When all else fails, be unoriginal.
How 'bout
Canter's (again) at 5:00?
If whoever shows doesn't feel like Jew-food again, we can find another place closeby.
I would move the time up, unfortunately, I can't. Maybe, in order to make your (Totem and Smash's) time together less tiresome, you could schedule your earlier tryst a bit later? 3ish, maybe? Then you'd only have a couple hours of eachother's company to suffer through before I arrived. Just a suggestion.
I'll plan on being at Canter's at 5:00pm (PST), unless directed otherwise.
If my inability to attend earlier inconveniences you two, pretend that I said I was sorry- I haven't, mind you, just make believe.