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#1 May 25 2004 at 5:51 PM Rating: Default

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A place where human filth not only congregate, but saturate themselves in each other, temporarily feeling like they are part of today's modern genome. (at least here in New Hampshire). I work in one, but not for Sam Walton. At least they buy phones from me.
To prove my point, this strange looking kid (turned out to be 25)worked in the photocenter. Just last week I read an article in the local white trash paper and turns out, the kid has 6 counts of sexual assault filed against him, cause he was having relations with a 14 year old (two years ago) and a 14 year old just a few weeks ago.
Not to mention the excrement that are just members here. Oh the horror.... OH man what's that smell? Oh jesus, an old overweight man with his *** crack stickin from his pants is at the hiring center booth. I'm gettin a new job. If you live in new england, Ill clean your house for $1 an hour just to get outa here.

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#2 May 25 2004 at 6:05 PM Rating: Excellent

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You live in New England??? Why would you want to ever do anything but happily work for the Socialist State so aptly run by Nor'Eastern liberals? Smash tells us it's Utopia up there, where everybody shares what they have freely with each other-- like one massive commune. And Sam's Club, that's the distribution center for the reallocation of wealth, right? I understand the top 1% of the earning elite goes there with their wheelbarrows loaded with $100 bills while the deserving people wait patiently in line for their daily "bread" being handed out on a basis of gender, race, and sexual preference.

There's no crime, no poor, no disease, no anything but well adjusted, carefree, and Birkenstock wearing happy worker bees buzzing around supporting the Hive.

What's your problem, buddy?!? Undoubtedly a Republican malcontent!

Totem

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