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#327 Apr 30 2004 at 2:31 PM Rating: Good
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#328 Apr 30 2004 at 2:31 PM Rating: Decent
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Predictable, so damned predicatable. I have come to realize that you just can't resist getting in the LAST word eh?

People in glast houses...

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P.S. The only way that I would bow to you in any way shape or form would be to tell you to kiss my a**.

And...I would rather be full of hubris than full of sh*t anyday.

Wouldn't you rather be a genius with perfect analytical skills who is a master of reasoning, like Stephen Hawking?

Or me?
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#329 Apr 30 2004 at 2:40 PM Rating: Good
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Smasharoo wrote:
People in glast houses...


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Wouldn't you rather be a genius with perfect analytical skills who is a master of reasoning, like Stephen Hawking?

Or me?


You've discovered my secret plot to develop a top secret cloning formula that will allow me to grow a *****, shrink my tits and become YOU...wait a minute, if I grow a *****....DAMN ! Back to the drawing board.
#330 Apr 30 2004 at 2:57 PM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
'Cause God (if he's there) wouldn't be fooled by your insincere actions and so you'd spend your whole life restricting yourself to acting Christian and then go to hell regardless. Sucker.


Why would you be insincere just because you decided to take a stand based on self preservation???

If I were to decide I'd better believe in God because it's the best chance I've got for a long and happy afterlife, you can bet I'm going to be as sincere as the next christian.Smiley: wink2
#331 Apr 30 2004 at 3:09 PM Rating: Good
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Patrician wrote:

Your odds aren't quite as hot as you think they are.


Hmmm, you seem to get in this funk where you don't read entire posts before you respond Pat.

I you go back and read what I wrote again, you'll see that I was speaking of a hypothetical situation where the christians are actually right, and everyone else is wrong.

Using those parameters, every other religion(including your duck religion) is just as wrong as atheism because hypothetically the christians are right.

The bottom line of my post was that being an atheist is pretty much akin to saying "***** it, I lose", you might as well take a shot at something.

And most of the major religions are pretty much the same thing with different labels anyways. Who cares if God is named Allah, or Yahweh, or even Zues. It all pretty much comes out the same. But that's a topic for another threadSmiley: smile
#332 Apr 30 2004 at 3:11 PM Rating: Decent
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Your odds aren't quite as hot as you think they are.



Hmmm, you seem to get in this funk where you don't read entire posts before you respond Pat.

I you go back and read what I wrote again, you'll see that I was speaking of a hypothetical situation where the christians are actually right, and everyone else is wrong.

Using those parameters, every other religion(including your duck religion) is just as wrong as atheism because hypothetically the christians are right.

The bottom line of my post was that being an atheist is pretty much akin to saying "***** it, I lose", you might as well take a shot at something.

And most of the major religions are pretty much the same thing with different labels anyways. Who cares if God is named Allah, or Yahweh, or even Zues. It all pretty much comes out the same. But that's a topic for another thread

Yeah, and he was pointing out that in an infinate spectrum of religions, where at least some will allow you to go to heaven if you just DON'T believe in one of the others you're odds are better being an atheist.

That's all.

He wasn't confused, you were.
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#333 Apr 30 2004 at 3:13 PM Rating: Good
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So much for raising the level of discourse above the 10th grade.


You're being kind Moe, those retorts were considered kid stuff by the 7th grade easily.Smiley: grin
#334 Apr 30 2004 at 3:16 PM Rating: Good
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I bet you believe also that man was created from some primordial ooze that just happened to turn into living matter, or wait we came from aliens who beamed us down from there spaceship.


God IS an alien....

Think about it for a bitSmiley: wink2
#335 Apr 30 2004 at 3:17 PM Rating: Decent
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Why would you be insincere just because you decided to take a stand based on self preservation???
Tell us in what way, by what biblical standard, could hedging your bets be confused with faith in an almighty god?

Let's assume for argument's sake that there is a god (christian version). Would that deity be so dim witted and gullible as to welcome into heaven people who were merely claiming to believe in order to avoid being damned?


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If I were to decide I'd better believe in God because it's the best chance I've got for a long and happy afterlife, you can bet I'm going to be as sincere as the next christian
We know you're being as sincere as the next christian. It's nothing to brag about.

You're as big an athiest as Smash and I.

Edited, Fri Apr 30 16:17:52 2004 by Yanari
#336 Apr 30 2004 at 3:40 PM Rating: Good
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Yanari the Puissant wrote:
We know you're being as sincere as the next christian. It's nothing to brag about.

You're as big an athiest as Smash and I.


ROFLSmiley: lol I don't mind being thrown in the same boat as you Yanari, but it's kind of scary actually agreeing with smash about something for once.Smiley: yikes

And dammit smash! Don't get me started.Smiley: mad I was speaking about a hypothetical situation, it had nothing do do with the thousands of different religions out there. It was WHAT IF the christians are right. How much more #%$# hypothetical can you get than THAT?

