Sexuality and ChildrenFollow

Let me introduce a specific question: say by 13, should your child know what a condom is, where to get one, and how it works (ergo, how it can fail)?

I would say, personally, yes to all the above. Why? The clincher is the aforementioned trunks effect.

Okay, we all know trunks, right? If you don't teach you child about sex trunks - or someone stunningly similar - will.

There's you...there's trunks.

You make the call.

If you live in America and think otherwise, either: (a) Amish (or similar) or (b) dellusional.

Always have to account for the Amish...otherwise they'll send you the Menanite virus...nasty viruses those Amish come up with

Nothing personal trunks, they could do worse - I'm sure some do :)

Now, if you equip your child with a shield, +6, of trunks warding, which I dunno perhaps you can do by getting the latest Carnivore report on all their friends, the best you can hope for is to get them to, say, 18 then they'll run off and Thundra will teach them


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Quiet, you! Enough with the sidetracking. We need to get back to those fantastic limericks!

Totem

Speaking of Unca' Remus or Li'l Black Sambo, I was at a county hospital (the one which takes in the poor and uninsured) the other day when they rolled out a cabinet labeled "DFO". I asked the nurse next to me what that stood for and she answered, "That's the 'Done Fall Out' trauma box."

I looked at her quizically, so she explained that the phrase "done fall out" is black-speak for anything ranging from having a baby to feeling light headed to dying. The box was stocked with items covered by MediCare and MediCal and came from a different inventory stock than the stuff that paying customers used.

I bust a gut laughing about that one.

Totem

Just pulling this back to the top, to put pressure on Deathwysh for some more of those limericks. You are the king of limericks my friend. I am surprised I haven't seen anything based on the classic "There once was a man from Nantuckit(sp?)".

shut up drac you sponge

Hassling the man for limericks, honestly. Get a Life.

I'm just sick of your type. Your always ******** about something or over.

Ahh now your hassling me about my sleeping habits. And i'm the one who needs the nap.

Edited, Tue Apr 27 09:17:05 2004 by TheDave

No, and i'm surprised how long it took you to notice the sarcasm.

no way sex-ed teachers, those people need to be shot!

whats wrong with you trunks?

/em waits for TheDave to start the poor flaming

Oh no two idiots at once and only one petrol bomb left. Oh the dilemma.

Edited, Tue Apr 27 09:25:59 2004 by TheDave

wait so you were being sarcastic and im still an idiot? were you lying? or are you still being sarcastic?