Ok, I know I have no rating on this site. I just created my account, my opinion counts for **** in the eyes of the veterans here, but I just have to say something.
Say they do find what Christian's believe is 'Noah's Ark'. It is their choice to believe it is or it isn't, because there is no way of proving that's the actual ark or not. Yeah, I just stated the obvious, but even so. Should the Christian's choose to keep their blinders on and say, 'OH HEY LOOK! THE ARC! I'M RIGHT, YOU'RE WRONG!' like they do with a multitude of other 'facts', whatever. It's not going to effect me, they can keep their simple minded religion to themselves, I consider myself much too intelligent for it. It will just be the same as always, their collective ego will rise out of the atmosphere and they'll be even more belligerant, close-minded and opinionated as to who's God is cooler.
This is just my opinion, and I am more than likely mirroring a lot of what has been said thus far, but I don't care. I tried reading all NINE pages of this post, but I was annoyed by the multitude of flowers on the wall coming out and trying to be prom queen by flaming other people and making a futile attempt to be smarter than the rest and failing miserably.
So that's my piece, take it or leave it, I just had to say something.
Pleh.
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What do you call two nuts on the wall?
My d1ck in your mouth. Wait, did I spoil the punchline? 
Edited, Thu May 6 03:46:26 2004 by PsychoJester
Edited, Thu May 6 03:46:26 2004 by PsychoJester
Two nuts on the wall are NOT called your d1ck in my mouth. If you are going to be stupid and try to insinuate that I'm giving you oral pleasure, at least keep it in context.
"I'm not sure Skeeter, but I do know that two nuts on your chin is my d1ck in your mouth!"
Learn how to turn a joke, then try to crack them on me.
K? Thanks.
"I'm not sure Skeeter, but I do know that two nuts on your chin is my d1ck in your mouth!"
Learn how to turn a joke, then try to crack them on me.
K? Thanks.
/Applauds skepticism. There is no greater controling institution than religion. Control of one's sense of right and wrong is a very powerful thing. For this reason I am wary of religion. Which came first, morality or religion? Could it be that religion was more relevant to our anscestors than it is to us? Please, comment, especially you, Smash.
Ok for all of you that don't believe in God and the Bible and ask to see proof of it...
prove to me there is Air (Oxygen) all around me.
can you see it?
can you grab it?
can you taste it?
if its not there why should I believe that Air exist?
its a fairy tale told by scientist to explain why we are alive and why we don't die.
you can do all kinds of tricks and conclude from them that air exist but you CAN'T actually show proof its all conclusion and faith.
Same with the Bible. If you have faith it means you believe in the things that are said by those who have had faith in the past.
science even proves that the physical events of the Bible actually happend. the Spritial is where they have the problem. But what is crazier to believe that there is a God in heaven the create the universe or believe we all came from no where out of a giant explosion?
God exist the Bible is true and for you none believers try and dissprove it. You will only come up with prooving it more.
BTW to prove it is Noah's Ark just look at the size of the boat (dimensions) and how High its located and by its age. now how many 3000+ year old supertanker sized ships do you know that lands on top of the highest point on earth?
Edited, Thu May 6 17:25:59 2004 by Pallier
prove to me there is Air (Oxygen) all around me.
can you see it?
can you grab it?
can you taste it?
if its not there why should I believe that Air exist?
its a fairy tale told by scientist to explain why we are alive and why we don't die.
you can do all kinds of tricks and conclude from them that air exist but you CAN'T actually show proof its all conclusion and faith.
Same with the Bible. If you have faith it means you believe in the things that are said by those who have had faith in the past.
science even proves that the physical events of the Bible actually happend. the Spritial is where they have the problem. But what is crazier to believe that there is a God in heaven the create the universe or believe we all came from no where out of a giant explosion?
God exist the Bible is true and for you none believers try and dissprove it. You will only come up with prooving it more.
BTW to prove it is Noah's Ark just look at the size of the boat (dimensions) and how High its located and by its age. now how many 3000+ year old supertanker sized ships do you know that lands on top of the highest point on earth?
