Now I didn't know which way to attack this, you made my options so varied. You're like a stupid baklava, and each layer is flakier and more appetizing than the last, so I decided to touch upon the three most obvious:
1. Wheeeeee! (Sound of the implication that you have AIDS, and could therefore give it to the dolphin by having sex with it as it flies overhead)
2. A good joke about what to do, like exhale and use lubrication, as you collect the sample of Jordan's body fluids. You want to avoid alluding to sexual/and or carnal acts if you're going to survive here. You left yourself wide open.
3. Most morons know you can't get AIDS by eating someone's blood, not to mention most viruses have to mutate to infect cross-species.
For crying out loud.