I don't know much about the Fairfax area, but according to my sources, there is a large contingency of minorities in that area. How about we go uptown to Hollywood? It can't be more than 10 or 15 miles.
The
Hustler Store in Hollywood would be as appropriate a meeting place as any, I'd say. Smash and Totem would get a nice sampling of the Sunsent Blvd prostitutes, there's an amazing pizza joint across the street, and we could even mosey on down to the
Viper Room. We could sneak Hippo in the back door (actually, as far as I know, the back door is the
only door). Wouldn't it be cool if we could convince him to overdose on something, just like River Phoenix? I bet we could arrange his quasi-suicide in such a way that he died in the
exact same place as Mr. Phoenix. Seriously, if he isn't already the envy of every angst-ridden male at his school, he surely would be then, huh?
Did I mention there are a lot of boobie bars?
EDIT: Btw, I was suggesting the Hustler Store only because it's a very large, hard to miss, landmark. I feel awkward enough standing outside of it when with friends, I can't begin to imagine how weird it would be going inside with the likes of you maladjusted sociotards.
Edited, Thu May 13 00:22:30 2004 by Thundra