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LOL that was a good one Tare

this always works for me.

if i'm interrested in a chick i see around or at work<work part is rare construction work sucks on the issue of seeing alot of females> i usually talk to some people i see that was around her to see if she is available.

then i just wait to see if i run across her again.when i go out to play some B-ball or just to go with my buds to drink a few, i'll always make the suggestion of go to this place or that place.

then i slip into some old wore jeans and make sure my "equipment" is centered.then usually i run across the chick i was wanting to see,maybe just luck..but it happens alot to me.

one thing that i figured out a long time ago,chicks like 4 things and here they are.

1. a guys butt

2. a guys package

3. scars

4. pure machesmo

so with this said,means you got some things to wonder about. like should you do some weight lifting to hopefully lift your bum?should you have bought that swedish weiner pump that you could've snagged for a good price<even tho it was used o.O> scars scars and more scars!just make sure she knows about them if you got them and 4th which is the most important you gotta be manly,walk around with a toothpick in your mouth saying "hey yo" "you wanna peice of me?"

when your comfortable with all the above then your ready to talk to this girl.

your first words to her should be... "are you interested .... ..... ......... ..... .. in having my child?"

right then and there she'll fall into your arms and be yours until you get tired of her and trade her in for a new one.

if you dont have 1 3 4 down then you better hope you hung like godzilla.

a man that a woman wont ever let go even if her life depended on it, is a man thats hung like a horse.

ya see i got all 4,and the thing that wins me almost every chick i'm interested in is..you guessed it>>the wang. you should see the expression on a females face when thier in the car with me and they see my "wang" for the first time. the funniest reply i've ever gotten is "MY GOD,that looks like a baby's arm holding a june apple!"
i think she might have felt like this

but anyways


good luck!

So what would a girl like more-- scars on my butt or scars on my package?

Totem

smash how many times exactly?