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If the World Series was held in AprilFollow

#1 Apr 25 2004 at 3:22 PM Rating: Decent
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The Red Sox would have won 80 times!

This is it, baby! This is the yeah we win it ahhhhl!!!
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#2 Apr 25 2004 at 3:36 PM Rating: Decent
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If the World Series was held in April:
The red sox loose in game 7 to the O's. The O's go on to win World Series. Later this year the ravens go on to win the superbowl after adding the mysterious johnny C to the roster. Life is good and I can die a happy man. Dont worry the red sox won a series or two. Sure it was before the invention of the telephone but thats ok.
#3 Apr 25 2004 at 3:37 PM Rating: Decent
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Riiight. Like the O's place in the standings is going ot hold up after 40 more games with the Sox and Yanks.


I think not. They won't make the play-offs.
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#4 Apr 25 2004 at 3:46 PM Rating: Decent
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This is it, baby! This is the yeah we win it ahhhhl!!!



Hope springs eternal.


But even if the Series was held in April, the Sox would find a way to lose it. They always do.




#5 Apr 25 2004 at 4:52 PM Rating: Decent
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Yes the O's will probablly not make the playoffs, but I can always hope and pray and there is always the wildcard.
#6 Apr 25 2004 at 4:52 PM Rating: Good
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But even if the Series was held in April, the Sox would find a way to lose it. They always do.


Ouch.

The Red Socks could learn a thing or two from the Blue Jays. They need to be crap for the most part, conserving, scrimping and saving, and then when they have enough money, build a team that can win it all. Look at all that wasted money, spent by the red socks, staying oh so close to being a championship team, but ultimately having nothing to show for it. If the Yankees can buy the championship every year, why can't Boston? Florida was a fluke!
#7 Apr 25 2004 at 4:56 PM Rating: Good
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F#ck the Red Sox, f@ck the Yankees, and nuts to the Marlins.

Go Cubs!
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#8 Apr 25 2004 at 5:12 PM Rating: Decent
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Look at all that wasted money, spent by the red socks, staying oh so close to being a championship team, but ultimately having nothing to show for it.

Well, they'll sell out every home game this year while Skydome looks like the audience at 3 am showing of Gigli. I think they're doing fine financially.
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#9 Apr 25 2004 at 5:17 PM Rating: Good
Not really much for me to say is there.

GO Mike Weir!!!!!
#10 Apr 25 2004 at 7:55 PM Rating: Decent
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Man, I love watching the Sox beat up on New York. Of course, my roommates will probably kill me by summer's end....but it's still good. The Yankees seem to use up all their humility early in the season then make a good run later on.

I get a kick watching Unfrozen Caveman Center Fielder play.
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#11 Apr 25 2004 at 8:30 PM Rating: Decent
Ya the Sox are kickin *** this year, <mutters about stupid Dbacks letting Schiling go>, on the upside the Dodgers have a average team on paper and are doing very well with it. Sorry sorta partial to them since we didnt have a team for so long and they were my first little league team.
#12 Apr 25 2004 at 10:20 PM Rating: Decent
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I get a kick watching Unfrozen Caveman Center Fielder play.


That's it!!! Exactly what I was trying to remember what Damon reminded me of.

On a side note, I still miss Phil Hartman.

#13 Apr 26 2004 at 5:00 AM Rating: Decent
Ya i will tip one back to the Dodgers and Sox in the Serries, I would even root for the Sox, the bums owe me after the shellacking I took when they played the Mets way back when.
#14 Apr 26 2004 at 5:45 AM Rating: Excellent
/highjack on

My question is .. what if the world series included the world and not just America Smiley: laugh

/runs away giggling inanely
#15 Apr 26 2004 at 8:54 AM Rating: Decent
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My question is .. what if the world series included the world and not just America

The American teams would win 46 to 0 every game. Besides, there's Canadian teams included!
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#16 Apr 26 2004 at 10:46 AM Rating: Good
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The American teams would win 46 to 0 every game. Besides, there's Canadian teams included!


We don't count and you know it! I would like to see the world series champion go and play the Japanese champion every year in a best of 7.
#17 Apr 26 2004 at 10:50 AM Rating: Decent
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I would like to see the world series champion go and play the Japanese champion every year in a best of 7.

The US teams would OBLITERATE them. What would be the point?
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#18 Apr 26 2004 at 10:53 AM Rating: Good
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The US teams would OBLITERATE them. What would be the point?


To disprove you!
#19 Apr 26 2004 at 11:05 AM Rating: Good
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C'mon Reinman, you can't honestly believe that the US would lose a World Series that actually encompassed the entire world, do you? that's like saying the US would lose a world tournament of american football. There would be no contest!

On a somewhat related side note, can't wait for World Cup action to start again!
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#20 Apr 26 2004 at 11:08 AM Rating: Decent
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On a somewhat related side note, can't wait for World Cup action to start again!

It's France's trun this time.
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#21 Apr 26 2004 at 12:03 PM Rating: Good
Do the americans take the gold in baseball in every olympics? This may come to a shock to you, but many players in the MLB are not americans. Certainly, some of the central, south american and caribbean countries could field one hell of a team. Cuba and the Dominican Republic would be strong. So yes I do believe the americans are beatable.
#22 Apr 26 2004 at 12:16 PM Rating: Decent
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Do the americans take the gold in baseball in every olympics? This may come to a shock to you, but many players in the MLB are not americans. Certainly, some of the central, south american and caribbean countries could field one hell of a team. Cuba and the Dominican Republic would be strong. So yes I do believe the americans are beatable.

We're not talking about the Olympics. In the Olympics you're talking about AMATURE US players. If PROFESSIONAL US players were used, yes, the US would win every year.

Think it through for a milisecond. Who's the fifth batter on the All Japan team? Some guy neither of us have ever heard of who's going to hit .014 against top US pitching.

Meanwhile we'd have A-rod, Bonds, Jeeter, and so on and so on hitting against who? Nomo?

Give me a ******* break. It'd be worse than the first NBA Dream Team.

There's a handfull of good players from other countries, the ones that play in MLB, but if you're talking country against country there's no contest at all.
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#23 Apr 26 2004 at 12:24 PM Rating: Decent
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Do the americans take the gold in baseball in every olympics? This may come to a shock to you, but many players in the MLB are not americans. Certainly, some of the central, south american and caribbean countries could field one hell of a team. Cuba and the Dominican Republic would be strong. So yes I do believe the americans are beatable.

IN a baseball world cup, the US is indeed beatable. However, in a "World Series", that I would compare with the Champions League in European Futball, the MLB World Series winner would invariably wipe the floor with other national champs. The reason being that U.S. teams scour the globe for the best players, and the other national leagues can't compete with the money we pay out. As for Canada having teams, as I have already pointed out numerous times, largely to annoy Tare, Canada is the 51st state, beating Puerto Rico out by a language, so the fact that they have 1* team there really doesn't count.

Don't even mention the Expos. They hardly field a team.
#24 Apr 26 2004 at 12:32 PM Rating: Good
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#25 Apr 26 2004 at 12:35 PM Rating: Decent
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ok smash live it up now for i must remind you it is only april and the yankees will inevitably come back to whoop upon your heathen boston ***.

even jesus christ in centerfield cant save you crap asses from the curse of the bambino.

inclosing Go Yankees

ps 26-4

Edited, Mon Apr 26 13:36:08 2004 by Murth
#26 Apr 26 2004 at 12:37 PM Rating: Decent
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Not this year, baby!
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