Captain Justice!Follow

As many of you are aware, I don't flame Katielynn (also known as The Glorious Cherrabwyn). Why?

Because a good joke is ruined with overexposure, and flaming Katie is the board equivalent of asking why the chicken crossed the road. She's become so accustomed to the rhetorical sodomy she is subjected to daily that she doesn't even flinch when the verbal icepick is thrust betwixt her thighs. One might think that such a numbness of the ego is, in itself, worthy of criticism- personally, I'd be embarassed if my icepick was so small it couldn't be felt.

I've spent a fair amount of time attempting to understand her, and I regret to say that as of yet, my attempts to unravel the mystery of Katie's soupy mess of a psyche, have met only with failure. I have, however, discovered that I admire her. She makes no apologies for who and what she is, she's always honest, never self-aggrandizes, and has proven time and time again that although her house amongst the clouds may appear to be made of glass, no stone we throw is capable of even chipping its transparent paint.

I can't help but feel a little disappointed every time I see certain posters attack her without provocation. If you're an idiot, feel free to continue flaming Katie. But if you take yourself seriously, I hope you reconsider before flaming her.

There is more talent on this board now than ever before, despite what the old-timers may tell you. I'm not going to name names, because I don't want anyone to get the impression I'm looking for another circle-jerk, but you know who you are.

If you want to flame someone, pick someone that hasn't been flamed a gazillion times already, or at least someone who has the desire and interest in responding with a volley of their own. By attacking Katie, you're limiting yourselves; both because nothing you have to say about her can possibly be original, and because the battle will end before it's begun- and climaxing 10 seconds into a three hour flick makes for a pretty dull movie-going experience.

If Katie were a moon, and insults were comets, her surface would have long since deteriorated from the crater-covered satellite she was in her board youth, to the dwindling cloud of lingering, infinitesimal, dust particles she is today. And really, if I wanted to watch dust all day long, I'd stick an endoscope into my man-magnet and watch as the dirty little particles collected on the interior walls of my flesh-treasure.

I'm not trying to come off as a hero, God knows I'd have a better chance of being elected the governor of Texas after coming out of the closet than I would of convincing you guys I actually had any dignity or principles. And I'm not doing this because I feel sorry for Katie, who undoubtedly couldn't care less.

Why then did I do this? Well, originally I planned to threaten anybody that flamed Katie with a flame of my own, and then I realized how incredibly tiring it would become flaming 30 people a day. So I opted just to write this fascinating, yet utterly pointless, missive.


Edited, Sun Feb 29 02:15:30 2004 by Thundra

I have long contended that Katielynn has been given a raw deal from the majority of this board. While I have at times been complicit in the beatdowns, I too, recognise that she has a particular sweetness that is an acquired taste. She is, as you have said, Thundra, without guile or pretention, and displays a brutal sense of frankness which I suspect is at the core of what makes people turn on her.

All that aside, I like her. I genuinely do. My impression of her is that she would defend you tooth and nail once she considered you a friend and would sacrifice her own welfare in an instant for yours if the situation called for it.

So what if she can't articulate as well as some others on this board? She'd be in good company considering the vast morass that constitutes what passes for interesting reading material here. So give her a break, folks. Whatdya say?

Totem

Hmm, maybe I haven't been reading the threads thoroughly enough, but this seems a little out of left field to me. Why the sudden urge to defend Katie?

Personally, I find Katie's position on this board to be a little bit of a no-win situation. She is flamed for speaking her mind, blunty and brashly as is her style, yet to change it would only be giving in to the hordes of people who flame her.

If she stops being so disruptive, then she has been sussed by the flamers (hey, keep your mind out of the gutter). If she stops posting and, oh say, goes and kills herself, as many people have blatently told her to do, she has also let them win. Her only choice is to continue to post in her frank yet refreshing manner and continue to **** people off.

With all that said, I'd like to say that she pisses me off too, but some times a good arguement feels much better that any circle-jerking, even if it is with the master CJers of the forum.

