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#27 Apr 20 2004 at 1:44 PM Rating: Decent
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The leader of the free world happens to think that abortion is wrong.

Cheney is pro-life?
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#28 Apr 20 2004 at 1:48 PM Rating: Good
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Cheney is pro-life?

Yes. Uncle D1ck is very pro-life. Except middle eastern people. I believe I heard him quoted once as saying " F'uck those towel headed bastards f'uckin up the Texas oil industry. They can have all the abortions they want."
#29 Apr 20 2004 at 1:49 PM Rating: Good
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#30 Apr 20 2004 at 1:52 PM Rating: Decent
So I am assuming that USAID is going to take the money that it took away from abortion clinics (or clinics that perform elective abortions) and give it to a clinic that deals with Women's health issues. I dont see a problem with that. I see that as being in line with the orginal intent of the policy.

No matter what side of the abortion issue you come down on the government shouldnt be funding elective surgeries.
#31 Apr 20 2004 at 1:56 PM Rating: Good
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So I am assuming that USAID is going to take the money that it took away from abortion clinics (or clinics that perform elective abortions) and give it to a clinic that deals with Women's health issues. I dont see a problem with that. I see that as being in line with the orginal intent of the policy.

Why would we fund women's health issues elsewhere in the world? Why would we fund men's health issues elsewhere in the world? Why in holy hell would we fund anyone's health issues elsewhere in the world? We have millions of people here below the poverty line we don't give a **** about, why should we send money to people in other countries we don't give a **** about? Lower my damn taxes and f'uck em all.
#32 Apr 20 2004 at 2:02 PM Rating: Decent
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So I am assuming that USAID is going to take the money that it took away from abortion clinics (or clinics that perform elective abortions) and give it to a clinic that deals with Women's health issues
You're assuming there are multiple health care providers in all areas. I assume that sometimes there are, and often there are not.
#33 Apr 20 2004 at 2:08 PM Rating: Decent
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If men not being able to get hard is a mens health issue, then abortion is absolutely a women's health issue. There's nothing mroe elective about an abortion than there is about Viagra.

Make the morning after pill over counter and you'd cut down on the number of abortions by probably 80 percent.

Contrary to popular belief, most abortions happen because birth controll fails, not because of a women who uses it as her form of birth controll or uses none at all.
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#34 Apr 20 2004 at 2:59 PM Rating: Good
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No matter what side of the abortion issue you come down on the government shouldnt be funding elective surgeries.


Hmmm... I've got to actually side with Yanari on this one. This isn't an issue of the government funding elective surgery. The government is refusing to provide funds of any kind to organizations who advocate abortion, even if they get their funds for that part of their operation from elsewhere.

However, I still say you're just picking a specific interest area and highlighting it. Everything about foreign aid ends up with strings attached. What exactly is the difference between saying you only get foreign aid if you don't perform abortions, and saying you only get foreign aid if you allow us to have a military base in your country, or you allow corporations X, Y, and Z to built factories in your country, or any of a hundred other conditions that one nation may attach to it's aid packages.

It really is just business as usual in politics. In this case, the condition is based on a pretty silly problem some people have about what other people do with their bodies. In the grand scheme of things, I don't think that's any worse of a condition then lots of other things we've attached to aid bills (and better then many).


Um... Can we also agree as to what is a health issue and what is not? If a part of your body does not function properly, even the most idiotic person would agree that that is a health problem. I don't know why Smash has this obsession with erectile disfuntion, but I think not being able to get it up should certainly be a health issue. After all, one can argue that the primarly bilogical purpose for our existence is to propriate. Something that prevents someone from being able to have sex certainly inhibits that. At the very least, it's a part of your body that is not functioning properly. If you couldn't move the fingers on your left hand, it may not be fatal, or prevent you from going about your day to day business, but I think most people would consider it a health problem.

Abortion, on the other hand, is very very rarely an issue of health (and that issue is specifically excempt from the restriction, although where they're going to find anyone qualified to perform an abortion in the event of a medical emergency if they've made it impossible for anyone who performs such things to operate in a country is beyond me!). I'm not going to get into the whole pro-life, pro-choice bit, but I think we can all agree that a pregnancy is not a failure of the body to do what it's supposed to do. If a woman is pregnant it's because her body is working correctly, not the other way around. She may not want to be pregnant (and I personally agree that that's her choice), but by no means it that a health problem.
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#35 Apr 20 2004 at 3:10 PM Rating: Decent
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If a woman is pregnant it's because her body is working correctly, not the other way around. She may not want to be pregnant (and I personally agree that that's her choice), but by no means it that a health problem.

Of course it is. It massively impacts the health of the woman. "Correctly" is a silly and arbitrary term. A man's body is working "correctly" if, as he ages, he produces less testosterone and is less likely to get errect.

There's no diffrence. The only argument that there is involves a moral measurement. A nose job is elective surgery an abortion is a critical health issue for the woman. Her life is irrevocably changed if she is denied access to the procedure.
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#36 Apr 20 2004 at 3:11 PM Rating: Decent
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Why would we fund women's health issues elsewhere in the world? Why would we fund men's health issues elsewhere in the world? Why in holy hell would we fund anyone's health issues elsewhere in the world?


I agree but we are and will continue to fund it.

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You're assuming there are multiple health care providers in all areas. I assume that sometimes there are, and often there are not.


Refer to Moe's comment on that one.

