Then they showedthis tree. In this tree, there was a big patch of hazy white mesh. About the same size as Rhode Island, give or take. The camera zooms in as the dude babbles on about nature and trees and other hippy stuff. Then, as it begins to come into focus on the mesh, and little black specks start to appear, the ******* mentions the fateful words.
"blah blah blah 100 thousand spiders blah blah blah"
Wait a minute, what was that again?
"Yes, over our head here is a community of 100,000 spiders all working together to build a happy spider communtity. Oh look, they're coming towards my face, i think they want to play!"
One ******* Hundred ******* Thousand spiders. And that was just one colony!
The lense finishes zooming in. Yup, I knew it, funnel web clones....
So you can, I am sure, see where I am going with this. Equador has millions, if not billions of intelligent, communal spiders working together to exterminate mankind. We have only one choice. Nuke Equador!
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I think it's worth it. We must act before it is too late!!!! I can only squish so many myself!!!!!
