Oy gevalt! When I showed the maitre'd my most un-kosher-like Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil, he was *almost* willing to let me out the door without paying my tab. Almost.
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Lol, so how much longer are you gonna have my spinning little head doing the Linda Blair thing for your avatar, T? My wife laughed until she cried.
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So Thundra is the one with the sunglasses on the head?
I'm not buying it, I still say Totem is the bald one.
Correct. The people from left to right are: Me/Mike (Totem), John (Thundra), Tim (Smasharoo), and Richard (Gitslayer).
I am the only one in the group who is not a consultant. We all have relatively obscure jobs: Me, helicopter pilot, John, postal inspector *** living example of how not to anger your postal constituants, Tim, defense industry insider, Richard, methane gas mitigation expert.
Quite the varied demographic, yes?
Totem
I am the only one in the group who is not a consultant. We all have relatively obscure jobs: Me, helicopter pilot, John, postal inspector *** living example of how not to anger your postal constituants, Tim, defense industry insider, Richard, methane gas mitigation expert.
Quite the varied demographic, yes?
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Lol, so how much longer are you gonna have my spinning little head doing the Linda Blair thing for your avatar, T? My wife laughed until she cried.
Clever Totem, but I don't think these dupes are so easily duped anymore.
To quote a great sage:
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There's an old saying in Tennessee -- I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee...that says, fool me once, shame on...shame on you. Fool me...you can't get fooled again.
Is it wrong to say I would still **** Thundra, girl or not she has made me hot for many years. Erm he =P
No no no funny thing is that apparently the lapse between the hairy stretchy faced pictures and that dinner... someone has had way too many twinkies...that and IT needs a haircut.
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But then again, you made a point of telling us sports talk was really just codetalking for homosexual come-ons.
LMAO!!
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No no no funny thing is that apparently the lapse between the hairy stretchy faced pictures and that dinner... someone has had way too many twinkies...that and IT needs a haircut.
More like 100 too many bottles of Grey Goose. I quit smoking and added probably 30 pounds. I'll start running again when I get back home so you can still mount your 19 inch "big black intruder" disel powered vibrator with chinstrap and propellor while thinking of me.
The good news is that every time i see a picture of myself I say "wow, I'm a fat ************ all of a suddden!"
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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There's an old saying in Tennessee -- I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee...that says, fool me once, shame on...shame on you. Fool me...you can't get fooled again.
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There's an old saying in Tennessee -- I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee...that says, fool me once, shame on...shame on you. Fool me...you can't get fooled again.
you mean this?
http://clients.loudeye.com/imc/melbourne/bushfoolhr.wmv
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Ok, what do I win?!
Nexa
Nexa
An all expenses paid by you weekend with one of those guys
Either I just felt my heart kerplunk into the pit of my stomach out of fear, or the violent expulsion of my suddenly erect ***** out of my pelvis created a vacuum in which my heart could not escape.
C'mon over Nexa... you're hot, and I'm a balding, fat, ex-postal worker! If that ain't chemistry, then I dunno what is.
You know you want ME!
Edited, Sat May 22 23:20:56 2004 by Thundra
C'mon over Nexa... you're hot, and I'm a balding, fat, ex-postal worker! If that ain't chemistry, then I dunno what is.
You know you want ME!
Edited, Sat May 22 23:20:56 2004 by Thundra
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