I don't really want to, but your prose was so beguiling, your manner so innocently captivating, that I thought I should, if only to join the pack: Estúpido!
Trelgar, it looks like I'm going to have to revise my original assessment of you. I had thought you were a puppet for one of the admins here, but it appears that you are your own person, and in fact, won Last(tm), the Game fairly and squarely.
This coming from a person with a mere 5 posts? Listen junior, once you've been posting here long enough to understand the inside jokes, then you can comment. Until then, please refrain from responding to a post that is obviously not addressed to you in any way.