yourself)
5) Best sock puppet
6) Worst sock puppet
7) Best Flamer
Thundra (though I haven't been around enough to get a really good feel for people's flaming styles)
8) Most idiotic poster
Every FFXI poster who insists on posting game related drivel here and in the sandbox.
9) Most helpful poster
Jophiel/Gbaji (would have been Kao, but he's "the man" now)
10) Most knowledgable poster
About...?
11) Best thread
The 10 page "Are you f'cking kidding me thread.
I can't find the shiney people thread so don't remember what it's about.
12) Best arch nemesis pair
I have to go with Patrician and Tacosid. They are by no means the only worthy dueling duo who came to mind.
13) Best newcomer
Trickybeck
14) Board lifetime achievement award
Kao for making the leap to become "the man".
15) Least favorite poster
Katie (sorry)
16) Best avatar
Thundra's ******** swinging wolf.
17) Poster with most potential sex appeal
Thundra, hands down. His long time elusive gender just added to his mystique.
18) Biggest Board ******
Katie is too obvious an answer, so I'll go with Stok who appears to enjoy lashing out at people unexpectedly.
1) Favorite poster
Smasharoo (funny and vicious!)
2) Best Sig
Moe's "That was pretty Dennis f*cking Leary of you"
3) Funniest poster
Totem (most of you have made me guffaw out loud on more than one occasion)
4) Most annoying poster
Psychojester (sorry, but you brought that on yourself)
5) Best sock puppet
6) Worst sock puppet
7) Best Flamer
Thundra (though I haven't been around enough to get a really good feel for people's flaming styles)
8) Most idiotic poster
Every FFXI poster who insists on posting game related drivel here and in the sandbox.
9) Most helpful poster
Jophiel/Gbaji (would have been Kao, but he's "the man" now)
10) Most knowledgable poster
About...?
11) Best thread
The 10 page "Are you f'cking kidding me thread.
I can't find the shiney people thread so don't remember what it's about.
12) Best arch nemesis pair
I have to go with Patrician and Tacosid. They are by no means the only worthy dueling duo who came to mind.
13) Best newcomer
Trickybeck
14) Board lifetime achievement award
Kao for making the leap to become "the man".
15) Least favorite poster
Katie (sorry)
16) Best avatar
Thundra's ******** swinging wolf.
17) Poster with most potential sex appeal
Thundra, hands down. His long time elusive gender just added to his mystique.
18) Biggest Board ******
Katie is too obvious an answer, so I'll go with Stok who appears to enjoy lashing out at people unexpectedly.
As previously stated, this is more of a Mid-Year Review than the offical December tally. But, what the hell, huh?
Biggest Board ******
As you may have already noticed, I'm going in reverse order. You don't start the Academy Awards with Best Film, ya know. Anyway, the award for BBB goes to Mren for his incessant pissing and moaning about the forums punctuated by Tourette's-like ranting when someone posts a link to something. Man, go get laid or something.
Poster with most potential sex appeal
To be honest, I've seen pictures of many of the females here so the "potential" is already realized and I know what I'm dealing with. One lady I haven't seen is Ms. AtomicFlea, which has the dual function of annoying Skeet by voting for her. If I were to receive pictures of her in my e-mail though, she'd be disqualified and I'd have to vote for someone else. I prefer French Maid outfits over Cheerleader get-ups, FYI.
Best avatar
This arthouse catagory has had a few contenders. Thundra for the raccoon, Egnaro and the soccer-thing, etc. But for simplicity and elegance, the award goes to Rhaynebeau (or however it's spelled) for "Beauty".
Least favorite poster
The problem here is that anyone "old", I'm used to and anyone new usually hasn't made an impact. It seems silly to give the title to some flash-in-the-pan sockpuppet just because he's fresh in my mind from last week. Those I skirmish with on philosophical issues, I still respect regardless of their political leansings or whatnot. Basicly, I have nothing here. But, since I don't want my closet cluttered with unawarded trophies, I'll give it to Katie just to be fashionable.
Board lifetime achievement award
Kao got this from me last year and you only get one lifetime achievement award per lifetime, so nyeah. That brings it down between Smash and Totem. Quite honestly, going with Totem feels like congratulating Rosie Ruiz for winning the Boston Marathon, so Smash it is for his custom title.
Best newcomer
SCANDAL! Originally, this vote went to Flishtaco but I was since informed by Tacosid that Flish is not a bona fide newbie. While some may say the fault here rests with me, I'm saying it's all Flish's fault. Stay tuned for more developments!