If you want to look at it from a realistic point of view, no one knows for sure what's true or what's not when it comes to religion so most of us are probably screwed no matter what. It will probably turn out that you were on the right track with the ducks or something like that in the end.



Edited, Fri Apr 30 16:40:28 2004 by danreynolds
#337 Apr 30 2004 at 3:43 PM Rating: Good
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It will probably turn out that you were on the right track with the ducks or something like that in the end.
It's the mice i'm telling you, just make sure you have a blanket.
#338 Apr 30 2004 at 3:49 PM Rating: Good
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It's the mice i'm telling you, just make sure you have a blanket.


I prefer a towel personally, handiest tool in the universeSmiley: wink
#339 Apr 30 2004 at 4:16 PM Rating: Default
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God IS an alien....


Yes, and according to Belinda Carlisle "Oooh, heaven is a place on Earth!"

:)

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#340 Apr 30 2004 at 5:52 PM Rating: Decent
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WOW!!

I've been posting in FFXI forums and didn't even know the sludge pool existed here :P.

First off Smash you said earlier a few pages up that he sailed for 40days. If your gonna argue something get it right, it rained for 40days and nights, and after that they were afloat sending birds out to bring back signs of land :)

Secondly for a man that doens't believe God exists, I find it funny that you have "I am God" in your Sig. So by your own belief YOU DONT EXIST :P

Thirdly lighten up, no one is cramming down your throats their beliefs as hard as you cramming yours down with less fact than they are bringing up. Jesus DID exist. There are scrolls, and other FACTUAL PIECES OF EVIDENCE that say He lived, and Died on the cross as is explained in the bible. Also many other "Prophecies" have "FACTUAL" support to "PROVE" them true. All of them in regards to Jesus.

Now I will give you this, that the major ones have little/no evidence, hence where faith comes into play. Will finding the Ark make my faith any stronger? No, it would just be cool, so would finding the Ark of the covenant, or seeing Christ's tomb, doesn't make me believe any more or any less.

And just because I believe by faith DOES NOT mean that I think I know everything, there are many things that I do not know. Just because I believe by faith doesn't put me in the catagory that most of you have put ALL Christians in.

Oh, and before you go on saying I believe because someone told me to, I believe because I came to this on my OWN. No one has told me that I HAVE to believe, I'm not a cult member. I believe purely because I feel the pull of something else, there is something greater than that of "POOF" here we are, we live, we die. There is more to life than that.

Edited, Fri Apr 30 18:54:42 2004 by Warf
#341 Apr 30 2004 at 5:57 PM Rating: Decent
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#342 Apr 30 2004 at 6:01 PM Rating: Decent
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WOW!!

I've been posting in FFXI forums and didn't even know the sludge pool existed here :P.

First off Smash you said earlier a few pages up that he sailed for 40days. If your gonna argue something get it right, it rained for 40days and nights, and after that they were afloat sending birds out to bring back signs of land :)

Secondly for a man that doens't believe God exists, I find it funny that you have "I am God" in your Sig. So by your own belief YOU DONT EXIST :P

Thirdly lighten up, no one is cramming down your throats their beliefs as hard as you cramming yours down with less fact than they are bringing up. Jesus DID exist. There are scrolls, and other FACTUAL PIECES OF EVIDENCE that say He lived, and Died on the cross as is explained in the bible. Also many other "Prophecies" have "FACTUAL" support to "PROVE" them true. All of them in regards to Jesus.


I don't know who's been shovelling the ******** into your brain, friend, but you are incorrect. There is ZERO historical evidence of Christ ever even existing.


https://everquest.allakhazam.com/forum.html?forum=4&mid=1080635282245143570


Here's a thread where your intelectual superiors argued about it.


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Now I will give you this, that the major ones have little/no evidence, hence where faith comes into play. Will finding the Ark make my faith any stronger? No, it would just be cool, so would finding the Ark of the covenant, or seeing Christ's tomb, doesn't make me believe any more or any less.

And just because I believe by faith DOES NOT mean that I think I know everything, there are many things that I do not know. Just because I believe by faith doesn't put me in the catagory that most of you have put ALL Christians in.

No it just makes you a fool who believes things without evidence. I suppose fool's too strong of a term. It makes you gullible and naive. That's a good thing when I want to sleep with someone, it's not so good when they're pondering the meaning of life.



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Oh, and before you go on saying I believe because someone told me to, I believe because I came to this on my OWN. No one has told me that I HAVE to believe, I'm not a cult member. I believe purely because I feel the pull of something else, there is something greater than that of "POOF" here we are, we live, we die. There is more to life than that.

