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#1 Apr 27 2004 at 1:35 PM Rating: Decent
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The light glances off his massive collection of action figures as he paces the room.

"What can I whine about next on those FFXI Allakhazam boards? What insignificant thing can I ***** about?" says the bearded and balding perveyor of commic books.

He strokes his Chewbacca melon-baller and bites his lip, deep in thought.

"Eureka, blind invites! That'll teach those who have wronged me! To so blindly invite me!"

A banging from the ceiling signals how loud his indignance had become.

"Sorry, mother!" he says the the ceiling.

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http://ffxi.allakhazam.com/forum.html?forum=10&mid=1082469305510627391

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Karmabum (If that IS your real name),

That is the most Jackassian thing I have seen to date on this board.

I'm sure that removing the Star Wars action figure from your *** and stepping down from your lofty secret lair will indeed help you in getting a date.

Thanks and have a pleasant day.

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A curriculum vitae of sorts.

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#2 Apr 27 2004 at 1:37 PM Rating: Good
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i dont know who the f*ck you are but please go away, skeet help me out!
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#3 Apr 27 2004 at 1:38 PM Rating: Good
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I'm Skeet, you may know me from my other posts, such as:

"You suck."

or

"You're a moron."

https://everquest.allakhazam.com/forum.html?forum=4&mid=1083090935112226329

Edited, Tue Apr 27 14:38:56 2004 by Skeeter
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#4 Apr 27 2004 at 1:39 PM Rating: Decent
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Hello, I'm Smasharoo. You may know me from any of my various **** movies:

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and others.

No one cares who you are.

A rejection letter to your CV of sorts.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

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#5 Apr 27 2004 at 1:40 PM Rating: Good
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i dont know who the f*ck you are but please go away, skeet help me out!

We tolerate you, don't you think you should tolerate people who write better than you do?
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Oh, yeah...I could see that you'd be intimately aware of such phrases as:

"You suck."

and

"You're a moron."


Don't send a butter knife thrower to do a chainsaw's work.

:P

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#7 Apr 27 2004 at 1:41 PM Rating: Good
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not really, most of the stuff you type is **** to so dont think your special moe
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#8 Apr 27 2004 at 1:42 PM Rating: Good
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We tolerate you, don't you think you should tolerate people who write better than you do?


Nah, Trunks is my home-dawg.

Thundra and I have his back.

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#9 Apr 27 2004 at 1:42 PM Rating: Good
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nice
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#10 Apr 27 2004 at 1:50 PM Rating: Good
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Mr. No Interesting Books in the Library wrote:
most of the stuff you type is sh*t to so dont think your special moe

trunks, that you couldn't figure out how to capitalize your screen name at sign up alone makes me special in comparison to you.
Skeeter the hairy transvestite, implicating Thundra the androginous it, wrote:
Nah, Trunks is my home-dawg.

Thundra and I have his back.

A ringning endorsement if I ever read one.
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#11 Apr 27 2004 at 1:52 PM Rating: Good
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first off the books i read are interesting to ME so that's all that counts im sure the books you read are not interesting to ME

and just because i didnt captialize my first letter on my name doesnt mean anything and the fact that you still remembered that post is sad.
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#12 Apr 27 2004 at 1:54 PM Rating: Good
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Mr. Correct other people when he has mistakes of his own wrote:
A ringning endorsement if I ever read one.


Smiley: laugh
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#13 Apr 27 2004 at 1:58 PM Rating: Good
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Girl fight!

/crowds of on-lookers gather 'round to watch the hair pulling, scratching, and screaming of the word, "*****!"

Totem
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#14 Apr 27 2004 at 1:59 PM Rating: Good
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funny
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#15 Apr 27 2004 at 2:01 PM Rating: Good
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first off the books i read are interesting to ME so that's all that counts

You're right. The books you read are interesting to you. Fairies and dragons and wizards and knights. It is really captivating stuff. Unfortunately, based on your intense lack of knowledge and understanding of things that you probably should grasp nearing manhood, it's not all that counts.
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im sure the books you read are not interesting to ME

That is a given after reading the material you bring forth at times. General knowledge doesn't seem to be high on your list, and literature seems to languish distantly behind it. READ A F'UCKING BOOK!!!! Maybe something without pictures in it.

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and just because i didnt captialize my first letter on my name doesnt mean anything

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naw it just kinda annoys me sometimes when something needs a capitol letter on it, i like my typing =)

It meant something to you. And it still should since you obviously can't figure out how to use a shift key at the beginning of a sentence.
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and the fact that you still remembered that post is sad.

It was 4 days ago, you insipid infant.
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#16 Apr 27 2004 at 2:02 PM Rating: Good
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Girl fight!

/crowds of on-lookers gather 'round to watch the hair pulling, scratching, and screaming of the word, "*****!"

Totem


Thank goodness too, if it hadn't been for the crowd screaming your name, you would have stayed in the kitchen baking your cookies while a great girl fight goes on unbeknownst to you.

"A little paprika and viola!"

Smiley: laugh
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#17 Apr 27 2004 at 2:07 PM Rating: Good
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Hey, lay off my cookies. If there is one subject that is sacrosanct, it's my CC cookies.

Totem

PS: Rip Moeb's blouse-- I wanna see her tits.
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#18 Apr 27 2004 at 2:08 PM Rating: Good
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PS: Rip Moeb's blouse-- I wanna see her tits.


Done and done.
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#19 Apr 27 2004 at 2:43 PM Rating: Good
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Suh-weeeeet!

C'mon Moeb, jump up and down a li'l bit-- make 'em bounce. Mmmmm, man-boobs. Mmmmm, nipple hair. Mmmm, sunken chests.

Totem
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#20 Apr 27 2004 at 3:20 PM Rating: Good
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Smiley: moogle just baked these...


Smiley: cookieSmiley: cookieSmiley: cookieSmiley: cookie
Smiley: cookieSmiley: cookieSmiley: cookieSmiley: cookie
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#21 Apr 27 2004 at 5:37 PM Rating: Good
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Smiley: moogle
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#22 Apr 27 2004 at 5:38 PM Rating: Good
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^^Aha!^^

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Oh, yeah...I could see that you'd be intimately aware of such phrases as:

"You suck."

and

"You're a moron."


Don't send a butter knife thrower to do a chainsaw's work.

Try "doo-doo head," or go nuts with "stupidbutt." Either option is harsher than the above.



Edited, Tue Apr 27 18:41:16 2004 by Atomicflea
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#23 Apr 27 2004 at 5:46 PM Rating: Decent
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Subtlety is your forte, eh?

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#24 Apr 27 2004 at 6:36 PM Rating: Decent
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Girl fight!

/crowds of on-lookers gather 'round to watch the hair pulling, scratching, and screaming of the word, "*****!"

Totem



Major dejavu.

Wasn't there a thread on Female violence somewhere on here not too long ago?

Eh, can't find it.
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#25 Apr 27 2004 at 6:44 PM Rating: Good
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Female violence? I'm all for it. Pay-per-view, baby!

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#26 Apr 27 2004 at 6:49 PM Rating: Excellent
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I thought they already had a name for that, Totem? I belive it's called "foxy boxing". Might not be able to get it on PPV, but head down to your local bar on Thursday nights and you should see some hot girl-on-girl action.

If not at the bars, then where I ask you, where?!
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