By popular request. Ok, it was actually only one person, but still. It’s that or I post a woogity IV thread, and no one wants to see that
1. Have you ever been involved in an office related liason? Between a your boss or a subordinate
2. What are your thoughts on interoffice romances
3. Finish this sentence: “Events that occur during the company Christmas party will be…”
4. If you knew that by sleeping with an unmarried, attractive client who was clearly interested and you yourself were not married, you could clinch a key deal, would you do it? If so, or if not, why?
5. Have you ever taken a S.O. to the office after hours and done things your boss would likely frown upon on your desk?
6. On someone else’s desk?
7. On my desk? Ewwwwwww!!!!! Did you at least clean up afterwards?
8. Have you ever had a fantasy involving your office laser printer, a jar of pickled lima beans, and a ferret?
9. Why not?
10. What kind of scandal do they usually have at your office
8 billion. Do you have any cute, female unattached co-workers in the Houston area that like computer nerds. Please include detailed product specifications and diagrams…
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-4. What would be the most scandalous paring in the forum here? Say you found out that Poster X and poster Y were an item. Or, conversely, if you could pair two people in the forum up just for the heck of it, which two and why?
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Rule number one-- don't **** where you eat
Rule number two-- if in doubt, refer to rule number one
Totem
Rule number one-- don't **** where you eat
Rule number two-- if in doubt, refer to rule number one
Totem
1. Yes
2. Adventurous
3. Events that occur during the company Christmas party will involve locked doors.
4. Yes, lust not only equals money but also powah!
5. No, but I have woken in the middle of the night in a sweat after an intense dream.
6. See #5
7. No, I left a nice stain.
8. NO COMMENT.
9. See #8
10. Who has been taken change out of everyones desk. *looks away whistling*
11.
8,000,000,000. Sorry cant help you out.
36. Hrm.... *belch*
-4. Uh.......
2. Adventurous
3. Events that occur during the company Christmas party will involve locked doors.
4. Yes, lust not only equals money but also powah!
5. No, but I have woken in the middle of the night in a sweat after an intense dream.
6. See #5
7. No, I left a nice stain.
8. NO COMMENT.
9. See #8
10. Who has been taken change out of everyones desk. *looks away whistling*
11.
8,000,000,000. Sorry cant help you out.
36. Hrm.... *belch*
-4. Uh.......
1. Have you ever been involved in an office related liason? Between a your boss or a subordinate?
Hmm. Not yet. Although to sink to those depths would mean I'd have to start lovin' old ladies and professors that smell like mothballs.
2. What are your thoughts on interoffice romances?
I can dig it.
3. Finish this sentence: “Events that occur during the company Christmas party will be…”
left at the office Christmas party.
4. If you knew that by sleeping with an unmarried, attractive client who was clearly interested and you yourself were not married, you could clinch a key deal, would you do it? If so, or if not, why?
One question in return...am I attracted to this guy? Because if I am, no problem, but if i'm not...minor problem.
5. Have you ever taken a S.O. to the office after hours and done things your boss would likely frown upon on your desk?
I've done a few things in my office...
6. On someone else’s desk? Nooo.
7. On my desk? Ewwwwwww!!!!! Did you at least clean up afterwards?
That could be another fiendish way to drive your cube neighbor to madness, Kao. I think it's unwise to discount it.
8. Have you ever had a fantasy involving your office laser printer, a jar of pickled lima beans, and a ferret?
9. Why not?
10. What kind of scandal do they usually have at your office
8 billion. Do you have any cute, female unattached co-workers in the Houston area that like computer nerds. Please include detailed product specifications and diagrams…
Mostly of the, "so-and-so is downloading music on our server" variety. /yawn
36. This question brought to you by the U.S. Ad council. Be kind to bald eagles. Please don’t cook them and eat them, or attempt to eat them raw. It really annoys our feathered friends. You know not to eat bald eagles right?
Mmmmm...bald...ooooo...eagle.
-4. What would be the most scandalous paring in the forum here? Say you found out that Poster X and poster Y were an item. Or, conversely, if you could pair two people in the forum up just for the heck of it, which two and why?