Why aren't you a Muslim? Or a Hindu? Or a Seikh?

I'll tell you why. Because no one told you to believe those mythologies.


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#343 Apr 30 2004 at 6:03 PM Rating: Decent
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Yeah well **** happens. I just hate it when people are smug about their points, saying that it is basically law w/o evidence to back it up. Yet when someone says wheres your evidence they say "I don't need any" I was like WTF? How does that make sense. Saying one thing and backing it is totally different than saying the exact opposite of the same thing with just as little or no evidance but saying your right.
#344 Apr 30 2004 at 6:07 PM Rating: Decent
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Yeah well sh*t happens. I just hate it when people are smug about their points, saying that it is basically law w/o evidence to back it up.

Yeah I hate smug people too. That's why I endevor to remain humble.


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Yet when someone says wheres your evidence they say "I don't need any" I was like WTF? How does that make sense. Saying one thing and backing it is totally different than saying the exact opposite of the same thing with just as little or no evidance but saying your right.


You can't produce evidence of something NOT hapeneing.

Where's your evidence that I didn't slap your mother in the *** one hot summer night twelve years ago and tell here to grab her ankles and pray for death as we concieved your *** together?

Who's your daddy, *****?

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#345 Apr 30 2004 at 6:21 PM Rating: Decent
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HEHEHE thanx for the welcome :P

BTW being that you are the most rude, and smug person on this entire thread I loved that last line.

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Yeah I hate smug people too. That's why I endevor to remain humble


That got me laughing so hard, and is by far the most idiotic thing said in this entier thread.

Funny that you take the easy way out(the I dont know answer) for a "GENIUS" as you proclaim yourself to be. For someone that far ahead of the game shouldn't you be out proving things right? or finding things that we "Christians" believe in and proving them wrong? ergo making you the genius you say you are? as for now your just a gigantic ***, who post's meaningless mumblings of someone who likes to pick on people from his mommies basement cause he cant get a job, or get laid, or anyhting worth anything in this world. And since you CANT prove something that never happend, you cant prove that it didn't happen either.

I know your waiting for proof, cool, you do that, I got no qualms about that. But if you cant PROVE it didn't happen either then lay off.
#346 Apr 30 2004 at 6:31 PM Rating: Decent
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Funny that you take the easy way out(the I dont know answer) for a "GENIUS" as you proclaim yourself to be. For someone that far ahead of the game shouldn't you be out proving things right? or finding things that we "Christians" believe in and proving them wrong?


It's not easy to say "I don't knwo the answer". It's quite hard, really. People in general have a massive amount of Xenophobia and poor tolerance for accepting that some things are unknown.

Sure, they're ok with not knowing something personally, like what the J in J Robert Oppenheimer stands for, but they want to be able to pretend that someone knows the answer to all the big things.

That's comforting.

That's easy.

That's why most people beleive in some random fairy tale creation myth.


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ergo making you the genius you say you are? as for now your just a gigantic ***, who post's meaningless mumblings of someone who likes to pick on people from his mommies basement cause he cant get a job, or get laid, or anyhting worth anything in this world. And since you CANT prove something that never happend, you cant prove that it didn't happen either.


Exactly right, Junior. Just as you can't prove I'm not your father. Just as you can't prove that Santa isn't real.

What you need to ask yourself is "Do I still believe in Santa? Do I think that my mom was riding the 'Roo baloney pony? No? Then whu is it I believe the other ****?"

Let me tell you why:

Because someone told you to and you bought it.

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    I know your waiting for proof, cool, you do that, I got no qualms about that. But if you cant PROVE it didn't happen either then lay off.

    I don't need to PROVE it didn't happen.

    If we needed to PROVE things didn't happen we'd be going through life waiting for the giant ****** bird to swoop out of the sky and start ******* us because no one's shown that it won't happen.

    Personally I'm not waiting for it. You do what you want, mushbrain, you're the one running on faith.
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    #347 Apr 30 2004 at 6:49 PM Rating: Good
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    Every last one of you is going to hell for not knowing when to say when.
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    Jesus DID exist. There are scrolls, and other FACTUAL PIECES OF EVIDENCE that say He lived, and Died on the cross as is explained in the bible. Also many other "Prophecies" have "FACTUAL" support to "PROVE" them true. All of them in regards to Jesus.


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    I don't know who's been shovelling the bullsh*t into your brain, friend, but you are incorrect. There is ZERO historical evidence of Christ ever even existing.


    Well there you have it. If Smash says there is no evidence of a man named Jesus ever existing under those circumstances in that time period than I guess it must be true.......

    Just because someone says something here Samsh, that you didnt know of or take time to even look up that doesnt mean that it isnt true. Stop hiding behind the "I can't prove God doesnt exist because you cant prove the the non-existance of something that doesn't exist." Need proof of God? Just take a minute and really thing about how complex the human body is and how it all operates. Something like that could not of just happened by chance through evolution, there had to be a "higher power" (God in this case) to create all that.

