I'll post a bit more later, but for now, I'll just spit out a few responses and impressions really quickly.
Kao: Totem was joking about the whole 'Kao got Thundra banned' thing.
Deathwysh: I really don't know anything about digital cameras, but since you asked, the camera I bought is a 'Sony Cyber-shot DSC-T1', with 5 megapixel storage, 2.5 inch hybrid LCD monitor, 3x zoom, and a Carl Zeiss lens. I know what some of that means, like the storage and zoom, but I have no idea what differentiates a 'hybrid LCD' from a 'typical LCD', nor do I know what a 'Carl Zeiss lens' is. 'Carl Zeiss' could be a euphemism for 'Shi[/i]tty Lens' for all I know, just like 'Genuine Austrian Crystal' is code for 'glass'.
Impressions...
Totem: Pretty much what I expected. Very very easy-going, cheerful, good natured, blah blah blah. Call it whatever you want, but what it boils down to is that he's a pus[i]sy. I would have said as much to his face, but he looked like he could totally kick my ***. Knowing what I do about his gentle nature though, he probably would have settled with giving me a noogie, and then apologized while handing me a conciliatory lollipop.
Smash: I'm sad to report that Smash, the individual we all love to hate, appears to have died while metamorphising from his board personaltiy into a living, breathing, human being. It's reminiscent of the story of Pinnochio, except that at the end of this story, when Pinnochio becomes a real boy, the White Fairy accidentally lobotomizes him, too. He wasn't uptight, cantankerous, confrontational, irrationally stubborn, or abusive. He was friendly. Honest-to-goodness, he was actually friendly. He was smiling almost the entire time, despite the fact he wasn't maiming anyone or making them cry. I couldn't have been on the receiving end of his insults more than a half dozen times- and all of them were relatively benign. He was still as sharp as he is on the board, but unlike myself, he isn't handicapped by his need to sharpen his wit with time- it's keen, straight out of the box.
While listening to him speak, he would occasionally use certain words that would trigger memories- usually of the painful variety wherein he'd castigated me.
Git: Apparently, Git is unaccustomed to concepts like 'diplomacy' and 'tact'. No more than 5 minutes had gone by-- barely enough time to exchange the obligatory handshake and "Hello"-- before he had somehow twisted an otherwise pleasant conversation into an attack on my character; citing my insecurity, need for attention, and my dwindling, one-trick-pony, brand of appeal. Of course, Smash was more than happy to elaborate on the caricature by comparing myself to Steve Guttenberg.
I'm sure that all four of us had unflattering things to say, but you're the only one that had the nuts to come out with it. Good on you! Despite being blessed with an over-abundance of forthrightness, he seemed to be a relatively genial individual. More importantly, after listening to him describe his job as a Civil Enginer: Methane Mitigation Specialist, I can now say that I personally know the person with the world's most obscure job title.