I don't even remember how I first came across this site, but you all have caught my attention nonetheless. I just wade through the knee-deep, to find the glory, the guts, the triumph, that is The OoT!
Having said that, with my first attempt at being an OoTer I feel I may contibute to that knee-deep I spoke of earlier with the next question I pose to you all:
Why do paperclips smell horrible?
compound make-up? chemical coating? handling? mishandling?
Any thoughts, information, welcomes, pitch fork wielding, and/or torch toting comments appreciated.
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Some paperclips are coated with zink, which reacts to oils and acidic sweat particles on your hand to release a gas that smells funny.
My advice? Stop sniffing paperclips!
Welcome to OOT
My advice? Stop sniffing paperclips!
Welcome to OOT
Your missing the main part of this post though.
What is wrong with you so that your sniffing paper clips to begin with?
What is wrong with you so that your sniffing paper clips to begin with?
Satans Spawn said:
Fixed that bro ;)
Kaolin - you're a good man Charlie Brown. Paperclip scents no longer intrigue me. I must move on to bigger endeavors now.
Hat tips to you sir.
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What is so wrong with you, that you're posting in OoT to begin with?
Fixed that bro ;)
Kaolin - you're a good man Charlie Brown. Paperclip scents no longer intrigue me. I must move on to bigger endeavors now.
Hat tips to you sir.
I don't like you, soley because your name is too close to "Gigli".
Give me 5 reasons why that movie sucked and perhaps I'll not hate you, which just to make sure you know, isn't the same as liking you.
It'll at least be a step in the right direction, I hate to the left.
ps. d1ck and fart.
Give me 5 reasons why that movie sucked and perhaps I'll not hate you, which just to make sure you know, isn't the same as liking you.
It'll at least be a step in the right direction, I hate to the left.
ps. d1ck and fart.
Paper Clips are coated with oil from the factory, that's what you're smelling. They taste funny too.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
But they stay crunchy in milk, which is more than you can say for Post-Ittm Notes.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
The Queen wrote:
1. Benny's in it.
2. Jenny's in it.
3. It's not in 3-D
4. Ghidrah's not in it.
5. No Blunt Man & Chronic cameos
I hope you don't hate me, which isn't liking me, still :)
Smash said:
That's exactly how I ended up smelling one the first time.
Can't say I've tried clips in milk, but I've tried quarters in tequila.
-Gie
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Give me 5 reasons why that movie sucked
1. Benny's in it.
2. Jenny's in it.
3. It's not in 3-D
4. Ghidrah's not in it.
5. No Blunt Man & Chronic cameos
I hope you don't hate me, which isn't liking me, still :)
Smash said:
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They taste funny too.
That's exactly how I ended up smelling one the first time.
Can't say I've tried clips in milk, but I've tried quarters in tequila.
-Gie
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but I've tried quarters in tequila.
Me and some friends of mine did a different version of quarters the other night. If you know what Jello Shots are, just use the tequilla in them. Instead of making them drink, make them eat two of the shots. The first four are horrible. After that, you don't really care anymore.
/drool
Jell-O Shooters with Moonshine. Couple of those and whew........
Jell-O Shooters with Moonshine. Couple of those and whew........
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The first four are horrible. After that, you don't really care anymore.
Does no one sip tequila?
are you supposed to? You sip brandy or a fine wine not tequila.
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Give me 5 reasons why that movie sucked and perhaps I'll not hate you
In order to list those 5 reasons, wouldn't you have had to actually watch the movie?
/shudder
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
I didn't think that Gigli was done by Kevin Smith, thus the lack of Jay and Silent Bob cameos.
Of course, I haven't seen the newest one, but I thought J&SB Strike Back was their last hurrah ?
Of course, I haven't seen the newest one, but I thought J&SB Strike Back was their last hurrah ?
Tequila = lick, sip, suck? You know with the salt and lime/lemon.
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are you supposed to? You sip brandy or a fine wine not tequila.
In Mexico good tequila is sipped in tall tiny glasses.
Oh, you Mexicans. Crazy folk.
I hate tequila. The last time I drank it, I got run over by a car.
Ugh.
I hate tequila. The last time I drank it, I got run over by a car.
Ugh.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
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In Mexico good tequila is sipped in tall tiny glasses
It's true! I heard it on the radio once!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Once upon a time in Mexico, my friend got very drunk in a bar on the fabled tequila, and stole a legless man's piece of wood with wheels on it so he could "skateboard" on it.
Man, that guy was an *** - good thing I only dated him for a few years. Yarrr.
Man, that guy was an *** - good thing I only dated him for a few years. Yarrr.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
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You sip brandy or a fine wine not tequila.
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In Mexico good tequila is sipped in tall tiny glasses
Is Mexico one of those countries where they siesta in the middle of the day? That would explain the sipping, since you'd have to go back to work eventually.
I think everyone agrees to sip a fine wine... well... except for this one uncle of mine... can you buy "fine" wine in a gallon jug?
As with tequila, I know many people that do not sip brandy. It's all in the context of the drink really. Anything with the word "shot" in it really makes people want to get it down as quick as possible.
There are also social drinkers and those who drink to get drunk. By a social drinker, I don't mean someone who doesn't drink often, but a person who's only goal of the night is to do some quality chillin' with his/her friends, while getting drunk might be a side effect. The other end of the scale is people who just want to get fúcked up, regardless of who they are around.
A friend of mine went to Mexico a short time ago. In one of the cities he went to, they had a beer drinking donkey tourist attraction.
Basically, he paid $5.00 (or the Mixican equivelant) to watch a donkey drink beer until it passed out. Yippee, the drinking world in a nutshell: Social drinkers watching a drunk donkey. Life makes sense again.
I tried to graph this thread's progression from paperclips to tequila, but I had to take the square root of an imaginary number, so it didn't work out too well.
cheers
cheers
OMFG I love your avatar Trickybeck. Calvin and Hobbes used to be my favorite comic strip. Gotta love that Calvinball.
Anyways, I don't drink tequila anymore. One night, I had been drinking beer for a bit, and some friends of mine "forced" me to take body shots with some girl from the other hall or our dorm. Needless to say, I was already drunk out of my mind. Well, after the body shots, my memory fails me.
I woke up the next morning laying on the floor of my room staring at the ceiling with a headache worse than the fire of a thousand suns.
Anyways, I don't drink tequila anymore. One night, I had been drinking beer for a bit, and some friends of mine "forced" me to take body shots with some girl from the other hall or our dorm. Needless to say, I was already drunk out of my mind. Well, after the body shots, my memory fails me.
I woke up the next morning laying on the floor of my room staring at the ceiling with a headache worse than the fire of a thousand suns.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
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I woke up the next morning laying on the floor of my room staring at the ceiling with a headache worse than the fire of a thousand suns.
You can always rate your drinking, on where you wake up.
If you make it home, it's a 1.
If you awake at a complete strangers house, nude, in the bathtub...well, I gave that one a 10.
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If you awake at a complete strangers house, nude, in the bathtub...well, I gave that one a 10.
Only if you started at home. It would have to be an 8 otherwise.
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Only if you started at home.
Started from a local bar actually. And the house I woke up in was in another state.
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If you awake at a complete strangers house, nude, in the bathtub...well, I gave that one a 10.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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