    A few pages back someone said if there was a God then why isnt he punishing everyone for the horrible things people are doing. Without sounding too apocolyptic all I have to say to that is, just wait. ;)

    Before I go, I would just like to thank you Smash. It is people like you that make me believe in God and what is taught in the Bible all the more.

    Edited, Fri Apr 30 22:09:36 2004 by usernamealreadyexists
    #349 Apr 30 2004 at 9:15 PM Rating: Decent
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    Well there you have it. If Smash says there is no evidence of a man named Jesus ever existing under those circumstances in that time period than I guess it must be true.......

    No, but, if every historian who studies ancient near east history says there's no evidence...well, you might want to listen.

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    Just because someone says something here Samsh, that you didnt know of or take time to even look up that doesnt mean that it isnt true.

    I'll let you know if that ever happens.


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    Stop hiding behind the "I can't prove God doesnt exist because you cant prove the the non-existance of something that doesn't exist." Need proof of God? Just take a minute and really thing about how complex the human body is and how it all operates.

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    Complexity implies God now? Fantastic. Need proof that I'm the motherfuc[b][/b]king king of the world? Just take a minute and think about hairless cats and how creepy they are.

    Need i say more?


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    Something like that could not of just happened by chance through evolution, there had to be a "higher power" (God in this case) to create all that.

    There did?

    Says who?

    Nuclear weapons are pretty complex but we didn't need a God to invent them.



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    A few pages back someone said if there was a God then why isnt he punishing everyone for the horrible things people are doing. Without sounding too apocolyptic all I have to say to that si, just wait. ;)

    Before I go, I would just like to thank you Smash. It is people like you that make me believe in God and what is taught in the Bible all the more.

    What is taught in the Bible? You mean like if you grow your crops too closely together that you should be stoned to death? Or were you talking about how many calves to sacrafice at which time?

    Throw in an extra burnt offering for me, there, Sparky. Just in case.
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    usernamealreadyexists wrote:
    Need proof of God? Just take a minute and really thing about how complex the human body is and how it all operates. Something like that could not of just happened by chance through evolution, there had to be a "higher power" (God in this case) to create all that.


    Ok. This statement only strengthens Smash's position.

    Think about what you just said. Your argument basically boils down to this: "The world is very complicated, and I don't understand it, so there must be a divine force that did it all".

    Didn't Smash say that very thing just a few posts ago? I could have sworn he said that people create myths because they themselves can't understand the world around them and must fill it up with the divine (more or less).

    That is not "proof". All you are doing is assuming that anything that you don't understand must be the result of divine operation. This is not new. It's been happening for as long as man has walked the earth. Early man didn't understand where rain came from, or why the sun moved across the sky, or why plants grew up out of the ground. So they created gods who controlled all of those things. As our understanding of those things has progressed, we no longer need a divine explanation for them. We know why the sun travels across the sky, so we no longer need a Sun God. We know what causes rain, so we don't need a Rain God.


    Get it? There's nothing special about your faith. You've just placed a generic deity in there instead of one that has a particular role in the universe. That gives God a bit more staying power, since there will always be things that we humans don't understand. However, your faith is still based entirely on the assumption that everything we don't currently know must have a divine hand controlling it. Oddly, you accept that the aformentioned Sun God was false, but don't see that the exact same logical parallel applies to your deity. If we could eventually discover and understand what made the sun move in the sky, then we no longer needed the Sun God, and he was "disproved". Yet, the underlying logic to having him exist in the first place is the same as that you use for your own god's existance. A student of logic would assume that the likelyhood of God actually existing is about the same as that of the Sun God that no one worships anymore.


    Think about it...
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    #351 Apr 30 2004 at 9:27 PM Rating: Decent
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    Fantastic. Need proof that I'm the ************* king of the world? Just take a minute and think about hairless cats and how creepy they are.


    YAY another totally pointless phrase that makes absolutely no sense.

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    What is taught in the Bible? You mean like if you grow your crops too closely together that you should be stoned to death? Or were you talking about how many calves to sacrafice at which time?


    I think you are confusing the Jewish faith with the Christian faith. Christians have never made burnt offerings, and I am not entirely sure if Jewish people still do that. The Bible is seperated into Old and New testaments for a reason. The NT is where Jesus and Christianity comes in.

    I understand what you are saying gbaji, but I dont believe in God because of what I said there. It is just one of the reasons, there are more. Combined together they make my faith in God pretty strong. Although if I were to tell you all the reasons it wouldnt make any difference, so I wont bother. ;)

    Edited, Fri Apr 30 22:40:57 2004 by usernamealreadyexists
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