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#352 Apr 30 2004 at 9:33 PM Rating: Decent
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YAY another totally pointless phrase that makes absolutely no sense

Exactly.

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I think you are confusing the Jewish faith with the Christian faith. Christians have never made burnt offerings, and I am not entirely sure if Jewish people still do that. The Bible is seperated into Old and New testaments for a reason. The NT is where Jesus and Christianity comes in.

Oh, I didn't realize that you only believed n the New Testament.

In that case you don't believe in Genesis, I assume, with all that silly Creationism stuff. That must be for Jews.
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#353 Apr 30 2004 at 9:42 PM Rating: Decent
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Exactly where did I say I did not believe in the Old Testament? There are just some things like sacrifices that are no longer neccessary because of what Jesus did on the cross.

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#354 Apr 30 2004 at 9:44 PM Rating: Good
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Famous quote "Mankind will not be free until the last priest is strangled with the entrails of the last politician."

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#355 Apr 30 2004 at 9:50 PM Rating: Decent
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Exactly where did I say I did not believe in the Old Testament? There are just some things like sacrifices that are no longer neccessary because of what Jesus did on the cross.

Oh, so you pick arbitrary things to belive then? When does Christ mention Creation?

He doesn't. So how does it work for you then? You believe the Old Testamanet unless Christ specifically mentions something? Just wondering what bazarre set of rules you go by.
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#356 Apr 30 2004 at 9:58 PM Rating: Decent
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They had to do sacrificies in the Old testament days because that was there only access to God after Adam and Eve sinned and broke the relationship between God and Man. But when Jesus came and died on the cross for our sins the relationship between us and God was restored and we could once again talk directly to God, eliminating the need for sacrificies to ask forgiveness of our sins.

I don't pick arbitrary things to believe, I believe what it says in the Bible. If you would actually read and study what it says you would find these things out for yourself.

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#357 Apr 30 2004 at 10:06 PM Rating: Decent
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I don't pick arbitrary things to believe, I believe what it says in the Bible. If you would actually read and study what it says you wold find these things out for yourself.

Of the things in life that I'm certain of, me knowing the Bible better than you is very near the top. Explain to me what it is you think Christ's new covenent exempts from the Old Testament. I'm just fuzzy on what you believe.
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#358 Apr 30 2004 at 10:15 PM Rating: Decent
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I already have explained one of the things that we are exempt from because of the new covenant. So you explain to me why you think what I said before is not true.
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#359 Apr 30 2004 at 10:27 PM Rating: Decent
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I already have explained one of the things that we are exempt from because of the new covenant. So you explain to me why you think what I said before is not true.

I don't even know what that means. If you're talking about burnt offerings, you're wrong. Christ mentions a couple of times that one of the things wrong with the state of affairs in Judea is the very LACK of offerings. I'd point you to Mathew 23:23 which is quite clear:

Woe to you, teachers of the law and Pharisees, you hypocrites! You give a tenth of your spices-- mint, dill and cummin. But you have neglected the more important matters of the law-- justice, mercy and faithfulness. You should have practiced the latter, without neglecting the former.

Christ scolds the Pharisees for not keeping up the law while they kept up offerings, but you'll notice he cleary indicates they should have kept up the offerings as well. Matthew tells several times of Christ's indications that sacrafices should continue.

Modern churches have twisted Christ's language to mean you should give them money.

That's not what's said in the fairy tale though.

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#360 Apr 30 2004 at 11:33 PM Rating: Decent
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Burnt offerings are not mentioned in that passage. Tithes are different from burnt offerings. Tithe means tenth, so we take a tenth of our income and give it to God, through our church. The church didnt turn it around so we would give them money, they gave money to the church back then too, read Luke 21:1-2.

"As he looked up Jesus saw the rich putting their gifts into the temple treasury. He also saw a woman put in two very smal copper coins."
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#361 Apr 30 2004 at 11:35 PM Rating: Good
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I can't believe this thread has now moved on to 8 pages long Smiley: rolleyes
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#362 Apr 30 2004 at 11:46 PM Rating: Decent
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In context it's:

As he looked up, Jesus saw the rich putting their gifts into the temple treasury. 2He also saw a poor widow put in two very small copper coins. 3"I tell you the truth," he said, "this poor widow has put in more than all the others. 4All these people gave their gifts out of their wealth; but she out of her poverty put in all she had to live on."

And says nothing about the justness of giving money to the church. The spices were burnt at the temple, not sold. Josephus is clear on that.
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#363 May 01 2004 at 2:00 AM Rating: Decent
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Where and when did this happen? I must have missed it when science proved God didnt exist. There is the Big Bang Theory, the Theory of Evolution. Lots of theories no proof. There is no proof that man evolved from apes. In fact there is a significant lack of said evidence.


ummmmmm, 'big bang """"Theory"""""?!?!¿

yeah, the scientists are still out in that one, but hey, i'll give you that evelotion isn't quite 'theory' anymore.

Any way you look at it, none of this disproves God, it just points out that most of the written bible is *********
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#364 May 01 2004 at 2:32 AM Rating: Good
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i think that GoD has been sucsessfully disproved as an effective model for the origens of life on earth, at least in a Biblical sence.
To avoid the God made Evolotion Hyjack.
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#365 May 01 2004 at 8:31 AM Rating: Decent
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Hmmm, you seem to get in this funk where you don't read entire posts before you respond Pat.


I hate it when I do that. I bet you are really going to show me now!

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I you go back and read what I wrote again, you'll see that I was speaking of a hypothetical situation where the christians are actually right, and everyone else is wrong.


Ahhh I see. So all I have to do in any debate is pick a hypothetical situation where I am right, and therefore I am right. Good to know. Who can argue against that logic?

