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#302 Apr 30 2004 at 12:21 PM Rating: Decent
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Oh you petty petty man. Making fun of God is one thing, YOU LEAVE THE RED SOX OUT OF IT!

I'd bet you they were going to win it all, but..

We all know you woudln't pay up anwya.

Ahem.
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#303 Apr 30 2004 at 12:26 PM Rating: Decent
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he would probably be assasinated by someone


read your history, already been done
#304 Apr 30 2004 at 12:27 PM Rating: Good
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Yes, I know, that's what I was yelling about, Einstein.


I realize that. I was just pointing out that you didn't need to "yell" at me. No biggie, end of subject.

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No, incorrect. The part you seem to be missing here is that people beleive in God because they are TOLD to. Not because it makes sense logically. When it was proven that sun didn't actually revolve around the Earth, as the church had stated, did it lead to mass defections from Christanity?

Why, no, it didn't.


Lot's of things, including Christianity have had certain aspects of an original theory that, at one point or another, may have been proven inaccurate. That does not mean that the theory as a whole is incorrect. I was never TOLD to believe in God. It was a choice that my parents gave me. They told me their beliefs, then let me decide for myself whether or not I wanted to believe. My grandma is an athiest for crying out loud (not like this has any relevance, just thought I'd throw that in). That's whats so nice about being able to each have our own opinion. I'm not going to deny that some people DO have religion force fed to them. I don't agree with that at all. It should be a freedom of choice. Bottom line.


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You're not going to convice everyone of course, but I can't imagine that the numbers would not be as staggering as 80% (I think that's the correct ballpark figure) of Americans believe in a Higher Being, or "have faith".

This isn't a flame, i honestly don't know what the above quoted content is supposed to mean. Mabye I'm slow, but I can't descipher it from context, help me out.[/quote]

I was referring to the fact that 80% of people believe in God, Allah, whoever vs. the scientific explanations of creation.

Edited, Fri Apr 30 13:28:43 2004 by rhaiynebow
#305 Apr 30 2004 at 12:28 PM Rating: Excellent
YOu have yet to give me a topic... I have not backed down. Only exception is this topic at hand.

I never welch on a bet.
#306 Apr 30 2004 at 12:29 PM Rating: Decent
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Argue that the War in Iraq was a terrible decision.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

#307 Apr 30 2004 at 12:31 PM Rating: Good
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Argue that the War in Iraq was a terrible decision.

That's just mean. And difficult to accomplish, too.
#308 Apr 30 2004 at 12:35 PM Rating: Excellent
start a new thread about it, there is too much emotion in this one about creation vs evolution
#309 Apr 30 2004 at 12:36 PM Rating: Decent
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what format are your EQ profiles in? all i get is a bunch of garbage when i try to view them
#310 Apr 30 2004 at 12:38 PM Rating: Decent
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Nah you start the thread. People see my name next to an Iraq thread and they say "Oh here we go with the Commie again!"
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

#311 Apr 30 2004 at 12:48 PM Rating: Good
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what format are your EQ profiles in? all i get is a bunch of garbage when i try to view them

Go to www.magelo.com for FAQ on how to set IE. If you are using something else, f'uck if I know.
#312 Apr 30 2004 at 12:51 PM Rating: Decent
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YES. I'M F'UCKING KIDDING YOU!!!!!!!!!!

Eb

P.S. Thread over. :)

Edited, Fri Apr 30 14:01:29 2004 by pickleprince
#313 Apr 30 2004 at 12:52 PM Rating: Decent
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does ,your reasoning actually have a logical explanation: or are you just arguing because thats what you set your mind to and thats that?


logical yeah like relgion is comletely logical it self. lol i red this post and couldent help but laughing my a*s off for the simple reason that NOT beliving in dragons, unicorns and god all have more logic behind it than beliving in them.
#314 Apr 30 2004 at 12:59 PM Rating: Decent
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Lot's of things, including Christianity have had certain aspects of an original theory that, at one point or another, may have been proven inaccurate.

And?


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That does not mean that the theory as a whole is incorrect. I was never TOLD to believe in God.

Sure you were. It didn't spontainously occur to you to do so did it>?

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It was a choice that my parents gave me. They told me their beliefs, then let me decide for myself whether or not I wanted to believe.

You presnt this as it were two equal options. Which makes as much sense as your parents telling you "Some people think the world is round, some people think it's flat, you'll need to decide for yourself."

Let me guess, the parents happen to belong to the same religion you do?

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My grandma is an athiest for crying out loud (not like this has any relevance, just thought I'd throw that in).

And they say inteligence is herditary, apparently not.


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That's whats so nice about being able to each have our own opinion. I'm not going to deny that some people DO have religion force fed to them. I don't agree with that at all. It should be a freedom of choice. Bottom line.

Will you let your children choose to believe that the sky os Orange or will tell them it's blue? Because if you go with Blue then you're making a special exception for a supreme being, and if you do that, you're artificially effecting what they will chose to beleive.

In other words you're force feeding them something which simply isn't true.

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I was referring to the fact that 80% of people believe in God, Allah, whoever vs. the scientific explanations of creation.

Oh, ok.

People are in general, gullable idiots. That's why we have advertising and religion. So other people can make money off that trait.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

#315 Apr 30 2004 at 1:06 PM Rating: Good
This thread is still going?

Are you ******* kidding me?
#316 Apr 30 2004 at 1:07 PM Rating: Decent
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People love the baby Jesus, man.

This thread made him cry bloody tears of rage, apparently.