That's all for now! Come back later tonight for Best Nemesis, the Sockies, Best Thread and, of course, Favorite Poster.
Edited, Fri Jun 4 14:34:20 2004 by Jophiel
Biggest Board ******
As you may have already noticed, I'm going in reverse order. You don't start the Academy Awards with Best Film, ya know. Anyway, the award for BBB goes to Mren for his incessant pissing and moaning about the forums punctuated by Tourette's-like ranting when someone posts a link to something. Man, go get laid or something.
Poster with most potential sex appeal
To be honest, I've seen pictures of many of the females here so the "potential" is already realized and I know what I'm dealing with. One lady I haven't seen is Ms. AtomicFlea, which has the dual function of annoying Skeet by voting for her. If I were to receive pictures of her in my e-mail though, she'd be disqualified and I'd have to vote for someone else. I prefer French Maid outfits over Cheerleader get-ups, FYI.
Best avatar
This arthouse catagory has had a few contenders. Thundra for the raccoon, Egnaro and the soccer-thing, etc. But for simplicity and elegance, the award goes to Rhaynebeau (or however it's spelled) for "Beauty".
Least favorite poster
The problem here is that anyone "old", I'm used to and anyone new usually hasn't made an impact. It seems silly to give the title to some flash-in-the-pan sockpuppet just because he's fresh in my mind from last week. Those I skirmish with on philosophical issues, I still respect regardless of their political leansings or whatnot. Basicly, I have nothing here. But, since I don't want my closet cluttered with unawarded trophies, I'll give it to Katie just to be fashionable.
Board lifetime achievement award
Kao got this from me last year and you only get one lifetime achievement award per lifetime, so nyeah. That brings it down between Smash and Totem. Quite honestly, going with Totem feels like congratulating Rosie Ruiz for winning the Boston Marathon, so Smash it is for his custom title.
Best newcomer
SCANDAL! Originally, this vote went to Flishtaco but I was since informed by Tacosid that Flish is not a bona fide newbie. While some may say the fault here rests with me, I'm saying it's all Flish's fault. Stay tuned for more developments!
That's all for now! Come back later tonight for Best Nemesis, the Sockies, Best Thread and, of course, Favorite Poster.
Edited, Fri Jun 4 14:34:20 2004 by Jophiel
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Flishtaco is actually hamiltion Starsucker from the old UBB.
Tacosid
Tacosid
I voted for the other guy.
Noted.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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18) Biggest Board ******
Katie is too obvious an answer, so I'll go with Stok who appears to enjoy lashing out at people unexpectedly
Katie is too obvious an answer, so I'll go with Stok who appears to enjoy lashing out at people unexpectedly
There is always a reason. Or perhaps your perception is not the same as mine, nor your sense of humor. But hey, thanks for the nomination.
Never said you didn't have a reason.
It's just somehow always unexpected.
It's just somehow always unexpected.
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1) Favorite poster
Smash
2) Best Sig
Currently Skeeter, because he is a stinker
3) Funniest poster
Twiztid
4) Most annoying poster
tarv
5) Best sock puppet
trunksbrando
6) Worst sock puppet
Lambchop
7) Best Flamer
Thundra
8) Most idiotic poster
That guy with the weird english/olde english/hip hop talk, can't remember his stupid name
9) Most helpful poster
Kaolian
10) Most knowledgable poster
uhm
11) Best thread
The FFXI posters thread
12) Best arch nemesis pair
I don't know, who hates each other? hard to tell
13) Best newcomer
Me
14) Board lifetime achievement award
Skeeter for being so lame, and remaining a Guru
15) Least favorite poster
PJ (because you are such a brownnose)
16) Best avatar
I just saw Spawned's guy with his head up his ***, kind of representative of all of you
17) Poster with most potential sex appeal
Sex and this board should never be mixed, if you ever spawn children, god help us all
18) Biggest Board ******
skeeter
Smash
2) Best Sig
Currently Skeeter, because he is a stinker
3) Funniest poster
Twiztid
4) Most annoying poster
tarv
5) Best sock puppet
trunksbrando
6) Worst sock puppet
Lambchop
7) Best Flamer
Thundra
8) Most idiotic poster
That guy with the weird english/olde english/hip hop talk, can't remember his stupid name
9) Most helpful poster
Kaolian
10) Most knowledgable poster
uhm
11) Best thread
The FFXI posters thread
12) Best arch nemesis pair
I don't know, who hates each other? hard to tell
13) Best newcomer
Me
14) Board lifetime achievement award
Skeeter for being so lame, and remaining a Guru
15) Least favorite poster
PJ (because you are such a brownnose)
16) Best avatar
I just saw Spawned's guy with his head up his ***, kind of representative of all of you
17) Poster with most potential sex appeal
Sex and this board should never be mixed, if you ever spawn children, god help us all
18) Biggest Board ******
skeeter
Edited, Sat Jun 12 21:01:33 2004 by PsychoJester
Bah I am the bestest I mean look at my miserable post count I dont have hardly any. Btw I only lost like 300 posts on the UBB forum. I got in a couple arguments with Gbaji about politics <gasp suprised> and one with <Kaolin afore I met him in game and kinda regret now, but on the funny front Gbaji stuck up for me on this one and ended the debate>
and Goalkeeper trying to pick up on my ex and ignoring my posts cause I am new <sigh> Breaking out my Wet Noodle of Nine Tails.
