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#1 Apr 23 2004 at 12:40 AM Rating: Good
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I'm sorry.

On a related note, who do you think I'd have a better chance of getting in the sack, Katie or Tare?

I realize Katie's married, but eventually she's gonna realize she's slumming it with a man-prop way below her league. And that's when I'm gonna POUNCE!

And I have that whole 'rescue her and bring her to Cali' thing going for me.

But Tare's definitely diggin' me, and I've had a major woody for most of the cast of Diff'rent Strokes since I was 10 years old, but especially Kimberly Drummond. Hot and rich- that's what I'm talkin' about.

If neither of these hoochies pan out, I think I have an inside track into Darkflame's pants.

So, in summary, I hope you accept my heartfelt apology for having been such an annoying conceited jerk for so long. I hope to change that.
#2 Apr 23 2004 at 12:50 AM Rating: Decent
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You mean you'll stop flaunting your self love, right?

#3 Apr 23 2004 at 12:56 AM Rating: Good
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Well, let's not get carried away...

Err, I mean- Yes.

No more self love. I'm gonna stop being an egotistical ***. I'll probably continue to be an ***, but not in an egotistical way.

#4 Apr 23 2004 at 1:16 AM Rating: Decent
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I was mostly noting the difference between being egotistical, and showing it.

I have no reason to believe that you will stop being egotistical, just that you won't be as forthcoming with it.

I'm actually smarter than all of you, I just don't flaunt it.
#5 Apr 23 2004 at 1:20 AM Rating: Good
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No more self love. I'm gonna stop being an egotistical ***. I'll probably continue to be an ***, but not in an egotistical way.

That is, without a doubt, one of the saddest f'ucking things I have ever read from you. You know good and god damn well that that's just sick and wrong. Your egomania is a good part of your draw. Throwing it away would be genuinely disheartening.

I am putting my foot down. Rage on, you crazy *****.
#6 Apr 23 2004 at 3:00 AM Rating: Good
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I honestly think you'd have a better chance at Tare. Sure she's canadian, but it's mighty cold up there, and she needs somebody to keep her warm.

Katie lives in Texas, the anti-thesis of Canadia. 'Nuf said. Plus, Katie seems to be seriously in love with her hubby, so any aggrivation and she might split personalities with you! God knows that nobody wants that.

You two are so much easier to keep track of when you're one.
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#7 Apr 23 2004 at 3:35 AM Rating: Good
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Why the hell would anyone stop being egotistical?

#8 Apr 23 2004 at 4:45 AM Rating: Decent
So Twiztid am asuming your a Bear's fan, so we gots a chance this year or is it another year of admiring how hard Urlacher hits?

Ya I know I live in Phoenix but well the Cardinals suck and I grew up with a best friend from Chicago and have been rooting for the Bears since 83 (back when I met him and we didnt have a team =P)
#9 Apr 23 2004 at 5:36 AM Rating: Decent
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/em dodges a hail of incomming baseballs.
#10 Apr 23 2004 at 7:21 AM Rating: Good
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Sometimes I'm a little egotistical

The only sincere word in that whole sentence is "I'm."
#11 Apr 23 2004 at 7:23 AM Rating: Decent
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The only sincere word in that whole sentence is "I'm."


Not even that, she's more of a "we're".
#12 Apr 23 2004 at 8:23 AM Rating: Decent
i dont see why the hell you would want to sleep with either one of them, unless Tare is hot then forget it (no offense Tare)
#13 Apr 23 2004 at 1:19 PM Rating: Good
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#14 Apr 23 2004 at 6:34 PM Rating: Good
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i dont see why the hell you would want to sleep with either one of them


Cuz they'd let me.
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