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cuz he was there.

vrooooooooooooooooooooooom.

You know, I don't want to shock you, but it *is* possible to know what happened even if you don't witness something personally. Now, I realize this may not apply to you, therefore I can only assume that you belive the following:

The holocaust never happened, because you weren't there to witness it.

The appolo moon landings didn't happen because you weren't there to witness them.

Slavery never existed because you weren't there to witness anyone being held as a slave.

Because, you know, you weren't there, right? So I guess they didn't happen.

Do yourself a favor and make this the last time you try to get into a battle of wits with me, please? I feel guilty taking you task, it's like beating on a small child.

There's a diffrence between accepting things as fact that you didn't personally witness, and accepting things as fact that *no one* personally witnessed.

don't you have to have wits to begin with buddy? and what do you mean by "taking me task"? is that like taking me lucky charms?

your right. and if it wasn't for your psychotic outbursts, compulsive lying and mind boggling abstractions of the english language, I (or anyone else for that matter) might actually take you seriously.

o do they now? o_O I see they are all jumping in to support you now too. you don't need to patronize me until you get the facts straight...and since you assume 99.8% of what comes out of your pie hole, we can all put heads to tails and don't need a masters degree to see your just a chump that learned some big words and sometimes puts them together to make them seem like they mean something.

to tell you the truth, your ideas and views look more like plagiarized patchwork than the work of anything even CLOSE to genius.

so why don't you come back and tell us about the 14 wives, 37 homes, 11 vacation homes (none of which are by a trailer park), 7 luxury vehicles and 4 companies you have...and that you're somehow taking care of all this while going to some prestigous school. it might justify your position when you get in a bind.

you ain't gotta lie to kick it...but can we kick you all the same?

No, that would be like passerby jumping in to help Tyson pummel a nine year old autistic child. They're probably embarassed that I'm beating you and want to leap to your defense but can't find any way to do so.


No, I'm pretty sure I need to patronize you. You believe that a carpenter was nailed to a tree, rose from the dead and that his hooker girfriend and assorted "male companions" have the secret to life all locked up.

In my book that makes it kind of critical that I patronize you.


Yeah...ok. I really have no idea what that was supposed to mean, and can only assume you're in the middle of some kind of crazy Crank high, but I'd have to say having a Master's Degree in Linguistics about now with a concentration in Ozarks Grammar would probably help out quite a bit.


Yeah, you wouldn't know the diffrence clearly. I'll cut you some slack there as all the large words likely look the same to you and you wouldn't be able to make a determination about their veracity. Oh pardon me, veracity, sorry. I mean their accuracy. Oh, damn it, accuracy. HAng on.

Me know you not big word using man so me know you not know me more smater than you.

How was that?



You know, if I did, it'd still be more likely than you're "I prayed for a screwdriver" story. :-)

Sorry, Sparky, you left yourself wide open for that one.



Um, yeah.

Put the crack pipe down, there, Little Rock's Most Wanted and sign up for that HVAC correspondance course and make something of your life while there's still time.

What part of that didnt make sense hun? The "shut your trap" or the "**** choking" part? I'm sure if you need a refresher, Smash would be more than willing to give you more of the proveribial "*** rape" you seem to be begging for.

/goes off looking for the local fbi's number

No actually I've pretty much hated you for a while. I've even said so a couple of few places. Cheap shot or not, we all wish you'd just quietly disappear.

Yeah, I think I pointed out I'm not bothered by it and that I didn't feel threatened pretty clearly. IT was just freindly advice. Really.


Yeah. I think you're genuinely confused now. I never said I knew a DA. I was simply saying that not everyone has the same sense of humor I do and that there have been cases of people saying dumb *** on message boards that have led to a lot of hassles for the people who own the message boards and the people who post them.

I honestly couldn't care less if you threatened to find my adress and cut my wife up into little pieces and feed her to me. Honest. Wouldn't bother me. Just saying I'd be carefull. Do what you want, man, doesn't matter to me.


Yeah, I get that alot. Not in person, of course, being 6'2 240 kind of dissuades that sort of thing, but on other forums quite a bit.


Yeah, I'm so unimportant you chase me around a message board telling me how unimportant I am like you were a stray puppy looking for a home. What would that make you then, *****?

Hmm. I guess bich sums it up pretty nicely, actually.

you've got it backwards chump change. take a look back...the antagonizing pokes at me whenever you can, making fun of every aspect of my beliefs..only difference is I fought back this time.