I was thinking about recent sucessfull films and their plots today, and you know, I think I've come up a with a sure fire winner.
A thirteen year olf boy (Haley Jo Osmond) is kidnapped by tribe of insane white Voodo Practioners and their leader (Carrot Top). The cast a magic spell on him and when he wakes up he's in the body of an adult!! I know, I know, it's a wild idea and will take a minute to get your head around.
Here's the twist though...the adult is WOMAN! So now, the man will see what it's like to be a woman!(Julia Stiles) The woman WHO HAS THE MIND OF A THIRTEEN YEAR OLD BOY!!!! naturally instantly goes into ****, where her evil pimp/manager (Christopher Walken) starts abusing her. Then she's rescued by the uncle of the voodoo cult leader (The Rock) after he realizes that what his nephew has done is wrong. BUT!
At the end, right before the closing credits we find out she's pregnant. Can anyone say SEQUAL!! Yeah baby!
Bam!
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
It might work, except that the 13 year old boy would spend so much time fingering the goods, that he never left the house.
You should get that copyrighted.
Now how would he get pregnant? Girl on girl action sure... but unless the little boy played for the other team...
Plots within plots!!
Plots within plots!!
I want Gary Oldman in it.
You gotta have Alan Rickman in there too, maybe as Oldmans slightly saner but exasperated partner.
Looks pretty good, if I may suggest one thing, add anally into this sentence. I think it adds a nice dimension.
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where her evil pimp/manager (Christopher Walken) starts abusing her
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Looks pretty good, if I may suggest one thing, add anally into this sentence. I think it adds a nice dimension.
That'll jepordise my PG-13 rating!
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Well then could we at least get a cameo of Michael Jackson as the kids babysitter early in the movie?
Yeah, that way it impies **** rape, while maintaining it's PG-13 rating. Maybe have the kid bend over to pick up a dropped pen, then have the camera get a close up of a menacing Jackson.
Its got Blockbuster written all over it!
Its got Blockbuster written all over it!
You have to add some sort of talking animal/zany sidekick for comic relief.
13 is a bit old for MJ though. Wouldn't be believeable
I think a hamster would be appropriate.
Sorry, I see you are capable of some higher level functions so...
/EM Removes broken baseball bat from Cooldood's *** and looks around for a moment. Upon seeing EnchantinU standing there with a bewildered look on his/her face, Reinman sneaks up and rams the broken baseball bat up his/her ***.
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Yeah, that way it impies **** rape, while maintaining it's PG-13 rating. Maybe have the kid bend over to pick up a dropped pen, then have the camera get a close up of a menacing Jackson.
Its got Blockbuster written all over it!
Its got Blockbuster written all over it!
Sorry, I see you are capable of some higher level functions so...
/EM Removes broken baseball bat from Cooldood's *** and looks around for a moment. Upon seeing EnchantinU standing there with a bewildered look on his/her face, Reinman sneaks up and rams the broken baseball bat up his/her ***.
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