So keep it up Katie, you stinking ***** -=P

Can't we all just get along?

/throws up

What makes you think Katie doesn't like being flamed? The only time she is even remotely interesting is when she's defending herself.

Angua, I don't think California suits you. You seem to be becoming the female equivalent of Mren- the type of person that is happy only when they get to **** on something. As this affliction seems to be relatively new - or so it appeas - I can only blame the metamorphosis on your new surroundings.

Naysayers who say nay for no reason other than to say nay, are fu[i][/i]cking gay- but not the type of gay that is likely to become the basis of a reality TV show on the Fox, Bravo, or Lifetime networks.

You are absolutely right, Angua. It's not just a coincidence.

I don't want to see anyone, much less gifted flamers, burying the usual garbage that is posted here, on this board, beneath a layer of tired and unimaginative prostitution, meth, and trailer park jokes.

I'm not opposed to such jokes ordinarily, only when they are targeted against the same person for the one bazillionth time. Only a talentless gayrod would choose to use Katie as a whipping boy.

Taco really did beat the proverbial stuffing out of Katie a million years ago. And he's done the same from time to time, just to stay in practice. What I have a problem with is the fact that there are a mountain of cowardly nancy-boys on the board who, after seeing Taco's effortless ego-bashing in action, have sought to emulate his success by picking up where he left off, and kicking Katie while she's laying helplessly in the prone position.

And such is how Katie has remaained for 2 or 3 years, the recipient of countless beatings from countless board cowards who are desperate to mollycoddle their limp noodles and sense of self-worth by picking on a victim of cruel fate.

So in other words, "do what I say, not what I do"?



I don't see why this would be tiresome, I think only 2 or 3 of them have written anything above "lame" while attempting to flame Katie, I believe there was once something like "Did any of your Mother's children survive?" floating around at some point. Cutting indeed.



How about I just go eat some hey? I can make things out of clay and lay by the bay, I just may, whadaya say?



Yo, ******** she wasn't being nice to you, those were bad things being said about you.

You smell like elbows. ELBOWS!!!

There's your originality.

Blah blah blah blah...blah..blah!

Blah blah blah blahblah blah blahhhhhh.

Thanks, Katie, for enlightening us...yet again.

what do you mean alwayslost?

No, I was not implying that you and Skeeter are one and the same. He just trys so hard to model himself after you that one has to laugh in the face of his inferiority. Though, I admit from time to time, I still think you may have one or more sock puppets floating around out here.


Hmm..

liar
SYLLABICATION: li·ar
PRONUNCIATION: AUDIO: lr KEY
NOUN: One that tells lies.


Yes, that would sum up pretty much everything he says about me.

truth

PRONUNCIATION: AUDIO: trth KEY
NOUN: Inflected forms: pl. truths (trthz, trths)
1. Conformity to fact or actuality.
2. A statement proven to be or accepted as true.
3. Sincerity; integrity.
4. Fidelity to an original or standard.
5a. Reality; actuality. b. often Truth That which is considered to be the supreme reality and to have the ultimate meaning and value of existence.

See, truth, this is something he cannot hit upon apparently. Try as he might, his stories that are meant to bring embarrasment to me, and enlighten meant to his train of cj'ing are nothing but fictional stories to try to make his stance on me being the white trash illiterate po-dunk Katie look factual. I doubt he can see pass that overly bloated ego of his at this point anyways. Congratulation Thundra! You have made this ego-tistical monster. He's your pet from now until the end. Arent you proud of yourself. You might want to find his leash soon and throw him in the dog house, else he might be sleeping on your thrown of "THUNDRANESS" soon.

You are a moron, in all fact and actuality, and I conform to that.


"Katie is a moron" I'm positive the majority of this board will believe this to be true.


I sincerely think you are a moron.


Tacosid thought you were a moron back in the day, and upon reviewing the evidence, I concur. "Katie is a moron" is the standard today.



Eh, 4 out of 5 aint bad. Although, I am your Queen aren't I?