Predictions by Kao the Psychic Ranger!Follow

Kao,

1) Is the Earth's magnetic field flipping? If so, what happens to it's strength when it is in transit?

2) What is with Tare's avatar? It looks like the little girl with a halo going to heaven but dragging a chicken along.

3) (really important) Will the Chargers have a winning season this decade? This century?

4) Konqueror, Netscape, Opera or links?

5) If you are a Dread Lord, how can you also be an all seeing ranger?

Does God love me?

Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?


Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?

Posted by: Skeeter the Venerable
Can Admin Kao still make predictions?
No. Anything said from this point out would be a highly accurate, yet blatent lie. At least for the next 20 minutes
What will happen with the new OOT forum?
It will eventually develop a hive mind, run for office in Guiana Bisseau, and slowly start assimilating teletubbies.
What will happen with the new "Queen Skeet's Forum"?
It will be abducted by aliens
Will anybody notice the......
No. no one. Not even you. Ever.

Posted by: JennockFV

How much did you bribe them Kao?
You would be amazed what one can accomplish with a really good grilled cheese sandwich recipe…
Posted by: yossarian


Is the Earth's magnetic field flipping? If so, what happens to it's strength when it is in transit?
Not yet, give it a few weeks. It passes through the outer layers of the asteroid belt, charging them all magnetically. The asteroids then head straight for the nearest evil alien metal ship, protecting earth. Good aliens trying to make first contact, well, they will have a very, very bad day. I wouldn’t buy a ticket to the ISS any time soon either…


What is with Tare's avatar? It looks like the little girl with a halo going to heaven but dragging a chicken along.
My sources say Lenore

(really important) Will the Chargers have a winning season this decade? This century?
Yes. Due to an upset in the 2012 finals caused by a mass hallucinogenic daffodil, They will score the winning point in triple overtime. In an odd twist of fate, due to the daffodil, they will have also scored all the opposing points after the other team wanders off and gets lost in the city sewer system while following the pink talking rabbit.

Konqueror, Netscape, Opera or links?
Firefox. Then maybe Avant

If you are a Dread Lord, how can you also be an all seeing ranger?
Good point! I didn’t see that one coming.. er, no, wait, I mean…

Posted by: muiradayi
Does God love me?
Maybe?


Posted by: Nadenu the Furtive

Are these really the days of our lives?
Yes. Unless you are a fruit fly. Then it’s just “day”
Are we there yet?
No! we’ve got 10 0 miles left to go! Don’t make me pull this forum over on the side of the road!

Posted by: trickybeck the Sly

Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?
Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?

Barry Mann and the Gerry Goffin

Posted by: tarv of the Seven Seas
How long will it take you to ban Gie again??
I don’t think he’s getting banned for a while, someone is having too much fun torturing him at the moment

I do not see this recipe on Dals board!!!!! Have you been keeping secrets from me Kao?

if 2 wrongs don't make a right, how many do?