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i don't actually plan to have kids
I know I'm an Atehist and all, but...
THANK ******* CHRIST FOR THAT!
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i don't actually plan to have kids
I know I'm an Atehist and all, but...
THANK ******* CHRIST FOR THAT!
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Just to be crystal here, you train people how to pump gas??
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
yes smash. i train people how to pump gas. i only hide this profession under the facade of a technical instructor for a large corporation.
one day maybe I can zip around the world at lightening speed, meeting celebrities and famous people, while performing every task that is possible, work every high paying job position, attend every major university and maintain personal relationships with key political members and post about it at every opportunity on a messageboard where everyone can see i'm clearly lying at every opportunity to try and look more important than i actually am.
until then, regular or premium?
one day maybe I can zip around the world at lightening speed, meeting celebrities and famous people, while performing every task that is possible, work every high paying job position, attend every major university and maintain personal relationships with key political members and post about it at every opportunity on a messageboard where everyone can see i'm clearly lying at every opportunity to try and look more important than i actually am.
until then, regular or premium?
With robots!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
You're a "technical instructor" for...a gas company. Correct?
What is it you instruct people how to do exactly. Since it's not pumping gas?
Oh, and it's impossible to be more important than I allready am, I'm a glistening walking God incarnate upon the earth. Be happy that I'm not angry enough at you to think you out of existance.
What is it you instruct people how to do exactly. Since it's not pumping gas?
Oh, and it's impossible to be more important than I allready am, I'm a glistening walking God incarnate upon the earth. Be happy that I'm not angry enough at you to think you out of existance.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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You're a "technical instructor" for...a gas company. Correct?
although i think your stupid, i don't believe you are actually that stupid. use your head a little...you can get it. any idiot could take the information i've given and figure out EXACTLY what I do, even if they didn't want to pry.
..but i could be wrong. you could just be that stupid.
Yeah, you teach people how to pump gas...
I'm not going to go back and try to decipher your crackhead posts. Is it really that embarassing what you do that you can't explain it for me?
Damn, that must suck. I imagine you go home from work and put a gun in your mouth then quickly replace it with the crack pipe.
I'm not going to go back and try to decipher your crackhead posts. Is it really that embarassing what you do that you can't explain it for me?
Damn, that must suck. I imagine you go home from work and put a gun in your mouth then quickly replace it with the crack pipe.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
I actually lied. I only clean the windows at the gas station, but the fat guy I work for said I could pump gas after 14 more reach arounds.
and its the other way around, I start off with the crack pipe and finish off with the gun...and its a 6 shooter..russian roulette is the better way to play IMO.
and its the other way around, I start off with the crack pipe and finish off with the gun...and its a 6 shooter..russian roulette is the better way to play IMO.
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I know I'm an Atehist and all, but...
THANK @#%^ING CHRIST FOR THAT!
THANK @#%^ING CHRIST FOR THAT!
What are you thanking Mary Magdalene for?
This Training Magazine, it wouldn't happen to be one of these american publications that speak for the world, is it? Everyone knows that the american education system is a joke, but I certainly believe that you were able to wow the judges with lasers and robots, typical american crap.
If you are not american, please disregard this entire post.
If you are not american, please disregard this entire post.
Reinman,
What are you doing on this side of the fence?
Heheeee.
What are you doing on this side of the fence?
Heheeee.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Bored. I am back at work again... sigh! The EQ forums have been lack luster as of late, and there seems to be lots of emotion here(mainly angst).
I'd say mostly anger. We love that over here.
Are you sticking around in Oot for a while? I hope you have thick skin. Hehehe.
Are you sticking around in Oot for a while? I hope you have thick skin. Hehehe.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
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This Training Magazine, it wouldn't happen to be one of these american publications that speak for the world, is it? Everyone knows that the american education system is a joke, but I certainly believe that you were able to wow the judges with lasers and robots, typical american crap.
actually they review aspects of the training itself, not content. "lasers and robots" are just my area of specialty. they have a website with all the information thats in the magazine and process.
