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#102 May 12 2004 at 10:28 AM Rating: Decent
oh and 600 post for me!
#103 May 12 2004 at 10:30 AM Rating: Decent
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Lol, currently this is the only thing entertaining me on this forum


Well that solves that. Thus as we have to conclude that the thread being debated is part of this comment, then it is indeed not worthless. I stand by my original comments then. If we take the standard use of the term ******** that being "something entirely false" then the U.B.S rating of the post you claim has only one non U.B.S line in it is actually less than 50 percent or 7 of 15 lines.

Now if we take the loose definintions, all three in fact, and apply them to the post then as I have admitted the U.B.S rating jumps to 67 percent. I agree that this is appalling, but it was you who claimed that there was only one snippet ("You were right") that was not unadulterated ********* Thus unless you can prove otherwise, you must admit that in this scenario I am right and you are wrong.

It will hurt less if you go ahead and say it now.

Now to switch topics over to rainman.

I am sure the boards will mourn your departure. The endless wit you are bringing to this forum as "the voice of reason" is enlightening us all.

Tacosid

Edited, Wed May 12 11:31:37 2004 by Tacosid
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#104 May 12 2004 at 11:42 AM Rating: Good
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I am sure the boards will mourn your departure. The endless wit you are bringing to this forum as "the voice of reason" is enlightening us all.


Don't worry brother, it is only a temporary departure! I am sure you will keep everyone enamored with you most truly riveting conversation about what percentage of your post is U.B.S. I can hardly wait until the final numbers come in. Shouldn't you use some sort of handicap system like they have in golf? It would give everyone a chance to compete.


#105 May 12 2004 at 1:22 PM Rating: Good
In refuting the above paragraph, only the thesis...
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To be worthless means to have worth to nobody.

...is relevant.

To be worthless, as defined by Webster, is to have no worth or merit, to be useless, value-less, good for nothing, etc. There is no stipulation that it must be a consensus belief. It is an adjective and, when used by the reviewer, inherently subjective as are all descriptive phrases. Webster defines worth as (3) the esteem in which a person or thing is held. As I hold you in no particular esteem, your posts are, to me, worthless, thereby reaching the level of complete, unadulterated bullsh1t.

By that rationale, I am correct.

And Reinman, please enjoy your time away. I know I will.
#106 May 12 2004 at 5:58 PM Rating: Good
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So in this, you are saying that if you claim something is worthless to you, then it can be called worthless? So if you think that the Magna Carta was worthless that makes it so?

That in itself is Unadulterated ******** because that is foolish.

According to websters worthless means without worth.

Main Entry:worth
Function: noun
1 a : monetary value
2 : the value of something measured by its qualities or by the esteem in which it is held
3 a : moral or personal value


By definition number two, my post would have worth. Skeet has already claimed that he holds this thread, and thus my post in high esteem. Thus to Skeet my post contains worth and is not worthless.

I do not think that an idea or item can be deemed worthless by one individual. Just because you think my writing lacks worth, does not mean that others (the vast majority) find it so.

For example...Say by chance that you were given an original copy of the Declaration of Independance. Since you are obviously a literary cretin and general dimwit we must assume to you this valued document would hold no worth. To collectors and historians though this document would be priceless. Is this document worthless just because you are a moron? No.

The same applies to my writing..and thus you are wrong.

Tacosid


Edited, Wed May 12 18:58:43 2004 by Tacosid
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#107 May 12 2004 at 9:28 PM Rating: Good
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So Skeet I noticed just now that I wasn't one that list does that mean that you really don't hate me?
#108 May 12 2004 at 10:33 PM Rating: Good
You are, I am almost certain, aware that critique is subjective, are you not? That being the case, should I deem the Magna Carta a French piece of solid waste, I could state so, and it would be so. In my critique. To this discussion, Skeet't opinion of you, and your writing, is hardly germane. I called your post UBS, as you have so eloquently TLA'd it. That is completely accurate. As the reviewer, that I wrote it makes it so for the purposes of the review. Other reviewers may, and have, disagreed to an extent. This does not obviate my position that it was so. Opinion is a beautiful thing.

That you do not believe one individual can deem an idea or a thought worthless goes to your ignorance of the principles of free will, as well as your complete misunderstanding of the English language. Since you obviously don't understand the language, or remotely its nuance, you are hardly in a position to comment on the technical merit of a post. Thus, I am right.

As for the Queesn, I would hardly call her endorsement ringing, or qualifying as a vast majority. As the vast majority of the people who are present at most times on this board either can't or don't post, it's a bump to your UBS rankings.
#109 May 12 2004 at 11:00 PM Rating: Good
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Well, I hate to toot my own horn, but the blinding truth is that if I say something is worthless then it is emphatically so, no questions asked, no answers given. That said, I turn my baleful gaze upon those among us who quote dictionaries chapter and verse while attempting to pass this off as delightful banter. To them I solemnly pronounce them worthless and banish them from this existence.

Be gone!

Do not return until each of you can create a post which causes my stern visage to crack into a glorious smile.

I have spoken, so let it be done.

Totem
#110 May 12 2004 at 11:08 PM Rating: Good
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Who made you King?!

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#111 May 12 2004 at 11:46 PM Rating: Excellent
I did.

Before I went on strike.
#112 May 12 2004 at 11:49 PM Rating: Good
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You are, I am almost certain, aware that critique is subjective, are you not?