Edited, Thu May 6 17:25:59 2004 by Pallier
wind would have been a better "theory" oxegyn can be made. Not that I disagree, I'm a believe as well, but smash is gonna have fun w/ this one.
if oxygen can be made how is it done? where is the proof?
its listed in scientific journals. you mean like a science bible huh?
like i said you can come up with conclusions and tricks to try and proove it but in the end its faith alone that shows air exist. you see an animal dying in a vaccum and you release oxygen into the vaccum and see it suddenly live. that is an experiment but it only shows that an animal almost died from someone making the room go without air. well i guess that means you have faith air exist, yet you never see it. now if thats true you read history books that tell of places that exist, have you ever been to them all? no then how do you know they exist? again faith, you take others word for it that the world is round and that everything they teach you about the earth and solar system is in existance right? how do you know?
have you seen all the planets up close?
where is your faith on this?
its amazing to me you can have faith in some of the things that are taught and not in others. how do you explain John Edwards the man that can talk to spirits? is he a phony? then explain how he knew so much about complete strangers. Scientist (the same ones that said there is no God) have proven him to be a genuin artical real McCoy. how can that be if he said many times that the person from beyond the grave was speaking from HEAVEN.
how can there be a Heaven with no God?
there is just so much to prove God exist that its amazing how some people just don't believe. its like not believing the earth has gravity, saying "no, its magnetic force that pulls stuff to the ground not gravity". Come on ppl wake up and smell the angel $hit. God is real and if you don't believe in him thats fine, I'll be in Heaven when I die and you can still say "He doesn't exist" when your roasting in Hell.
its listed in scientific journals. you mean like a science bible huh?
like i said you can come up with conclusions and tricks to try and proove it but in the end its faith alone that shows air exist. you see an animal dying in a vaccum and you release oxygen into the vaccum and see it suddenly live. that is an experiment but it only shows that an animal almost died from someone making the room go without air. well i guess that means you have faith air exist, yet you never see it. now if thats true you read history books that tell of places that exist, have you ever been to them all? no then how do you know they exist? again faith, you take others word for it that the world is round and that everything they teach you about the earth and solar system is in existance right? how do you know?
have you seen all the planets up close?
where is your faith on this?
its amazing to me you can have faith in some of the things that are taught and not in others. how do you explain John Edwards the man that can talk to spirits? is he a phony? then explain how he knew so much about complete strangers. Scientist (the same ones that said there is no God) have proven him to be a genuin artical real McCoy. how can that be if he said many times that the person from beyond the grave was speaking from HEAVEN.
how can there be a Heaven with no God?
there is just so much to prove God exist that its amazing how some people just don't believe. its like not believing the earth has gravity, saying "no, its magnetic force that pulls stuff to the ground not gravity". Come on ppl wake up and smell the angel $hit. God is real and if you don't believe in him thats fine, I'll be in Heaven when I die and you can still say "He doesn't exist" when your roasting in Hell.
Plants make air dumbass.
Master Pallier wrote:
how do you explain John Edwards the man that can talk to spirits? is he a phony? then explain how he knew so much about complete strangers.
Oh come on, people have been doing this con for a long time. How do I explain it? He can't talk to "spirits".
But way to make a living off the sorrow of people! That's cool!
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how do you explain John Edwards the man that can talk to spirits? is he a phony?
Um, YEAH, dumbass.
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pallier...would you just calm down and accept something you havn't been taught your whole life? you don't know, you just want to belive. anything is possible...hell the world could be a figment of imagination of someone on a different plain of existance. hah
wow smash held back :P, I was expecting something more. LOL.
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if oxygen can be made how is it done? where is the proof?
its listed in scientific journals. you mean like a science bible huh?
like i said you can come up with conclusions and tricks to try and proove it but in the end its faith alone that shows air exist. you see an animal dying in a vaccum and you release oxygen into the vaccum and see it suddenly live. that is an experiment but it only shows that an animal almost died from someone making the room go without air. well i guess that means you have faith air exist, yet you never see it. now if thats true you read history books that tell of places that exist, have you ever been to them all? no then how do you know they exist? again faith, you take others word for it that the world is round and that everything they teach you about the earth and solar system is in existance right? how do you know?
have you seen all the planets up close?
where is your faith on this?
its amazing to me you can have faith in some of the things that are taught and not in others. how do you explain John Edwards the man that can talk to spirits? is he a phony? then explain how he knew so much about complete strangers. Scientist (the same ones that said there is no God) have proven him to be a genuin artical real McCoy. how can that be if he said many times that the person from beyond the grave was speaking from HEAVEN.
how can there be a Heaven with no God?
there is just so much to prove God exist that its amazing how some people just don't believe. its like not believing the earth has gravity, saying "no, its magnetic force that pulls stuff to the ground not gravity". Come on ppl wake up and smell the angel $hit. God is real and if you don't believe in him thats fine, I'll be in Heaven when I die and you can still say "He doesn't exist" when your roasting in Hell.
its listed in scientific journals. you mean like a science bible huh?
like i said you can come up with conclusions and tricks to try and proove it but in the end its faith alone that shows air exist. you see an animal dying in a vaccum and you release oxygen into the vaccum and see it suddenly live. that is an experiment but it only shows that an animal almost died from someone making the room go without air. well i guess that means you have faith air exist, yet you never see it. now if thats true you read history books that tell of places that exist, have you ever been to them all? no then how do you know they exist? again faith, you take others word for it that the world is round and that everything they teach you about the earth and solar system is in existance right? how do you know?