Anyway, I give this one to Tare. You started off strong, but you really got defensive towards the end. Less reality and I think you'll hold up longer.
How is that for some training.
How is that for some training.
Reinman...you're biased. 
And no, he is not my b/f, before you make the leap.
And no, he is not my b/f, before you make the leap.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Well, yes being a technical person with poor english, I do naturally fall to empyre's side, but his defensiveness paints such a huge target on him that I can't help myself.
Tare-1 Empyre-0
"My english sucks, and I don't give a ****. I can express what I need to, so F'uck you!"
This is a far better response for Empyre in the future, it is the one I would have used. (In my example, notice that even with my low level english I still get my point across, hehe)
Tare-1 Empyre-0
"My english sucks, and I don't give a ****. I can express what I need to, so F'uck you!"
This is a far better response for Empyre in the future, it is the one I would have used. (In my example, notice that even with my low level english I still get my point across, hehe)
Ahhh, in all fairness, I shouldn't slam him for having a diploma. Any education is good.
Reinman, you use capital letters, at least.
Reinman, you use capital letters, at least.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
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but his defensiveness paints such a huge target on him that I can't help myself.
er..where exactly did i get defensive?
This was the start of it.
"FYI, I teach engineers...." I think you are trying to prove something. You do teach engineers!!!!! And even though you tried to turn it light with the gas station comments, you went on to mention Lasers and 6 axis robots. ( I always prefered the 8 axis ones myself) Your honor, I rest my case.
And Tare I need the capital letters to figure out where one of my thoughts starts. Period is sort of the same thing, but in reverse.
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some people brag about being a casanova on a messageboard. the rest of us spend that time actually HAVING sex and thus don't need to create insinuation through an online persona to satisfy that gap in our sex life. thanks for playing though..i don't actually plan to have kids, but used that element with an "if" strapped to it to convey my thought.
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Ouch, a ****** telling me I can't spell.
Maybe I can do me a couple of dem deeplomas like yous gots. Den I cans run a computer.
I teach at a University, f*ckwit. How's life at the gas station?
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lol. i'm not the one getting all defensive and trying to prove something here, you are. FYI, I teach engineers after they leave the care of the university..you know, advanced job specific things to prepare them for life at the gas station. i was not aware chevron was now using UV laser light and 6 axis robots in their facilities, but i guess there is a future there for me now if you say so.
i bet students are happy to come to your class. i'm convinced clep exams were created because of teachers like you. your so stuck on yourself and proving your better than me that you've stooped to blind assumptions that make me shake my head and laugh in pity. feel free to stop by our training facilities though sometime. i'll show you how a real training department operates...of course thats a matter of opinion, but Training Magazine rated us in the top 5 in the world for 3 years in a row.
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You know you need to persuade someone to sleep with you first right?
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some people brag about being a casanova on a messageboard. the rest of us spend that time actually HAVING sex and thus don't need to create insinuation through an online persona to satisfy that gap in our sex life. thanks for playing though..i don't actually plan to have kids, but used that element with an "if" strapped to it to convey my thought.
tare wrote:
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Ouch, a ****** telling me I can't spell.
Maybe I can do me a couple of dem deeplomas like yous gots. Den I cans run a computer.
I teach at a University, f*ckwit. How's life at the gas station?
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lol. i'm not the one getting all defensive and trying to prove something here, you are. FYI, I teach engineers after they leave the care of the university..you know, advanced job specific things to prepare them for life at the gas station. i was not aware chevron was now using UV laser light and 6 axis robots in their facilities, but i guess there is a future there for me now if you say so.
i bet students are happy to come to your class. i'm convinced clep exams were created because of teachers like you. your so stuck on yourself and proving your better than me that you've stooped to blind assumptions that make me shake my head and laugh in pity. feel free to stop by our training facilities though sometime. i'll show you how a real training department operates...of course thats a matter of opinion, but Training Magazine rated us in the top 5 in the world for 3 years in a row.
"FYI, I teach engineers...." I think you are trying to prove something. You do teach engineers!!!!! And even though you tried to turn it light with the gas station comments, you went on to mention Lasers and 6 axis robots. ( I always prefered the 8 axis ones myself) Your honor, I rest my case.
