http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/playoffs2004/news/story?id=1792441
Too funny.
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"That's a cheap shot by a low-class type player," Elson said. "You don't do that. That's gay on his part. I told him that he was gay, too, for touching me in my private parts."
You're not gay if you don't kiss the guy.
Right?
Right?
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
I thought it was you're not gay if your not taking it up the ***.
Yeah, only the taker is gay, the giver is totally not gay.
Right Totem?
Right Totem?
Totem's on the pharm.
Hey, suck one d1ck, you're a ****** for life. But if you're genuinely in love with him, weeeeeell, then it's genetics.
Totem
PS: Skeet's and my homosexual lovelife isn't gay since nobody knows about it--- doh!
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PS: Skeet's and my homosexual lovelife isn't gay since nobody knows about it--- doh!
I don't ask, and he doesn't tell.
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Hey, suck one d1ck, you're a ****** for life
Well, assuming you aren't a chick... 'cuz i'm not a ****** =P
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Well, assuming you aren't a chick... 'cuz i'm not a ****** =P
Really depends on whose d1ck you suck.
Really? ... so... how would the owner affect it?
Some people are so gay, you'll get the "gay disease" if you swallow.
So I've heard.
So I've heard.
Somehow mentioning Katie's strap on seems appropriate.
Hey, you and Flea gonna meet up with Smash and me in LA for beer and a wild orgy in May? Perhaps Thundra can be there too and witness the proceedings. And document the event.
Stay tuned for for further details, locations, and times.
Totem
Stay tuned for for further details, locations, and times.
Totem
I doubt Flea would be up for it, I bet she can post here for two more years and she won't tell you crazy fuc'ks what her real name is.
As for me.
IN!
As for me.
IN!
Since when is knowing someone's real name a preresiquite for an orgy?
Did I spell that right? I don't think I did
Did I spell that right? I don't think I did
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I looked it up. Only one "y" in orgy. I'm golden.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
WTF r u talkin bout?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Just helping yoo speelcheck.
And here I thought you were talking about prerequisite ;)
It's what I do. It is what I do.
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I might be gay. I would prefer to take it. I don't wanna be the one doing the thrusting.
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