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#177 Apr 28 2004 at 9:11 AM Rating: Good
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I disagree with your assumption that people generally attempt to convert others out of a desire to do good. I believe they do it out of insecurity.

I don't think anyone could, with good concience, argue with you about issues of insecurity. Were there a Nobel Prize for insecurity they'd be compelled to rename it the Thundra Prize.
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#178 Apr 28 2004 at 9:14 AM Rating: Good
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be funny if they ever did find a copy with an extra page like this.


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No part of this publication may be reproduced without the express permission of Joseph and Mary publications. All charicters in this publication are ficititios and any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental

copyright Judas Ascariate 0037 AD.

Dedicated to Caudius Maxius, Centurion of the 5th Legion.

I'll definately go to hell for that one Smiley: wink2


Edited, Wed Apr 28 10:16:25 2004 by tarv
#179 Apr 28 2004 at 9:28 AM Rating: Decent
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Were there a Nobel Prize for insecurity they'd be compelled to rename it the Thundra Prize


ROFL
#180 Apr 28 2004 at 10:06 AM Rating: Decent
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Still not getting any, eh?


Actually overachieving nicely in that department.

Just felt like trolling.

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#181 Apr 28 2004 at 11:57 AM Rating: Good
Somehow the term "trolling" takes on a sinister meaning when used in concert with "getting some".

But, it takes all kinds...i guess :/

Eb


Edit: Dangled a participle.

Edited, Wed Apr 28 12:58:44 2004 by pickleprince
#182 Apr 28 2004 at 12:03 PM Rating: Good
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This is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Yesterday
#183 Apr 28 2004 at 2:02 PM Rating: Decent
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This is one of the worst ones yet. Moron!


You are so helpful! What did humanity ever do without your kindness?!
#184 Apr 28 2004 at 2:18 PM Rating: Excellent

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You are so helpful! What did humanity ever do without your kindness?!


Everyone needs an identity. I just helped you out with this issue. Really, you should thank me.
#185 Apr 28 2004 at 2:23 PM Rating: Good
Rein,

Did you complete him/her/it?

Eb
#186 Apr 28 2004 at 2:30 PM Rating: Excellent
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Did you complete him/her/it?


Sorry, what was that? My mind was on something else.

Trunk, can you take care of this please.
#187 Apr 29 2004 at 1:58 AM Rating: Decent
have any of you considered the "Causal Argument" its a simple set of rules pertaining to the natural and super natural and encompasses everything known to be real. the causal argument has two rules...

1) Everything that exists has a cause
2) I exist

following the "I exist" rule, one would then list his or her "cause" for existing, i.e. biological reproduction. one would then list the cause for the biological reproduction, which would be the results of parents doin the nasty. following this same pattern one can retrace the causes of everything that exists... all the way up to the big bang that is.

once the big bang is reached you are left with two choices for a cause
1) God (super natural)
2) infite series of natural causes (natural)

God is a very simple explanation for the creation of the universe, becuase he is all powerful, and therefore self caused, he can cause our universe. while option 2 is not so simple. this theory would mean that there has always been a series of causes taking place, each cause resulting in something new, which eventually resulted in the creation of our universe. since there was no beginning cause its a very difficult theory for one to wrap their mind around. This theory must be infinate because it is impossible to create something from nothing, therefore it is a theory following the same mind frame as time, has no beginning and no end. This makes option 2 just as difficult to believe as option 1. Since science has proven neither of these things to be true, then i dont see a problem with people believing in either of them. its like the old argument...
person 1 "prove god exists"
person 2 "prove god does not exist"

until science proves either of these to be true, then what is wrong with a person believing in either of them?
#188 Apr 29 2004 at 2:17 AM Rating: Good
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I hope you have a flame retardant computer because Smash is going to have fun with that.

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until science proves either of these to be true, then what is wrong with a person believing in either of them?
Unless your brainwashed or choose not to believe scientists, i think that GoD has been sucsessfully disproved as an effective model for the origens of life on earth, at least in a Biblical sence.


#189 Apr 29 2004 at 2:32 AM Rating: Decent
Where and when did this happen? I must have missed it when science proved God didnt exist. There is the Big Bang Theory, the Theory of Evolution. Lots of theories no proof. There is no proof that man evolved from apes. In fact there is a significant lack of said evidence.
#190 Apr 29 2004 at 3:17 AM Rating: Good
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In fact there is a significant lack of said evidence.
There is even less evidence for God, so you'll have to do better than that.
#191 Apr 29 2004 at 3:21 AM Rating: Good
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*Aegisfang kicks the dead horse*
#192 Apr 29 2004 at 3:25 AM Rating: Good
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Thought you only delt with Goats?

Smiley: goat

besides there are new people about it's only fair they get to have a shot at the undead horses.
#193 Apr 29 2004 at 4:04 AM Rating: Decent
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Unless your brainwashed or choose not to believe scientists, i think that GoD has been sucsessfully disproved as an effective model for the origens of life on earth, at least in a Biblical sence.


I never said that I could prove scientifically that God exists. Only that science has certainly not disproved His existance. As has been said eariler religion is based on faith not proof.
#194 Apr 29 2004 at 4:20 AM Rating: Good
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I never said that I could prove scientifically that God exists. Only that science has certainly not disproved His existance.
By believing in God you're basicly saying you choose not to believe that Darwin is correct.

Therefore my statement was correct QED.
#195 Apr 29 2004 at 4:27 AM Rating: Decent
Darwin's THEORY of Evolution has never been proven hence the fact that it is still a THEORY and not a Proof or Law of science. What I choose to believe is irrelevent. You stated that science had proven that God didnt exist. I said really please show me. Therefore since you cant because scientists havnt, I guess we are at an impasse until one of two things happens.

1) they pull the missing link out of the ground or
2) you go to hell.

I suggest shorts I hear it's mighty warm there.
#196 Apr 29 2004 at 4:33 AM Rating: Decent
As a side note anyone know when this expedition is going to take place? I just want to know when this arguement will resurface once it does die.
#197 Apr 29 2004 at 4:35 AM Rating: Good
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1) they pull the missing link out of the ground or
2) you go to hell.

I suggest shorts I hear it's mighty warm there.
Since i don't believe in God due to the COMPLETE lack of ANY evidance and concurently dont' believe in hell, it's not something i have to worry about is it.
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Darwin's THEORY of Evolution has never been proven hence the fact that it is still a THEORY and not a Proof or Law of science.

Theory it may be but since it's the only one that stands up to any sort of scrutiny then it's enough proof for me.
#198 Apr 29 2004 at 4:42 AM Rating: Decent
I dont understand. God's existance is a Theory of sorts. Why does Darwin's theory hold more water for you?
#199 Apr 29 2004 at 5:19 AM Rating: Good
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I dont understand. God's existance is a Theory of sorts. Why does Darwin's theory hold more water for you?
Evidance for evolution = many effects that can be reproduced today or are historically accurate following that model since it's introduction, I.e the increase in average height of humans in the last 100 years.
The fossil records that Darwin had no excess to have done nothing but support his theory.
The newer technology that has dated the age of the earth.
Carbon dating of certain artifacts have since put those items into the right time frame that Darwin put them <or very close> even though he had no excess to this technology.

Evidance for God = Nothing, nada, ziltch, zero. Unless you treat the bible as a historical document, or believe that the earth is 6-7 thousand years old.

#200 Apr 29 2004 at 8:17 AM Rating: Decent
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

#201 Apr 29 2004 at 8:41 AM Rating: Decent
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