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#1 Apr 24 2004 at 10:24 PM Rating: Good
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Have any of you seen the commercial for the hummingbird vibrating flosser? So what, were the women at Oral-B (emphasis on oral) feeling a bit frisky one day at a board meeting??
#2 Apr 25 2004 at 2:39 PM Rating: Good
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Saw it for the first time last night. Made me go, "Hmmmmmm." Handy little do-it-all gadget.

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#3 Apr 25 2004 at 3:34 PM Rating: Decent
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Hmm, haven't seen it, but I did get to see my wife spend an hour trying to find the right showerhead when we re-did one of the bathrooms.

I named the one she bought "Bruce".
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#4 Apr 25 2004 at 4:23 PM Rating: Good
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Well that explains a lot of your anger.
#5 Apr 25 2004 at 4:54 PM Rating: Good
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Nah, no guy named Bruce is straight anymore. It's one of those names that nobody names their sons, but people take up when they find out they are flamingly gay. Like Gary, and Charlie, and George. Of course, there are a few exceptions, but those are few and far between.

I think your marriage is safe from the showerhead, Smash.
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#6 Apr 25 2004 at 8:52 PM Rating: Excellent
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Nah, no guy named Bruce is straight anymore. It's one of those names that nobody names their sons, but people take up when they find out they are flamingly gay. Like Gary, and Charlie, and George. Of course, there are a few exceptions, but those are few and far between.


I agree with you, Bruce.

#7 Apr 25 2004 at 9:42 PM Rating: Good
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Hmm, haven't seen it, but I did get to see my wife spend an hour trying to find the right showerhead when we re-did one of the bathrooms.

I named the one she bought "Bruce".


Few things online make me laugh out loud, but that did.

Oh, and I can totally relate to your wife. Smiley: wink2
#8 Apr 25 2004 at 11:14 PM Rating: Default
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It's one of those names that nobody names their sons, but people take up when they find out they are flamingly gay. Like Gary, and Charlie, and George.


Wow.... I know people named all 3 and they're all frighteningly gay...


Well at least I think they are.

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#9 Apr 26 2004 at 1:16 AM Rating: Decent
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#10 Apr 26 2004 at 3:03 AM Rating: Good
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I agree with you, Bruce.

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#11 Apr 26 2004 at 4:33 AM Rating: Decent
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I think your marriage is safe from the showerhead, Smash.


well i can see how that would be a worry, lol
#12 Apr 26 2004 at 6:32 AM Rating: Good
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That commercial was probably a desperate attempt to make flossing sexier, and ultimately more saleable.
#13 Apr 26 2004 at 12:15 PM Rating: Good
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The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
That commercial was probably a desperate attempt to make flossing sexier, and ultimately more saleable.


Yeah, because nothing turns me on more than a man with a piece of string between his molars, trying to dislodge that hotdog meat.


MMM boy!!!
#14 Apr 26 2004 at 1:55 PM Rating: Excellent
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Oh man, I gotta quit browsing this forum...

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#15 Apr 26 2004 at 3:16 PM Rating: Excellent
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noooo thereeeee issss noooo escapeeeee!!!!!!!
#16 Apr 26 2004 at 3:17 PM Rating: Excellent
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Nadenu the Furtive wrote:

Yeah, because nothing turns me on more than a man with a piece of string between his molars, trying to dislodge that hotdog meat.
MMM boy!!!


Hotdog meat between the teeth? Is his name Bruce?
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#17 Apr 26 2004 at 3:26 PM Rating: Good
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Danalog the Vengeful Programmer wrote:
Hotdog meat between the teeth? Is his name Bruce?


Lmao!

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