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If men not being able to get hard is a mens health issue, then abortion is absolutely a women's health issue. There's nothing mroe elective about an abortion than there is about Viagra.


isnt erectile dysfunction a problem with the human body working properly? Last time I checked being pregnant isnt a dysfunction of anykind. Besides isnt getting pregnant a calculated risk of having sex? (besides homosexual, **** or oral that is) Women who become pregnant due to having sex of their own free will take that chance and should have pay their own way to have the abortion if that's what they want.
#37 Apr 20 2004 at 3:23 PM Rating: Decent
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I'm not going to get into the pro-choice versus anti-choice debate. That wasn't my point.

Yes, Gbaji, I was taking one point and highlighting it. I thought I was pretty clear in stating that's what I was doing. I was using it to illustrate one idealogical difference I have with voters who lean hard to the right.
#38 Apr 20 2004 at 6:15 PM Rating: Decent
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Sorry, can't let this one slip by. Abortions are not health care. They are elective surgery in the vast, vast majority of cases, no different than lipo-suction or breast implants. The G shouldn't have anything to do with paying for them.


However, the G should pay for the babies that come of not having an unwanted pregnancy aborted? I'm assuming here that a large majority of these state-funded abortions would be given to ... that's right! ... economically disadvantaged people who can't afford to take care of kids. Abortion = ~$750, delivery of baby + financial aid for first 18 years = many thousands. Seems like a big dollar difference to me, and the taxpayers lose.

Have to disagree with Smash about the abortions thing though ... a lot of the people I have personally met that had abortions weren't really using "birth control" per se unless the rhythm method counts. Of course those same people took up real birth control afterwards in bout 95 percent of cases in order to avoid having to make that painful, guilt-ridden choice choice again.

So the way I see it unless the woman is completely irresponsible and into pain, abortion acts as a preventative measure as well as a "cure" for unwanted pregnancy.

As to those (very few) women who think of abortion as birth control, I'd rather my taxes pay for 5 abortions than 5 kids. People like that shouldn't be raising kids anyway.

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#39 Apr 20 2004 at 6:50 PM Rating: Good
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As to those (very few) women who think of abortion as birth control, I'd rather my taxes pay for 5 abortions than 5 kids. People like that shouldn't be raising kids anyway.

I'd rather pay for one abortion and one tubal ligation than 5 abortions.

Although I'm pro-life I do respect women's rights to have an abortion if they so desire. However what I would like to see is if a woman has an elective abortion that's funded by the government then automatically see to it that they have their tubes tied.

The tubal ligation would be funded/financed by the government with strings if I had my way. Later in life if the woman decided she wanted to have babies she would pay the government back the cost of the initial tubal ligation then she would pay for the reversal herself (along with a sigificant other if one was involved). Granted this would be rather spendy for the would be mother if they decided to have babies but at least taxpayers woudln't end up footing the bill for several abortions.
#40 Apr 20 2004 at 8:05 PM Rating: Good
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As to those (very few) women who think of abortion as birth control, I'd rather my taxes pay for 5 abortions than 5 kids. People like that shouldn't be raising kids anyway.

Hmm. So for you, the murder of unborn children is a fiscally responsible one. Nice to know.
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Madahme the Charming wrote:
what I would like to see is if a woman has an elective abortion that's funded by the government then automatically see to it that they have their tubes tied.


Oh my god, that is horrible.

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#42 Apr 20 2004 at 10:44 PM Rating: Decent
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The compassion is simply oozing around this place. Smiley: oyvey

Now get back to the "why we shouldn't blindly despise everyone who belongs to the other political party" debate, dammit! Smiley: tongue
#43 Apr 21 2004 at 12:19 AM Rating: Good
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Oh my god, that is horrible.


Why is it horrible? According to both my sisters it's about 1/10th as painful as childbirth. It's also completely reversable. The surgery is pretty quick, in and out of the doctors office or hospital in a couple of hours.

I'm not talking historectomy(sp?) here. Tubal ligation is more common than a 5 year old with a runny nose in December.
#44 Apr 21 2004 at 1:00 AM Rating: Good
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So for you, the murder of unborn children is a fiscally responsible one. Nice to know.


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#45 Apr 21 2004 at 1:22 AM Rating: Good
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I should get a group-discount for *************

Behave, you.

Not a group discount, but perhaps the Nobel Peace Prize for realizing where the line should be drawn and ending the line there.
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perhaps the Nobel Peace Prize


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#47 Apr 21 2004 at 5:52 AM Rating: Decent
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Murder of unborn children. Funny. Why not throw in the murder of the unborn children's children? I mean they'd likely have children too, right? Then the murder of the uborn grandchildren.

Every abortion destroys generations and generations of unborn people, right? Whole genetic bloodlines lost to the surgeon's knife.

Maybe we should build a memorial to the millions of unborn fammily members killed by each abortion and lay flowers at the feet of them every anniversary of the event.

Or maybe, just maybe, we shouldn't equate a peanut sized bloody chunk of flesh with a HUMAN BEING

What do you think?
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#49 Apr 21 2004 at 6:17 AM Rating: Decent
So what defines life for you Smash? Where is the line drawn?
#50 Apr 21 2004 at 7:22 AM Rating: Decent
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So what defines life for you Smash? Where is the line drawn?

Oh, I don't know, something arbitrary like having the ability to survive outside the womb would be a good start.
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#51 Apr 21 2004 at 7:23 AM Rating: Good
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It seems fascinating to me that the same conservative-minded folk that are dead set against abortions are also for gun rights, and the death penalty. I guess life is only precious later.

Edited, Wed Apr 21 08:27:38 2004 by Atomicflea
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