Little ones.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

#317 Apr 30 2004 at 1:19 PM Rating: Decent
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Listen, if I believed things that didn't make any sense because people told me I should, I'd be you. I'll stick to believing what can be proved, thanks. You keep believing in the Easter Bunny and Santa and forking your money over to whoever it was that brainwashed you in the first place.



How is your disbeleiving because someone tells you to beleive any diferent? What your doing isn't being a skeptic, it is being abusive. Your disbelief is based on no more evidence than those your berating for their belief. That is why they are up there, seeking evidence. If in your mind, this is brainwashing then your more brainwashed than anyone who is actually out there searching for truth. You don't beleive, fine, then get your *** out there and disprove it. When you show me the evidence, then I'll change my opinion. Your ranting only proves that you are as bad as any of the fanatical religous freaks. You are the anti to that equation.

Qoute: "I'll stick to believing what can be proved, thanks."

Prove to everyone here that there was no ark or that there is no God.
#318 Apr 30 2004 at 1:19 PM Rating: Decent
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don't pick on religion or the thread will never die, don't you know this dispute has been going since the beginning of time? what makes you think this thread can ever die now :P
#319 Apr 30 2004 at 1:21 PM Rating: Decent
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The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:

This dead horse has not only been beaten, but also run over, peed upon, had lipstick painted on him, honey and then ants poured over him, and has now been crapped upon.
Nadenu wrote:
The sad thing is, this horse has more fun than me.
Awww /hug Nadenu.
#320 Apr 30 2004 at 1:25 PM Rating: Good
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You don't beleive, fine, then get your *** out there and disprove it.
I don't know that I could prove Snow White and the seven dwarves, Santa Claus or the tooth fairy don't exist, ergo they do?

Is that your position?

Edited, Fri Apr 30 14:26:00 2004 by Yanari
#321 Apr 30 2004 at 1:30 PM Rating: Good
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Yanari the Puissant wrote:
Awww /hug Nadenu.



/sniff Thanks! Smiley: grin


On a more serious note, I just know that the Great Pumpkin is real!


isn't he?
#322 Apr 30 2004 at 1:38 PM Rating: Decent
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How is your disbeleiving because someone tells you to beleive any diferent?

It's diffren't, Corky, because no one is telling me not to believe something that there is absolutely zero proof of because THEY DON'T HAVE TO.

That's what proof is for. Discriminatig between imaginary ******** and reality.

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What your doing isn't being a skeptic, it is being abusive. Your disbelief is based on no more evidence than those your berating for their belief.

Incorrect. My "disbelief" is based on ALL OF THE RECORDED EVIDENCE OF HUMAN HISTORY.

That's a *little* more evidence than "because someone told me so" would't you say?


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That is why they are up there, seeking evidence.

Evidence of what? That a fictional boat really existed? It's a FAIRY TALE. If this article had been about them going to look for Harry Potter's Broom would you be here saying that it was a good idea, worthy of effort?

Why not?

It's PRESICELY the same thing. In every way.


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If in your mind, this is brainwashing then your more brainwashed than anyone who is actually out there searching for truth.

No, dumbass, to "search for truth" you start with the question, not the ANSWER. What is happeneing here is starting with the answer and searching for things that make it true.

That's bad science. That's bad logic. That's even bad theology.


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You don't beleive, fine, then get your *** out there and disprove it. When you show me the evidence, then I'll change my opinion.

Disprove to me that the Easter Bunny isn't real.

Get off your ***, and prove to me that he doesn't come every year and **** out tiny chocolate eggs for the children.

When you can prove to me that he isn't real I'll belive in God.

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Your ranting only proves that you are as bad as any of the fanatical religous freaks. You are the anti to that equation.


No. Once again, I'm willing to accept the fact that some things are not known to humans, you idiotic bastards are willing to accept that a man sailed a boat around during a giant flood and crashed it into a mountain.

While those oppinions might be diametricaly opposed, there are distinct diffrences between them.

Firstly, mine isn't based on a child's fairy tale.

Secondly, I'm working from fact and not the ramblings of some dead Jewish scholar from 3000 BC.

Thirdly, I'm right.

Signifigant diffrences.



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Qoute: "I'll stick to believing what can be proved, thanks."

Prove to everyone here that there was no ark or that there is no God.


As likely as the Easter Bunny being real or you finding Harry Potter's broom.

good luck with that, by the way. Hopefully you can get the money together for an expidition to London.

Don't worry, you should be able to get the cash. The world is full of idiots who will give money to the people who tell them the fairy tales are real. Just take a walk through Vatican City sometime.

Edited, Fri Apr 30 14:38:43 2004 by Smasharoo
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

#323 Apr 30 2004 at 2:06 PM Rating: Good
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Okay, I do have a few more comments, but in the mindset of KILLING THIS F'ING THREAD I am done. Peace.
#324 Apr 30 2004 at 2:10 PM Rating: Decent
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I accept that you bow to my superior knowledge and wisdom, but are too full of hubris to admit this openly.

Understandable.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

#325 Apr 30 2004 at 2:21 PM Rating: Good
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Smasharoo wrote:
I accept that you bow to my superior knowledge and wisdom, but are too full of hubris to admit this openly.

Understandable.


Predictable, so damned predicatable. I have come to realize that you just can't resist getting in the LAST word eh?

P.S. The only way that I would bow to you in any way shape or form would be to tell you to kiss my a**.

And...I would rather be full of hubris than full of **** anyday.
#326 Apr 30 2004 at 2:22 PM Rating: Good
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You're only allowed 5 quotes per post now Smash....but nesting them has been fixed.
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