damn where is everyone, im really bored right now at school, today was freaking senior skip day and i forgot totally about it since we had a tornado last night. im sitten here in the library with out sh*t to do
edit: oh well im out, gonna go walk around school, bye!
Edited, Fri Apr 23 11:09:42 2004 by trunksbrando
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Here's a hint for you:
READ A BOOK.
No offense, trunksie, but a 16 year old kid has no business being bored. Open a book and read, for christ's sake. I mean, it's not like anyone here would accuse you of having completed life's quest for knowledge and understanding. Pick up a dictionary and look through it for words that make you laugh, if nothing else. Read Conrad and figure what the great white hunter is in the book for. Memorize If. Pick up Ginsberg and check out Howl, or read Naked Lunch and see if you are any more adept at picking apart the brain of Burroughs that anyone else could possibly be. But don't come here pissing and moaning about us not providing you with entertainment.
READ A BOOK.
No offense, trunksie, but a 16 year old kid has no business being bored. Open a book and read, for christ's sake. I mean, it's not like anyone here would accuse you of having completed life's quest for knowledge and understanding. Pick up a dictionary and look through it for words that make you laugh, if nothing else. Read Conrad and figure what the great white hunter is in the book for. Memorize If. Pick up Ginsberg and check out Howl, or read Naked Lunch and see if you are any more adept at picking apart the brain of Burroughs that anyone else could possibly be. But don't come here pissing and moaning about us not providing you with entertainment.
Since when is a 16yr old a senior? Get your *** into class.
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I find mastubating in the library while humming "Battle Hymn of the Republic" as loudly as you can relieves boredom.
Alternately go as the librarian for blueprints of the school and any boks shr might have on tactical shooting or bomb making.
Alternately go as the librarian for blueprints of the school and any boks shr might have on tactical shooting or bomb making.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
yeah moe i read books all the time its just that ive already read every interesting book in our library so theres nothing else for me to read unless i go buy one, i'm a very good reader :)
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ive already read every interesting book in our library
Personally, I find that difficult to believe. I used to read 5 or 6 books a week when I was in high school, and there is a ton that I never got around to picking up before graduation. Have you read the entire collection of stories that comprize the Duluoz legend? I haven't even made it through that task yet. But I would bet The Dharma Bums and Big Sur have escaped your perusal. Have you gotten in to Leaves of Grass yet? These are American classics. As I mentioned earlier, have you read Howl yet?
"I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked,
dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix,
angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night,..."
Go back a little further. Have you read Plato? Milton? Flaubert? Tennessee Williams, for christ's sake?
yeah i should have been more specific, im a very big fantasy fan so far ive read 30 books this school year, i personally only like fiction and im in a small school so small library lol
Jack London, Edgar Allen Poe and H.P. Lovecraft all spring to mind as good candidates. I'll bet your library has those authors.
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hey, about the tornadoes, one touched down about 40 miles south of me, and some people at my school didnt even know there was a tornado last night........
(which brings up the question of what would they think if their roof suddenly flew off)
just a thought.
(which brings up the question of what would they think if their roof suddenly flew off)
just a thought.
probably something along the lines of "oh ****, our roof just flew off?" But I could just be guessing there.
Don't laugh. I've had my roof blown down.
****** wolf.
-Gie
****** wolf.
-Gie
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Here's a hint for you:
READ A BOOK.
READ A BOOK.
Finding a good book to read is hard for some people (like me). I usually need a nudge in the right direction as far as books go. Once I find an author I like things go smoothly, but there's so many books, and so few good books.
Go read Talion Revenant by michael Stackpoole. that ought to hold you.
Also, Finnegan's Wake
Enjoy...
-Gie
Edited, Fri Apr 23 20:33:42 2004 by Gie
Enjoy...
-Gie
Edited, Fri Apr 23 20:33:42 2004 by Gie
You know, the librarians would probably be tickled pink to offer suggestions. Just tell him or her the type of reading you enjoy.
Or jot down some of the suggestions from this thread.
Or jot down some of the suggestions from this thread.
i still say trunx is a puppet...
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i still say trunx is a puppet...
Of who? TIMMY!!!! from South Park?
you dont find it even a slight bit odd that his "free period" last forever?
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you dont find it even a slight bit odd that his "free period" last forever?
I don't know, when I went to high school I used to make lots and lots of free periods.
Of course, I did so in order to make time so I could go smoke a big fatty, not read books or post on forums, but to each his own.
Something tells me I should have gone to english more often though. Next time!
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