have you seen all the planets up close?
where is your faith on this?
its amazing to me you can have faith in some of the things that are taught and not in others. how do you explain John Edwards the man that can talk to spirits? is he a phony? then explain how he knew so much about complete strangers. Scientist (the same ones that said there is no God) have proven him to be a genuin artical real McCoy. how can that be if he said many times that the person from beyond the grave was speaking from HEAVEN.
how can there be a Heaven with no God?
there is just so much to prove God exist that its amazing how some people just don't believe. its like not believing the earth has gravity, saying "no, its magnetic force that pulls stuff to the ground not gravity". Come on ppl wake up and smell the angel $hit. God is real and if you don't believe in him thats fine, I'll be in Heaven when I die and you can still say "He doesn't exist" when your roasting in Hell.
You may be the stupidest person I have ever come across. Did you even go to school?
I am Milenium Man! Woooohoooooo!
Edited, Thu May 6 18:03:04 2004 by Reinman
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I think religious conversations are the most interesting kinds you can have. Its interesting because no matter how much people debate and argue and fight, nobody actually knows. Its all opinion. Personally, I believe in what makes sense to me, and religion just isn't one of those things. I think it is just in our nature to question why we exist. Some people just find different answers. Since this is all opinion i don't see how one person can say that they are right.
There are so many possibilities as to how we came about. It could have been absolute chance, it could have been some god, it could have been anything. And nobody knows the answer, so the debating is pointless.
Either way...until someone has undeniable proof that there is a god, i will remain an atheist.
There are so many possibilities as to how we came about. It could have been absolute chance, it could have been some god, it could have been anything. And nobody knows the answer, so the debating is pointless.
Either way...until someone has undeniable proof that there is a god, i will remain an atheist.
I think Easter Bunny conversations are the most interesting kinds you can have. Its interesting because no matter how much people debate and argue and fight, nobody actually knows. Its all opinion.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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I think i do know that the easter bunny doesn't exist...but hey thats just my opinion.
Air exists, it is not a question of faith, it is a proven fact. To argue the point that the air or wind does not exist is only making your belief in God less effective. Do not try to disprove what science has proven, what you should be trying to do is ascertain the "why" those that are athiests believe that God did not create the intricacies that make up "science". People allow the atheists to get under the skin and then the "religious" immediately jump on the defensive. Stay the course and maintain the good fight. Me? I found it is futile to discuss God with some of these people because they get too much enjoyment out of seeing the religious people get flustered.
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Congrats, Reinman. 
Pallier wrote:
Come on ppl wake up and smell the angel $hit. God is real and if you don't believe in him thats fine, I'll be in Heaven when I die and you can still say "He doesn't exist" when your roasting in Hell.
Master Pallier, that is the most amazing bunch of ignorant, uneducated garbage I've read for ages. Congrats, you surprised me, didn't think anyone could be that totally dumb. Did you even go to high school?
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BTW to prove it is Noah's Ark just look at the size of the boat (dimensions) and how High its located and by its age. now how many 3000+ year old supertanker sized ships do you know that lands on top of the highest point on earth?
Already I'm beginning to twitch, and I haven't even commented on the rest of the Fifth grade science lessons this guy has obviously missed.
Now... you ARE talking about Mount Ararat correct? The TALLEST place on earth? Hmm... funny, now I thought that Mount Everest, standing at 29,108 ft. (8872 meters and roughly 5.5 miles above sea level) was the highest summit on earth; while Mount Ararat stands only at 16,946 ft. (5165 meters above sea level). Now, I could be wrong... but I'm pretty sure that Mount Everest was around at the 'time of Noah'. I don't know, maybe you and your astound connection with 'God' let you in on some other information where, let's say perhaps 'He' put Mount Everest up AFTER the Deluge. Anythings possible right? ....
And I ask you Pilliar, how many supertanker sized, 3000+ in age WOODEN ships do YOU know of at the top of the, so called, highest place on earth (and would the dimensions of which even hold TWO of EVERY species on earth, which is speculated to be anywhere from 10 to 40 MILLION, most of which are insects? But that's higher education stuff, I forget I'm working with someone UNDER a fifth grade education.) Hmm? OH that's right, there aren't any. Must be that imaginary stuff called Air that helped decay the wood and that other stuff called water too... which is comprised mostly of oxygen (air), but you can touch it.. feel it... and taste it... hmmm... another complex thought to ponder. Don't hurt yourself.
Pleh to you sir, Pleh I say.
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I guess all christians are insane then, huh?
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