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#52 May 25 2004 at 12:01 PM Rating: Decent
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We lived for three months in a brown paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six o'clock in the morning, clean the bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work down mill for fourteen hours a day week in-week out. When we got home, out Dad would thrash us to sleep with his belt!

What? How was life in never never land!!!

We lived for 14 years in a cardboard shoe box burried at the bottom of a toxic waste dump. We had to get up at one in the morning to peel off the layer of skin destroyed by the toxic waste, use our wet sticky raw flesh to clean the inside of the box, eat the skin we had peeled off, go down to work at the waste dump for 16 hours a day, seven days a week. When we got home, Dad would thrash us with Mom who he had grabbed by the feat with his mutant strength caused by the toxic waste and hit us so hard we'd have sew the limbs back on before we went to bed at night!

We had it rough!
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#53 May 25 2004 at 12:29 PM Rating: Decent
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well after that 3 months we got evicted into a gutter crevace in the ghetto with no foor or entertainment save for watching dad wrestle rats and cockroaches for bits of animal guts we'd find falling off of the trucks on their way to the dogfood factory down the road where the employees would come down to our gutter on their breaks and beat us with horse tongues and bombard us with various rectums and colons...which the roaches would in turn steal, because we were in no condition to fend them off after the beatings..
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#54 May 25 2004 at 1:57 PM Rating: Good
Youngest of two, older sister is 6 years my elder.

That would make her about 20 years old now.

#55 May 25 2004 at 2:00 PM Rating: Good
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She hot or does she look like you?
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#56 May 25 2004 at 2:03 PM Rating: Good
Lol, the day I tell somebody my sister is hot is the day I'm moving to Texas with Katie.

#57 May 25 2004 at 2:06 PM Rating: Good
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Touché Smiley: laugh

How about posting some pics then?
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#58 May 25 2004 at 2:34 PM Rating: Good
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4 sisters (3 older, 1 younger), a younger brother and and older brother that is not alive. I'm number 4 of 6 if your no good with numbers.

got away with more and more as i got older..can almost do no wrong as I'm the only child ever to escape the evil clutches of Maine, early marriage and a handful of children...and I'm my fathers namesake.
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