So I'm in the bathroomFollow

I'm at work today and I just got back from lunch and I gotta take a dump. So I got to the restroom, which has 2 stalls, and I sit down to do my business. In comes some new guy that just started last week and he sits in the other stall. About a minute later he says "Hey, hows it going?" and proceeds into some spiel about how his girlfriend won't let him see his kid blah blah blah.

I'm like "Dude, I'm trying to take a dump here." and then he starts making these weird noises. If I didn't hear him farting I would have sworn he was ************* Anyway, that was really creepy.

never had that sort of problem.

though are you still in the bathroom at this moment?

Then what do you do all day?

Nah, he forms it into letters and posts it here.



edit: I'm on strike.

Edited, Mon May 10 16:39:10 2004 by Skeeter

That's a very strange guy.
How about quiet guy though, who walks really softly around the bathroom and turns on the faucet REAL slowly like he's trying to listen in.
There's blowout guy (who is more common than he should be) who runs in and slams the stall door and proceeds to... well.
There's just hangin' out guy, who just stands in there silently doing something.
Whistling guy, who whistles a little happy tune the whole time he's doign his business. This is usually the same guy who does a lot of grunting.
Very unhealthy fat guy, who breathes like he just out ran the police and is hiding in a stall.
Kidney stone guy (swollen prostate) guy, who grunts and struggles his way to like one drop, then heads out.
The shameless cell phone guy, you're on the freaking toilet for god's sake.
Middle stall guy, even though the one on the other side is open, he's goign to sit down right next to you.

ehh.. just some things I've noticed after years of public bathrooms.

I only work 7 hours shifts so it never really is a problem, the problem has never really come up, of course im sure i would blast a dookie at work if the situation warranted it.

Plus i live a 3 min walk from work, take 30 min break during shift go home have dinner and if i gotta push out a chocolate log that when i would do it.


trying to use different terms for taking a ****, sorry if some didnt work :P

Edited, Mon May 10 17:02:14 2004 by bhodisattva

I must be eating some bad food because i only work 6 hour shifts and i can drop between 1 and three dookies.

Lol!

I gave yours a 6 Dark, sorry, but it smelled like petunias.

Plus, I don't like poops named after percussion instruments.


I'm on strike by the way.

I went back to the bathroom today to take my afternoon **** and he was in there. I swear to God he is stalking me or something. I'm starting to get paranoid about it, and now I have to know where he is before I go and pray he doesn't come in while I'm doing it. I'm developing a sh**brick complex.

Now that I look back at it, I think he really was beating off while crapping.