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#1 May 25 2004 at 8:02 PM Rating: Good
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Bah, I missed towel day. At least no one decided to build a overpass today. I would have been screwed.
#2 May 26 2004 at 6:56 AM Rating: Good
I have no idea what's going on.

Wanna get high?

#3 May 26 2004 at 9:44 AM Rating: Decent
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A towel is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value - you can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine soredly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a mini raft down the slow heavy river Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mindboggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you - daft as a brush, but very ravenous)

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I'm convinced.
#4 May 26 2004 at 11:24 AM Rating: Decent
Well, I must be one froopy dude, because I really know where my towel is.

Eb

I think I'll go stick my head in a pail of water now.
#5 May 26 2004 at 3:01 PM Rating: Good
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What do I do?
Carry your towel with you throughout the day to show your participation and mourning.


Black people (and people who think they are) around where I live and at clubs do this all the time. I never knew why until now.
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