Yes.

That being the case, should I deem the Magna Carta a French piece of solid waste, I could state so, and it would be so. In my critique.

But here in lies the quandry. I will grant that to YOU it may be worthless, but to society as a whole and to many individuals it is not worthless. Now if you were to have mentioned in the original argument that to you my post was UBS then it would have been one thing. In reality this is what you said,and I quote...

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There is only one line of your entire post that is not complete, unadulterated bull ****.


Now nowhere in this line do I see the term "in my opinion." What is stated within this line is that it is ********* and one of the definitions of which you are desperately clinging to is that something that is ******** is worthless. I have proven that my post has value and thus is not worthless. Now if you are going to sit there and say that I have to type something that has particular value to you in order for it to have value, then I may as well be pissing up a rope as you and I know that you are incapable of admitting my literary genius.

To this discussion, Skeet't opinion of you, and your writing, is hardly germane. I called your post UBS, as you have so eloquently TLA'd it. That is completely accurate. As the reviewer, that I wrote it makes it so for the purposes of the review. Other reviewers may, and have, disagreed to an extent. This does not obviate my position that it was so. Opinion is a beautiful thing.

Jibber jabber. Basically you are backdooring the whole topic by arguing that if something does not have value to you then it is worthless. On a personal scale perhaps all of my posts are Unadulterated bull ****. On a grander, more cosmic scale that post had much value, both on a educational and entertaining level. You may wipe your *** with a copy of the constitution just to prove a point, but if someone were to give a copy to me I would sell it.

That you do not believe one individual can deem an idea or a thought worthless goes to your ignorance of the principles of free will, as well as your complete misunderstanding of the English language.

And your simple minded belief that your deeming of something to have no worth makes it universal is both obtuse and beligerent.

Since you obviously don't understand the language, or remotely its nuance, you are hardly in a position to comment on the technical merit of a post. Thus, I am right.

You can close your eyes, cover your ears and go nyah, nyah, nyah all night long, but the truth of the issue is this...unless you want to narrow the parameters down to weather my posts have specific value or worth to you, and you alone then you have to have seen by now that there is value to my writing and that you are indeed wrong. We could rememdy this simply by posting...

Tacosid Posts:

To Moebiuslord-100 percent UBS.
To the rest of the forum: Entertainment, education and information, posts of high personal and univeral worth.


In this scenario you realize that what you are saying is that everyone else is wrong and only you are right...eh moe? Of course you may be pig headed enough to hold this party line, but the rest of the forum populace is not buying it.

Thank you for participating.

Tacosid

Edited, Thu May 13 00:50:54 2004 by Tacosid
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#113 May 13 2004 at 12:16 AM Rating: Good
In a critique, that it is the opinion of the critic is implied. Sadly, not all are strong enough to allow criticism to be just that, and choose to take it personally. I do not believe I ever said that my critique was universal. This you inferred.

You have, however, managed to prove that to you, your posts are worthwhile. And also to his royal Skeetedness. Again, ringing endorsement. You credit an entire forum's view of your worth to a person who gained almost 6000 post by spamming last 3000 times. Excellent.

The nuance of the language allows for personal preference,and the statement there of, that does not even begin to imply universality. That you can not come to grips with that only serves to solidify my point. Next?
#114 May 13 2004 at 12:24 AM Rating: Good
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Siskel liked it and Ebert did not. One said it was great the other claimed it was worthless, does the film have any worth?

But that is not the point of this post.

You claimed that my post was UBS, all but one line. I showed conclusively that it was not. The ONLY argument you have to support that it was indeed UBS is that you are entitled to your opinion. That is a crappy defense.

Moebiuslord-I have my lousy opinion and I am sticking to it!

Good work Moe.

Tacosid

Edited, Thu May 13 01:24:31 2004 by Tacosid
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#115 May 13 2004 at 12:33 AM Rating: Good
You have shown thus far that to Skeeter and yourself it does indeed have worth. That does not change in the slightest the truth of my statement. My being entitled to an opinion is secondary. That it is my opinion makes the use of bullsh1t correct.

You can argue semantics with me any time, Taco. My choice of words is generally spot on.

The mighty PE Teacher (Thanks Totem, I will use that one) wrote:
Good work Moe.

Thanks. I think so, too.
#116 May 13 2004 at 12:37 AM Rating: Good
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The use of "Good work Moe" was insincere.

Personally I think that everything you have posted on this thread is unadulterated bull ****. My pronouncement of course means that everything you have posted on this thread has no worth.

I say it, therefore it is.

Moebiuslord-Dispite irrefutable proof, I will stick to my guns. I will never, ever admit that I am wrong. All praise my mentor, the mighty Gbaji!

Tacosid
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#117 May 13 2004 at 12:40 AM Rating: Good
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The use of "Good work Moe" was insincere.

And yet, still used. Thanks. :)

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Personally I think that everything you have posted on this thread is unadulterated bull sh*t.

And there we have it. Mutual contempt. It's a nice feeling.
#118 May 13 2004 at 12:44 AM Rating: Good
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Mutual concept being of course that each of us are in our own pocket of reality and that there is of course no such thing as universal worth or value.

If you want to believe that, more power to you moe.

Tacosid
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#119 May 13 2004 at 2:32 AM Rating: Good
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Henceforth we will snicker and refer to Tacosid as "Coach."

I have spoken. So let it be done.

Totem
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