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Where are these damn pictures already?
I need something for when I "occasionally pause FFXI to rub one out."
I need something for when I "occasionally pause FFXI to rub one out."
Here here...I've never seen them either.
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TwiztidSamurai the Malevolent wrote:
Tare might be a bit more reluctant to post her pics again, but try anyways. You never know, right?
You callin' me fat, Twiztid?
Lol...pics of me can still be found out there, in the sea of old threads, but that's not important. What is important is that we get new pics posted as a result of all this chatter.
Post 'em, punks!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
You first
I didn't need a password, and to be honest I don't know it, we use different browsers. She uses IE and I use Mozilla Firefox, both have us logged in at all times.
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If Katie's pic is genuine, she can lay claim to being the board hottie.
She might, Tare doesnt come close. Sorry babe, I know skinny is in, but not that skinny. Have to be wearing more than a training bra to run with the Hot chics.
The Gorgeous Princess Tare wrote:
You callin' me fat, Twiztid?
Twiztid wrote:
Maybe I'm just a sucker for a blonde, but she's my fantasy board babe, baby-belly and all
Twiztid
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She might, Tare doesnt come close. Sorry babe, I know skinny is in, but not that skinny. Have to be wearing more than a training bra to run with the Hot chics.
/shrug
Though I'm not a fan of the Kate Moss look, I prefer Tare. I don't think she's too skinny at all. One lady I work with looks like skin and bones, it's way way wrong.
Well she's not going to be all that skinny for long, she's pregnant!
I think both Tare and Katie are hot, so nyah.
Nexa
I think both Tare and Katie are hot, so nyah.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
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I think both Tare and Katie are hot, so nyah.
Still need to see Katie to make my offical vote.
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Nah, doesn't Nexa give her a run for her money?
Nexa is by far the most attractive female poster who's posted a picture. She's my tragic unrequited internet crush!
Tare looks almost exactly my first High School girlfreind, which isn't a bad thing.
My wife just told me I'm not allowed to have tragic unrequieted internet crushes, so Nexa is now the long lost stolen at birth sister in Maine that I never had.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
From crush to sister? You need to move to Kentucky to do that I think.
It should make your wife (Jen?) feel better to know that you've stated that you think I look something like her, so I'm sure it's only my similarities to your lovely wife that you find attractive. :)
Also, I've gained about 10 pounds since posting a picture, so unless Amanda now has a fat *** as well, I think I'd vote for her, haha.
Ok, hold up now people, when did this turn into a beauty contest anyway?! Smash is the only one that's been on "Hot or Not", so let's just let it go, eh?
Nexa
It should make your wife (Jen?) feel better to know that you've stated that you think I look something like her, so I'm sure it's only my similarities to your lovely wife that you find attractive. :)
Also, I've gained about 10 pounds since posting a picture, so unless Amanda now has a fat *** as well, I think I'd vote for her, haha.
Ok, hold up now people, when did this turn into a beauty contest anyway?! Smash is the only one that's been on "Hot or Not", so let's just let it go, eh?
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
No way Nexa. If I recall you are a very attractive young lass as well. Post up so we can stare and compare. ;)
You do look much like her actually.
I'd post her picture here, but she's promised to cut my nuts off and put them on a jar on the mantle if I do, so you'll just have to trust me.
I'd post her picture here, but she's promised to cut my nuts off and put them on a jar on the mantle if I do, so you'll just have to trust me.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
If someone starts a proper photo thread, and at least one page is filled with pictures of some of you guys who never post photos, then sure, I'll post my photo again. Alternatively, you can just look at my yahoo profile as per usual. Katie's photo is on hers as well, but I can't remember what her profile is except that I think it's amandy something, or mandy something...
Nexa
P.S. I don't blame her, I'd kill my husband if he posted my picture somewhere.
Nexa
P.S. I don't blame her, I'd kill my husband if he posted my picture somewhere.
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Stok had to run over to the "Nexa Shrine" in the coffee shop that he keeps behind the velvet ropes and find that URL.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
nah, just a do a google search on Nexasaurus, which is in her profile. It really is that simple.
http://www.google.com/search?q=Nexasaurus&sourceid=mozilla-search&start=0&start=0&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8
No sing of that thread!! I'm stayin with the alter theory.
No sing of that thread!! I'm stayin with the alter theory.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Well that's my fault then because I used yahoo's search:
The Search Results
And I say she gives Katie a run for the prize: Asylum Hottest Babe
Edited, Fri Jun 11 08:35:21 2004 by Stok
The Search Results
And I say she gives Katie a run for the prize: Asylum Hottest Babe
Edited, Fri Jun 11 08:35:21 2004 by Stok
AH-HA!!
http://profiles.yahoo.com/amandey20
I like her hair.
Nexa
http://profiles.yahoo.com/amandey20
I like her hair.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Katie suffers from a syndrome I like to call "Too much make up wearing middle american young adult" Aside from that, she's pretty cute.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Nexasaurus,
Truly your beauty borders on mystical... you have the face of the most radiant fae-like summer queen.
mad hottie,
..and married, good for you.
let's have some more form you females, cause so far, Nexa holds the ceptor.
Was that other link the infamous Katie??
She looks more like the athletic, shop til you drop, going freak dancing at bars, with a jock boyfriend type.... rather than the Forum Dweller type..
Edited, Fri Jun 11 09:12:18 2004 by Kelvyquayo
Truly your beauty borders on mystical... you have the face of the most radiant fae-like summer queen.
mad hottie,
..and married, good for you.
let's have some more form you females, cause so far, Nexa holds the ceptor.
Was that other link the infamous Katie??
She looks more like the athletic, shop til you drop, going freak dancing at bars, with a jock boyfriend type.... rather than the Forum Dweller type..
Edited, Fri Jun 11 09:12:18 2004 by Kelvyquayo
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