And Tare I need the capital letters to figure out where one of my thoughts starts. Period is sort of the same thing, but in reverse.
your really reaching there. if you think along those lines then everyone who posts here is defensive...including you in response to my question.
8 axis robots have no application really in the industry i'm in. we just started finding uses for 6 axis'. the larger # axis robots are more commonly used on assembly lines in car manufacturing plants and such...and of course the medical industry always asks for crazy configurations as well. our robots picking up silicon wafers and stick them into a stage for laser illumination so theres not much need for many more axis' at this time.
japan robot manufacturers are creating some pretty crazy robots though now that they are in the game with firm footing.
8 axis robots have no application really in the industry i'm in. we just started finding uses for 6 axis'. the larger # axis robots are more commonly used on assembly lines in car manufacturing plants and such...and of course the medical industry always asks for crazy configurations as well. our robots picking up silicon wafers and stick them into a stage for laser illumination so theres not much need for many more axis' at this time.
japan robot manufacturers are creating some pretty crazy robots though now that they are in the game with firm footing.
tisk tisk there you go again. Trying to prove something, with your knowledge of robots. I know squat about robots, all I know is that what Arnie said at the end of T2 was inappropriate for a robot, but that is about it. No, wait, I guess he was a cyborg. Although, after all of his flesh had been burnt off, like in terminator 1, is he still a cyborg, or has he then become a robot. hmmmmm...Your a robot specialist maybe you can clear this up for me.
Me?? Defensive??? I wouldn't say so, I feel as though I have been in your end, this whole game. I haven't seen a single shot on net from you.
Me?? Defensive??? I wouldn't say so, I feel as though I have been in your end, this whole game. I haven't seen a single shot on net from you.
your doing like a lot here and assuming a ton about my attitude. i wasn't trying to prove jack to you..you said this:
which lead me to believe you were knowledgable on the subject and so i took the opportunity to initiate a friendly conversation about it as its one of my specialties. had i known you were just dangling it in front of me as a way to attempt an overused attack at me i'd told you to f[/b]uck off. my problem is that I actually [b]am a nice guy...i try to give people the benefit of the doubt regardless.
everyone seems intent on poking at people with a stick so thats what i'm becoming. i'm far beyond defensive, but if what your looking for is another flame-match then have at it..but you can't really say anything to me anyone else here already has.
clever attempt, i will say though, on drawing fuel out of me..but if your looking to save the day and impress the female screennames on here, please exchange your teehee's and giggles without mentioning my name...it makes me want to vomit.
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you went on to mention Lasers and 6 axis robots. ( I always prefered the 8 axis ones myself)
which lead me to believe you were knowledgable on the subject and so i took the opportunity to initiate a friendly conversation about it as its one of my specialties. had i known you were just dangling it in front of me as a way to attempt an overused attack at me i'd told you to f[/b]uck off. my problem is that I actually [b]am a nice guy...i try to give people the benefit of the doubt regardless.
everyone seems intent on poking at people with a stick so thats what i'm becoming. i'm far beyond defensive, but if what your looking for is another flame-match then have at it..but you can't really say anything to me anyone else here already has.
clever attempt, i will say though, on drawing fuel out of me..but if your looking to save the day and impress the female screennames on here, please exchange your teehee's and giggles without mentioning my name...it makes me want to vomit.
So..you train people how to use robots.
I imagine that's largely pushing the big green ON button, no? Or do you train the robots?
I imagine that's largely pushing the big green ON button, no? Or do you train the robots?
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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some people brag about being a casanova on a messageboard. the rest of us spend that time actually HAVING sex and thus don't need to create insinuation through an online persona to satisfy that gap in our sex life. thanks for playing though..i don't actually plan to have kids, but used that element with an "if" strapped to it to convey my thought.
Here was me thinking it was perfectly obvious that an EQ playing, regular message board poster is likely to mix this in with being an actual International Playboy Love God.
You mean I didn't have you all fooled?
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