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Using those parameters, every other religion(including your duck religion) is just as wrong as atheism because hypothetically the christians are right.


So you have picked an infinitesimally small possibility, and made a hypothetical conjecture that it is correct, in order to argue about the relative odds of believing in the Christianity heaven and hell model compared with atheism. Well that is nice. I see your point.

My point is that your hypothetical situation is AN INFINITESIMALLY SMALL POSSIBILITY. You seem to get in this funk where you don't read entire posts before you respond.

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The bottom line of my post was that being an atheist is pretty much akin to saying "***** it, I lose", you might as well take a shot at something.


I think it has already been argued that that is unlikely to be the attitude that God will reward at the pearly gates. If you are going to believe, at least do it right for ***** sake. I have less respect for you than I do for those with blind faith, which was not exactly at high levels to begin with.

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And most of the major religions are pretty much the same thing with different labels anyways. Who cares if God is named Allah, or Yahweh, or even Zues. It all pretty much comes out the same. But that's a topic for another thread


Well now you are making up your own religion. Your chances just went to infinitely small minus one.

As was famously said by someone wise:

I put it to you, that you are also an atheist. I just believe in one less God than you do. When you understand why you don't believe in all those other Gods, you will understand why I don't believe in yours.

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#366 May 01 2004 at 8:34 AM Rating: Decent
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And will all of you retards stop asking people to prove a negative. It is logically impossible to do so, and it makes you look like a moron.
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#367 May 01 2004 at 8:51 AM Rating: Decent
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It is just one of the reasons, there are more.

Well now that Gbaji has shown one of your reasons to be a good reason NOT to believe in God, lets hear the others!
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#368 May 01 2004 at 11:08 AM Rating: Decent
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Decided not to play a game for 15 minutes today or so ,I decided to check out the forums. Low and behold I ran across this thread. Seems to me, most of you have viable points and each are entitled to his or her own opinion. But what I thought was funny, in my own disturbing fashion,is that this cockring(name withheld do to what seems to be a very fragile self esteem issue) * Lunatic * who seems to thrive on doing nothing but post his 2 cents on anything,anyone says.Which actually proves he likes to see his avatar and a bunch of words he managed to piece together from a Theasaurs.In which, I guess he must think is witty.Maybe he's trying to impress someone. Or just maybe the blisters on his ***** were too much to bear for yet another session of self gratification,so he decided while his mom was'nt monitoring his internet time,he'd get on here and critique everone he thought was wrong. Now I'm not one to bash people,but when you feed the ignorance fire, it spreads and grows even larger. Don't get consumed. Calm down man,Live a little,the sun only seems to burn at first. btw, wheres the Goddamn idiot filter on these sites?
Ya think by now some basement dwelling techie gnome with too much time on his hands would figure out how to differentiate Bashing from True "In game" assistance for a game forum. hehehe
P.S Your opinion does'nt matter,And I love you
P.S.S If you reply to this thread,you proved my point. But hey wtf does it matter?
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#369 May 01 2004 at 11:15 AM Rating: Good
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Decided not to play a game for 15 minutes today or so ,I decided to check out the forums. Low and behold I ran across this thread. Seems to me, most of you have viable points and each are entitled to his or her own opinion. But what I thought was funny, in my own disturbing fashion,is that this cockring(name withheld do to what seems to be a very fragile self esteem issue) * Lunatic * who seems to thrive on doing nothing but post his 2 cents on anything,anyone says.Which actually proves he likes to see his avatar and a bunch of words he managed to piece together from a Theasaurs.In which, I guess he must think is witty.Maybe he's trying to impress someone. Or just maybe the blisters on his ***** were too much to bear for yet another session of self gratification,so he decided while his mom was'nt monitoring his internet time,he'd get on here and critique everone he thought was wrong. Now I'm not one to bash people,but when you feed the ignorance fire, it spreads and grows even larger. Don't get consumed. Calm down man,Live a little,the sun only seems to burn at first. btw, wheres the Goddamn idiot filter on these sites?
Ya think by now some basement dwelling techie gnome with too much time on his hands would figure out how to differentiate Bashing from True "In game" assistance for a game forum. hehehe
P.S Your opinion does'nt matter,And I love you
P.S.S If you reply to this thread,you proved my point. But hey wtf does it matter?


Can you rephrase that please?
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#370 May 01 2004 at 11:26 AM Rating: Decent
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Can you rephrase that please?


"I worship Smash and want to either be him or have him inside of me, and I'll pay."

It was pretty clear to me.
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#371 May 01 2004 at 11:30 AM Rating: Decent
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Welcome back, Gbaji. Smiley: grin
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#372 May 01 2004 at 12:54 PM Rating: Decent
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It's such a shame we don't have uplifting religious discussions like this every 2 weeks or so...
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#373 May 01 2004 at 3:03 PM Rating: Decent
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ok let me clear this up so this here means that this bumb bi*ch is now broke and jesus is to blame. now wtf is that?
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#374 May 01 2004 at 3:52 PM Rating: Decent
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(name withheld do to what seems to be a very fragile self esteem issue)


Go ahead and name names, you'll get considerably more respect around here if you do.


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ok let me clear this up so this here means that this bumb bi*ch is now broke and jesus is to blame. now wtf is that?


That was supposed to clear things up? Hm. Just curious, is English your first language?
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#375 May 01 2004 at 3:55 PM Rating: Decent
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ut what I thought was funny, in my own disturbing fashion,is that this cockring(name withheld do to what seems to be a very fragile self esteem issue) * Lunatic *

Lunatic...I think that's a clue!

Hmm, no, nope still don't know who he's talking about.
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#376 May 01 2004 at 4:22 PM Rating: Excellent
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now wtf is that?


I don't know, you are the one trying to make a point.

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