and Goalkeeper trying to pick up on my ex and ignoring my posts cause I am new <sigh> Breaking out my Wet Noodle of Nine Tails.
1) Favorite poster
Toss up between Kao, Skeet, and Jophiel
2) Best Sig
Moe's Denis ******* Leary
3) Funniest poster
Toss up between Skeet, Jophiel, and Pat
4) Most annoying poster
Katie, Thundra, and all FFXI'ers who don't know how to read a forum's description.
5) Best sock puppet
MINE!
6) Worst sock puppet
MINE!
7) Best Flamer
For what it's worth, I used to be scared of Moe's, Smash's, and Gbaji's replies.
8) Most idiotic poster
See 4
9) Most helpful poster
About what?
10) Most knowledgable poster
About what?
11) Best thread
Can't remember. Don't care. Pick one.
12) Best arch nemesis pair
Don't pay enough attention to care.
13) Best newcomer
Trickybeck
14) Board lifetime achievement award
Too new to know.
15) Least favorite poster
See 4
16) Best avatar
Mine, of course. Other than that, toss up between Jophiel's Syntax Error and Yanari's Oracle
17) Poster with most potential sex appeal
Twiztid. See ya in the linen closet.
18) Biggest Board ******
Hmmm...since there is a sublte difference between ***** and ******, I'm going to steer away from the obvious answer of Katie and go with....Myself.
Toss up between Kao, Skeet, and Jophiel
2) Best Sig
Moe's Denis ******* Leary
3) Funniest poster
Toss up between Skeet, Jophiel, and Pat
4) Most annoying poster
Katie, Thundra, and all FFXI'ers who don't know how to read a forum's description.
5) Best sock puppet
MINE!
6) Worst sock puppet
MINE!
7) Best Flamer
For what it's worth, I used to be scared of Moe's, Smash's, and Gbaji's replies.
8) Most idiotic poster
See 4
9) Most helpful poster
About what?
10) Most knowledgable poster
About what?
11) Best thread
Can't remember. Don't care. Pick one.
12) Best arch nemesis pair
Don't pay enough attention to care.
13) Best newcomer
Trickybeck
14) Board lifetime achievement award
Too new to know.
15) Least favorite poster
See 4
16) Best avatar
Mine, of course. Other than that, toss up between Jophiel's Syntax Error and Yanari's Oracle
17) Poster with most potential sex appeal
Twiztid. See ya in the linen closet.
18) Biggest Board ******
Hmmm...since there is a sublte difference between ***** and ******, I'm going to steer away from the obvious answer of Katie and go with....Myself.
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I prefer French Maid outfits over Cheerleader get-ups, FYI.
Okay.
[NWS]
Edited, Fri Jun 4 21:19:43 2004 by Kaolian
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Twiztid 
See ya in the linen closet.
See ya in the linen closet. Twiztid
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Erm Atomic bad girl that is not work safe =P
Stop that Flea!
That's like damn! - in a really good way.
Had to rate you up for that one.
Edited, Fri Jun 4 21:35:13 2004 by Stok
That's like damn! - in a really good way.
Had to rate you up for that one.
Edited, Fri Jun 4 21:35:13 2004 by Stok
You don't look very brown in that picture, Flea
Twiztid
Twiztid
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Now about the cheerleader outfit...? ;)
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