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Goddamnit my father is an electrical engineer, you perverts. 
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Goddamnit my father is an electrical engineer, you perverts.
You come from good lineage then, be proud.
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I still want to have sex
Trimmed that a bit for you, I'm thinking the rest was a bit ambitious.
I think you are projecting (sp?) a bit. :) I am actually happily married. Sometimes she even let's me be on top.
My sympathies.
Settle for ****, it's infinitely less annoying than the real thing.
Or buy your wife a uniform.
Settle for ****, it's infinitely less annoying than the real thing.
Or buy your wife a uniform.
heh heh. I thought you said unicorn. I was like WTH!?
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your avatar is making me trip man, its fu'cking creepy
what is that baby doin..
wait I know
wait I know
HEHEHE I was one of those that did naile a cheerleader, all be it after highschool, but nothing was cooler than having someone open the door at 3am in nothing but a cheer skirt :P.
Where were these kids in high school? I was all hot to trot but couldn't get a guy to second base, much less get it on. I would later be told that it was 'intimidating' to be made out with on top of a pool table by a partially clothed girl at 15. How true is this?
Well damn, I never thought it intimidating :P I was all about the sexual experiances in HS LOL, got my first BJ in the school bleachers after a track practice :P
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got my first BJ in the school bleachers after a track practice :P
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Im in highschool and I know all the cheergirls, most of them have boyfriends or arent interested in me but I know acouple of them I could pull the moves on....<dirty thoughts>
well then wtf you waiting for? LOL
I only had sex with one girl in High School, because I knew she would have killed me if I had cheated on her. However, we did break up every 6 weeks or so, and I got hummers from damn near half of the cheerleading squad by the time I was gradumated.
Hahaha yeah I know, I could ask them but Im not sure if some of them are like that, I'm going over to one of there houses when there parents are gone so I'll try there.
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What was his name?
Ouch man :P Straight as a board ty very much. Nuttin agains gays, just dont like the thought of having another **** around, other than mine.
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all be it after highschool
I do question the good sense of anyone who gives a hummer to anyone who has just finished track practice.
My wife beat up cheerleaders. I ended up with one of them bad girls =P
Yes Yanari, I noticed my own bad spelling after the crime was commited but really didn't give a **** enough to change it. BTW it was after track practice, but I didn't figured I'd have to say I took a shower, I figured that would be obvious, but whatever.
Edit - Forgot to capitalize an "I"
Edited, Wed May 5 12:04:46 2004 by Warf
Edit - Forgot to capitalize an "I"
Edited, Wed May 5 12:04:46 2004 by Warf
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why ya gotta hate on the tuba girl?
To resist is to **** in the wind,
Anyone who does will end up smelling.
To resist is to **** in the wind,
Anyone who does will end up smelling.
I never nailed a cheerleader in high school, though my best friend was a cheerleader and I found out later she wanted to sleep with me. I was actually a virgin when I graduated.
Then I went to college and got more booty then I can even imagine. I even nailed a girl on the Gymnastics squad. You haven't lived until you've done this. I had sex in positions I didn't think were physically possible, it was incredible.
Then I went to college and got more booty then I can even imagine. I even nailed a girl on the Gymnastics squad. You haven't lived until you've done this. I had sex in positions I didn't think were physically possible, it was incredible.
'Cause I'm a stone cold hater. That's why.
Fish gotta swim, bird's gotta fly, hater's gotta hate!
Fish gotta swim, bird's gotta fly, hater's gotta hate!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Take me to a special place, close your eyes show me your face... I'm gonna **** on it.
Playa's wanna play, lovers wanna love, I don't even want, none of the above - I want to **** on you, yes I do, I'll **** on you, I'll pee on you.
I said your body, your body, is a port-o-potty.
Only thing that will make my life complete is when I turn your face into a toilet seat.
Playa's wanna play, lovers wanna love, I don't even want, none of the above - I want to **** on you, yes I do, I'll **** on you, I'll pee on you.
I said your body, your body, is a port-o-potty.
Only thing that will make my life complete is when I turn your face into a toilet seat.
Should have posted that in the lame rap thread.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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