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Oh, boo f*cking hoo.
f[b][/b]ucking not f*cking. and what are you crying about?
'cause it's her party?
ah makes sense. maybe the horror from enduring a pixies concert is finally kicking in.
The Great Empyre wrote:
ah makes sense. maybe the horror from enduring a pixies concert is finally kicking in.
Oh, you're right. Maybe I can borrow your Vanilla Ice CD?
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Hey, I had a Vanilla Ice CD.
To the extreme, I rock a mic like a vandal, light up a stage, and wax you out like a candle.
Anything less than the best is a felony.
To the extreme, I rock a mic like a vandal, light up a stage, and wax you out like a candle.
Anything less than the best is a felony.
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Oh, you're right. Maybe I can borrow your Vanilla Ice CD?
don't flatter yourself...played out, self-loving hippies will never understand or appreciate rap..even that as least respected as vanilla ice. they're too busy whining that today isn't like a time they don't even remember and complaining about some lost cause that isn't realistic and noone cares about.
tee hee, giggle giggle
Edited, Wed Apr 21 02:26:04 2004 by Empyre
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will never understand or appreciate rap
What's not to understand? The negros are mad at the crackers, and they dull the pain of their oppression by jockin' the ******* and slappin' the hos.
But don't quote me, cuz I ain't said sh[i]it.[/i]
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The negros are mad at the crackers, and they dull the pain of their oppression by jockin' the ******* and slappin' the hos.
Explain Eminem, then.
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Explain Eminem, then.
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don't flatter yourself...played out, self-loving hippies will never understand or appreciate rap
It's easy to understand. Market a tough guy fantasy lifestyle to middle class white kids. Kids inthe ghetto listen to the Indigo Girls.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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Kids inthe ghetto listen to the Indigo Girls.
Which ghetto? Nantucket?
maybe rap wasn't really the right word...i prefer lyricist's..theres a diff.
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i prefer lyricist's..theres a diff.
Yeah...Lyricists like Burt Bacharch?
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
yeah
mos def has had his moments.
/fake tears of joy
You love me, you really love me....
Wow.. I never figured a thread about me being a ***** would last this long. Im impressed.
You love me, you really love me....
Wow.. I never figured a thread about me being a ***** would last this long. Im impressed.
because we hijacked it you putz. don't flatter yourself...the hole in the sand misses your head.
(what, didn't get the attention you wanted from the "look at me and feel sorry for me i'm diseased" thread?)
(what, didn't get the attention you wanted from the "look at me and feel sorry for me i'm diseased" thread?)
This thread ceased being about you about five posts in. By your standards, people on this forum must think the Pixies are awesome since Tare's thread about her seeing them has gone on even longer 
***** you, Emp, for posting before me and stealing my thunder. But I like the word "putz" though.
Edited, Wed Apr 21 13:44:19 2004 by Jophiel
***** you, Emp, for posting before me and stealing my thunder. But I like the word "putz" though.
Edited, Wed Apr 21 13:44:19 2004 by Jophiel
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
sorry, my students are in lab and i haven't got anything better to do...i'm in a freakin cleanroom. 
Are theeeeeyyyyy.... ROBOT STUDENTS???
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
hahahah..yeah, they teaching the robot right now. afterwards i'm gonna show them how to make love to it and we're all gonna go outside and pump some gas for a final exam.
here's the crap i have to endure in here..makes me kinda pissy.
Edited, Wed Apr 21 14:30:24 2004 by Empyre
here's the crap i have to endure in here..makes me kinda pissy.
Edited, Wed Apr 21 14:30:24 2004 by Empyre
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This thread ceased being about you about five posts in.
And with that, Jophiel dove from the sky like an Earthbound comet and righted the course of the derailed train, thus insuring its safe journey and eventual arrival in Katiesville - Population 1.
KATIE IS NAILS!
Correct if I'm wrong here:
You were pointing out the irony of my saying the thread wasn't about Katie and how that, in effect, made my post (and consequently, the topic of the thread) about Katie?
Huh. I guess so. Of course, then we were immediately distracted into a conversation about robot sex, so.. I dunno. Whatever, I guess.
You were pointing out the irony of my saying the thread wasn't about Katie and how that, in effect, made my post (and consequently, the topic of the thread) about Katie?
Huh. I guess so. Of course, then we were immediately distracted into a conversation about robot sex, so.. I dunno. Whatever, I guess.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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