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Oh go stuff yourself Pat. We were all getting ready to enjoy this little ****** on his knees and then you had to step in and ruin it. Take your little white hankey of peace and shove it up your ***. Damn English! Always sticking up for the bad guys.
No! No! Let's not send in troops to aid in the knock down of the evil terrorisitic government. Lets wait till its all over and then want a piece of the pie... Blah blah blah. You guys never were able to choose the right guy to back...

See my signature Katie? Case in point.

The British did support us. There is a significant contingent of British troops in Iraq as I type. They were there since the beginning.

Pay attention.

I've actually only hijacked accounts of sockpuppets, Thundra (long story, see the old ubb forums if you want to know) and Mren once or twice to retrieve his account. A few others for the latter reason as well.

second!

For all their flaws (and being of Irish extraction I could, but won't, name many) the English have been as steadfast an ally to the Americans as you could possibly want.

On 9/12, at the changing of the guard at Buckingham Palace,just after the Trade Centers and Pentagon were struck, they played The Star Spangled Banner in tribute, rather than God Save the Queen. It may have been just a gesture, but it was a meaningful one (to me at least).

If you want someone who's wishy-washy, conniving and waffling to pick on, just use the French. Nobody does duplicity like the French.

Maybe I'm a rube and just fell off the turnip truck, but the prospect of Kao hacking into my account and utilizing my name just does not incite any fear or discomfort in my sin blackened heart. And while I can imagine him easily doing so should he unexpectedly choose to, even if he were inclined to hack a nobody like me, the worst thing that'd occur is my post count would rapidly shoot up, culminating in a brief explosion of spray like a cork released under the water.

Sadly, this is much like my wife's experiences with my sexual performance: a rush to get to where I'm going, a quick but showy finale, and deep, restful slumber on the placid sea of my mattress.

Indeed, this is to be my next book's title, My Life as a Bobber.

I guess what I'm saying, Twisted, is that the basis for your qualms about Kao commandeering your password for the intent of mischiefmaking is rather remote. Relax and enjoy the spectacle of e-peens being being wielded and flaunted at each other as their owners don gruesome tribal masks and body paint to win the admiring gaze of the woman with the bone in her nose: Katie. The fearsome shrieks and howls accompanying the banging of genitalia against shields are for her benefit, not yours, and are designed to help her choose a suitable mate. The virile young internet warrior who manages to impress this fine speciman of aboriginal womanhood will enter into the Halls of Glory, whereupon her impressively wide pelvis and childrearing musculature will eek out a fresh howl of triumph from our hero and a new generation of toothless inbreds, errr, warriors will trod upon the earth.

Totem

Totem, I think you should start writing stories too. We could have "Kao stories v. Totem stories" threads.

My qualm with Kao's hacking ability isn't that he can hack into my account and publicize my information. Who cares. My qualm is that he uses this ability to indirectly threaten people. That is a misuse (is that a word?) of intellect. If Kao really wanted to get at people, he should do it like every other member of this forum (except Taco).

you know skeet...i was trying to stay out of this now..but since you can't seem to keep your mental diseases in check..



yes that was me...and escape if you may into a pedophiles dream of 10 year olds on a playground (sicko), noone here missed you. and those childlike insults are not part of the dream...your actually using them...and they suck.



*gasp* get the f*ck out?!? you mean all those lame picture messages that were semi-funny at first but now are as old as the smell of B.O. when you walk by are YOUR thing? aren't you just the coolest thing.



this could only be an invitation for me to come back and make you look like a schmuck again. so you got it. I'm glad you missed me so much you couldn't see me stay away...thats sweet..repulsive, but sweet in a "******-trying-to-get-attention" sort of way.

now go play in traffic or something..

EDIT: now come back with some grammatical exploitations or rewording quotes from my post with some name-calling..cuz thats obviously all you have as of late.

Edited, Tue Mar 16 18:58:56 2004 by Empyre

again?


Once again, pot... kettle... black.

Actually, I did write some stories here at Alla when Totem was Pusbag, allbeit rather poorly. Granted, it was with the assistance of others who were supposed to provide parallel and concurrent plotlines of their own characters, but the problem lay in that everyone wanted resolution to the story within the few short paragraphs they wrote, wherein their hero always was glowing from the hardwon-but-ultimately-victorious battle against the evil Emperor Pusbag. Their dewy eyes glistened in the sunset as they placed a heavy boot on the now prone form of a defeated troll, content in the knowledge that Good Always Triumphs Over Evil.

I struggled to make it work-- and even had a hit rate of about 1,500 a day to my journal, thus earning a free premium membership from Alla --but the storyline collasped from its' own weight due to two page cliffhangers written by yours truly and promptly snuffed in two four sentence paragraphs by my contributors.

I envisioned a plotline extending several months, where the only rules were we couldn't kill each other's protagonists (although secondary characters were fair game) and in the greater framework of the story Pusbag was the the main evil antagonist against whom the rest of the good guys could fight or the bad guys could align themselves with or connive against.

As for Kao and his alleged misuse of his computer abilities, I tend to view him as utilizing a skillset available to him. Just as I write with some modicum of success, he hacks equally as well. Neither of us tend to actually employ these talents to the detriment of others, but if pushed, can and might do so.

I think the core issue is what is considered an offense worthy of earning such treatment. Clearly Pum is deserving of some punishment, especially considering the written word is not sufficient to make him remember his place in the pecking order, so perhaps some extracurricular beatings are necessary. I would view them as the internet version of an after-school detention wherein Pum is forced to write lines or clean chalkboard erasers. After all, when I verbally berate someone so badly that they leave this board permanently isn't that the same thing? In that way, so as I am to the written word, Kao is to the programming code.

I can understand Pat's position. I can understand why he dislikes what Kao can/could do. But I can easily see someone taking the very same stance against me for writing as I do. And in this particular case extreme measures are needed against an extremely offensive transgressor. So rather than ask a normally benign Kao to stop, the onus should be on a malicious Pum to stop, thus preventing Kao from doing something which he would rather not do. Pum's freedom to swing his fist ends at the tip of our nose, and sadly, he elected to ignore this truism. Now he apparently will pay the price.

/shrugs

Don't blame Kao for reacting after being punched in the shnozze. Blame Pum for acting the fool and doing what he knows not to do. You play with fire, you end up getting burned. It's as simple as that.

Totem

/nod Totem gets it.

On a mostly unrelated note, Totem, if you ever want to try a colaborative work again, let me know, I'm game.

Im just glad my high jack worked. Was tired of reading the did not/did so bs.

Me too. I've always liked to read fantasy, but writing it would be a cool experience too.

My sense of humor is very dry, yes. Give yourself a cookie. But if it's a waste of your breath to reply to me, then WHY DO YOU REPLY TO ME?!? Jeez, this is like another game of Lasttm.