Hmm. That's a good one. Well, anyone with any of the paired folks on here - so, anyone plus Skeet or Flea and anyone plus Merri and Angua. As for me pairing up with someone, hmm..I'd have to say Patrician, because he said he looks like Jude Law, and that give me a *****. Yay!
Hmm. Not yet. Although to sink to those depths would mean I'd have to start lovin' old ladies and professors that smell like mothballs.
2. What are your thoughts on interoffice romances?
I can dig it.
3. Finish this sentence: “Events that occur during the company Christmas party will be…”
left at the office Christmas party.
4. If you knew that by sleeping with an unmarried, attractive client who was clearly interested and you yourself were not married, you could clinch a key deal, would you do it? If so, or if not, why?
One question in return...am I attracted to this guy? Because if I am, no problem, but if i'm not...minor problem.
5. Have you ever taken a S.O. to the office after hours and done things your boss would likely frown upon on your desk?
I've done a few things in my office...
6. On someone else’s desk? Nooo.
7. On my desk? Ewwwwwww!!!!! Did you at least clean up afterwards?
That could be another fiendish way to drive your cube neighbor to madness, Kao. I think it's unwise to discount it.
8. Have you ever had a fantasy involving your office laser printer, a jar of pickled lima beans, and a ferret?
9. Why not?
10. What kind of scandal do they usually have at your office
8 billion. Do you have any cute, female unattached co-workers in the Houston area that like computer nerds. Please include detailed product specifications and diagrams…
Mostly of the, "so-and-so is downloading music on our server" variety. /yawn
36. This question brought to you by the U.S. Ad council. Be kind to bald eagles. Please don’t cook them and eat them, or attempt to eat them raw. It really annoys our feathered friends. You know not to eat bald eagles right?
Mmmmm...bald...ooooo...eagle.
-4. What would be the most scandalous paring in the forum here? Say you found out that Poster X and poster Y were an item. Or, conversely, if you could pair two people in the forum up just for the heck of it, which two and why?
Hmm. That's a good one. Well, anyone with any of the paired folks on here - so, anyone plus Skeet or Flea and anyone plus Merri and Angua. As for me pairing up with someone, hmm..I'd have to say Patrician, because he said he looks like Jude Law, and that give me a *****. Yay!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
By popular request. Ok, it was actually only one person, but still. It’s that or I post a woogity IV thread, and no one wants to see that
1. Close, but no. whew!
2. Dangerous - one of the two will likely hate to leave!
3. Finish this sentence: “Events that occur during the company Christmas party will be known by everyone!"
4. Quite possibly, if I was not in any other relationship. Why? Well, the "key deal" wouldn't even come into play - if she's interested and I'm interested and I wouldn't have to see her every day, I'd likely have gone for it.
5. Yes...
6. No...
7. Oh! Was that YOUR desk? Sorry. No
8. Have you ever had a fantasy involving your office laser printer, a jar of pickled lima beans, and a ferret? No.
9. Why not? I hate lima beans.
10. What kind of scandal do they usually have at your office?
Our worst was a guy who worked for me got involved with the Human Resources assistant, who was HOT! She was also a real piece of work, not allowing him to get out of bed until after she did. And he liked to get up early and she preferred to sleep in. THEN, he inadvertently gave her HPV. She went BONKERS and made his life in the office a living hell. She finally left, after management stepped in...
8 billion. Do you have any cute, female unattached co-workers in the Houston area that like computer nerds. Please include detailed product specifications and diagrams… - sorry, no...
36. This question brought to you by the U.S. Ad council. Be kind to bald eagles. Please don’t cook them and eat them, or attempt to eat them raw. It really annoys our feathered friends. You know not to eat bald eagles right? "NOW you tell me."
-4. What would be the most scandalous paring in the forum here? Say you found out that Poster X and poster Y were an item. Or, conversely, if you could pair two people in the forum up just for the heck of it, which two and why?
"Mren and Thundra" - 'cause they both need it!
1. Close, but no. whew!
2. Dangerous - one of the two will likely hate to leave!
3. Finish this sentence: “Events that occur during the company Christmas party will be known by everyone!"
4. Quite possibly, if I was not in any other relationship. Why? Well, the "key deal" wouldn't even come into play - if she's interested and I'm interested and I wouldn't have to see her every day, I'd likely have gone for it.
