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#1 Apr 29 2004 at 3:52 AM Rating: Good
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I've been macking up these two girls at work seperately but recently they became friends but both think im only macking the one and i finally got em going out with them. Except we all three of us going out, which strikes me as bad idea but there was no way out of it with out things turning into a train wreck of epic proportions.

Now ive been preparing myself for the worst, thinking that the situation was going to end badly, i had even prepared my escape plan which is as follows

1.Girls get mad because im macking both
2.they confront me
3.Im like hey what the hell is that over there
4.I point to other side of room
5.They look in direction i point at
6.I say "Zoinks"
7.I run like a ****.

The thing is when we were talking about tuesday nite at work they had bar that we are going to on friday picked out and i was like "hey thats only 3 blocks from my apartment", to my suprise the girls were like "oooh really me and other girl should come back there and you know..." now this is both girls and the way they said it gave me a new impression of the situation that is either really really cool or confirms others belief that my grasp of reality is completely distorted.

I dont know but im hoping in my moment where i thought i stumbled and got myself into world of trouble i might have actually stumbled on a gold mine.

/em Crosses fingers
only time will tell

Edited, Thu Apr 29 05:19:50 2004 by bhodisattva
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#2 Apr 29 2004 at 4:06 AM Rating: Decent
Good luck.

I wanna see pictures.....


of the girls not you
#3 Apr 29 2004 at 4:09 AM Rating: Good
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the situation that is either really really cool or confirms others belief that my grasp of reality is completely distorted.

I'm leaning towards the latter.

But good luck anyway.



Here's some Smiley: ducttape for some kinky bondage ****.
#4 Apr 29 2004 at 7:51 AM Rating: Good
Tricky! What happened to our thread? ....it's gone...I don't understand.
#5 Apr 29 2004 at 7:57 AM Rating: Decent
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That threesome thing is fun for about an hour, then it's just a pain in the ***.

Wait. Maybe that's because it was three guys.
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#6 Apr 29 2004 at 8:08 AM Rating: Decent
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yeah, I hope you don't intend on maintainng any Serious relationships with these females..

If they are trying to ..uh.. Well I'd say you'd be a fool to let that slip through your fingers..

Chicks i think tend to be attracted to guys at work ..cause at work you have nothing to do with your free mind power other than fantasize about everything.... so you are probably like this big stud in their mind..... Get it while it's hot!!

2 pieces of advice I'll give you my fellow CaitSithian.

1) Massages
2) Truth or Dare match.

Just remember.. if anything does happen... you'll be quit addicted to the memory of it.. and quite possibly will never fully recover..... But if it's worth it.. than **** it.. or them..

PS. Don't get A.I.D.S.
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