I'm sorry.
On a related note, who do you think I'd have a better chance of getting in the sack, Katie or Tare?
I realize Katie's married, but eventually she's gonna realize she's slumming it with a man-prop way below her league. And that's when I'm gonna POUNCE!
And I have that whole 'rescue her and bring her to Cali' thing going for me.
But Tare's definitely diggin' me, and I've had a major woody for most of the cast of Diff'rent Strokes since I was 10 years old, but especially Kimberly Drummond. Hot and rich- that's what I'm talkin' about.
If neither of these hoochies pan out, I think I have an inside track into Darkflame's pants.
So, in summary, I hope you accept my heartfelt apology for having been such an annoying conceited jerk for so long. I hope to change that.