5. Yes...
6. No...
7. Oh! Was that YOUR desk? Sorry. No
8. Have you ever had a fantasy involving your office laser printer, a jar of pickled lima beans, and a ferret? No.
9. Why not? I hate lima beans.
10. What kind of scandal do they usually have at your office?
Our worst was a guy who worked for me got involved with the Human Resources assistant, who was HOT! She was also a real piece of work, not allowing him to get out of bed until after she did. And he liked to get up early and she preferred to sleep in. THEN, he inadvertently gave her HPV. She went BONKERS and made his life in the office a living hell. She finally left, after management stepped in...
8 billion. Do you have any cute, female unattached co-workers in the Houston area that like computer nerds. Please include detailed product specifications and diagrams… - sorry, no...
36. This question brought to you by the U.S. Ad council. Be kind to bald eagles. Please don’t cook them and eat them, or attempt to eat them raw. It really annoys our feathered friends. You know not to eat bald eagles right? "NOW you tell me."
-4. What would be the most scandalous paring in the forum here? Say you found out that Poster X and poster Y were an item. Or, conversely, if you could pair two people in the forum up just for the heck of it, which two and why?
"Mren and Thundra" - 'cause they both need it!
1. Have you ever been involved in an office related liason? Between a your boss or a subordinate
No this is one line i do not cross, this and sheep.
2. What are your thoughts on interoffice romances
So long as it doesn't involve me great, nothing makes the day go faster than a good bit of interoffice lurve gossip. Espesially when the office geek Nails the witch who is always polishing her nails instead of working.
3. Finish this sentence: “Events that occur during the company Christmas party will be…”
Forgotten after the New year party
4. If you knew that by sleeping with an unmarried, attractive client who was clearly interested and you yourself were not married, you could clinch a key deal, would you do it? If so, or if not, why?
Yes .. why? well why not fun all round IMHO.
5. Have you ever taken a S.O. to the office after hours and done things your boss would likely frown upon on your desk?
have i ever on her desk no less
6. On someone else’s desk?
see above
7. On my desk? Ewwwwwww!!!!! Did you at least clean up afterwards?
yes i value my job but i did tell everyone but her and they laughed at her for weeks
8. Have you ever had a fantasy involving your office laser printer, a jar of pickled lima beans, and a ferret?
No i draw the line at animals thats Aegis's scene. Lookout Goat!
9. Why not?
It's the fur dude i just don't dig the fur.
10. What kind of scandal do they usually have at your office
Beer soaked hungover regretful one for the most part followed by icy scilences untill the next office party where they try again for luck
sorry too far to commute Kao. though i will ask if you want.
No this is one line i do not cross, this and sheep.
2. What are your thoughts on interoffice romances
So long as it doesn't involve me great, nothing makes the day go faster than a good bit of interoffice lurve gossip. Espesially when the office geek Nails the witch who is always polishing her nails instead of working.
3. Finish this sentence: “Events that occur during the company Christmas party will be…”
Forgotten after the New year party
4. If you knew that by sleeping with an unmarried, attractive client who was clearly interested and you yourself were not married, you could clinch a key deal, would you do it? If so, or if not, why?
Yes .. why? well why not fun all round IMHO.
5. Have you ever taken a S.O. to the office after hours and done things your boss would likely frown upon on your desk?
have i ever on her desk no less
6. On someone else’s desk?
see above
7. On my desk? Ewwwwwww!!!!! Did you at least clean up afterwards?
yes i value my job but i did tell everyone but her and they laughed at her for weeks
8. Have you ever had a fantasy involving your office laser printer, a jar of pickled lima beans, and a ferret?
No i draw the line at animals thats Aegis's scene. Lookout Goat!
9. Why not?
It's the fur dude i just don't dig the fur.
10. What kind of scandal do they usually have at your office
Beer soaked hungover regretful one for the most part followed by icy scilences untill the next office party where they try again for luck
sorry too far to commute Kao. though i will ask if you want.
gosh cant wait till i start working...
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