1. Put your fingers in a fan?
2. Touched your private parts after chopping jalapenos?
3. Eaten something and then wondered what it was?
4. Enjoyed the smell of your own armpit?
5. Used a magnifying glass to burn ants?
6. Eaten something out of the garbage? Or off the floor?
7. Vandalized something?
These are the truly burning issues. So fess up!
Edit: Because me smart.
Edited, Tue Feb 17 17:00:48 2004 by Tare
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Yes to all but #5. I used a magnifying glass. :\
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1. Put your fingers in a fan?
I can Stop a fan with my tongue, it's get at parties!
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2. Touched your private parts after chopping jalapenos?
Someone elses not mine.
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3. Eaten something and then wondered what it was?
Yes, on a blind date.
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4. Enjoyed the smell of your own armpit?
I'm not telling
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5. Used a microscope to burn ants?
Yes, and it got a D from my 8th grade science teacher.
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6. Eaten something out of the garbage? Or off the floor?
Floor, the 15 second rule always applies.
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7. Vandalized something?
Yes, but I was drunk at the time, so it hardly counts.
Moe...the devil is in the details, and the devil is what I'm after, my friend.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
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1. Put your fingers in a fan?
Yep, but only the plastic kind.
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2. Touched your private parts after chopping jalapenos?
No, thank God.
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3. Eaten something and then wondered what it was?
All the time!
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4. Enjoyed the smell of your own armpit?
I don't think I'd say "enjoyed," precisely...
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5. Used a magnifying glass to burn ants?
No, but I watched my brother do it through a haze of six-year old tears.
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6. Eaten something out of the garbage? Or off the floor?
Quick sign of the cross makes it clean!
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7. Vandalized something?
Bathroom stall count?
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1. Put your fingers in a fan?
Yep. Even touched my tongue to a metal post covered in frost as a kid, too. Shhh.
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2. Touched your private parts after chopping jalapenos?
No, but I did rub my eye after licking a drop off some unknown pepper a friend of mine grew.
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3. Eaten something and then wondered what it was?
Reverse the order, then yes.
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4. Enjoyed the smell of your own armpit?
Can't say enjoyed, more like bewildered how I could create such an...interesting...aroma.
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5. Used a magnifying glass to burn ants?
No, I used gas soaked rags.
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6. Eaten something out of the garbage? Or off the floor?
10 second rule nearly always applies. I once had a friend suck spilled beer out of a rug.
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7. Vandalized something?
Egged a church once. Does that count?
1. Put your fingers in a fan?
Celing Fan count?
2. Touched your private parts after chopping jalapenos?
Nope
3. Eaten something and then wondered what it was?
yup
4. Enjoyed the smell of your own armpit?
Good God No
5. Used a magnifying glass to burn ants?
yup
6. Eaten something out of the garbage? Or off the floor?
yup 15 second rule /nod
7. Vandalized something?
Added to some nastyness on a bathroom stall once....
Celing Fan count?
2. Touched your private parts after chopping jalapenos?
Nope
3. Eaten something and then wondered what it was?
yup
4. Enjoyed the smell of your own armpit?
Good God No
5. Used a magnifying glass to burn ants?
yup
6. Eaten something out of the garbage? Or off the floor?
yup 15 second rule /nod
7. Vandalized something?
Added to some nastyness on a bathroom stall once....
1. Put your fingers in a fan?
Sure, if you do it the right way with your fingernail it goes BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. If you do it the wrong way, it may very likely rip said fingernail off.
2. Touched your private parts after chopping jalapenos?
No, but I once got menthol joint and muscle rub on my nads which burned!~
3. Eaten something and then wondered what it was?
Usually when drunk.
4. Enjoyed the smell of your own armpit?
I enjoy odd smells from various unusual body parts. Like smeg.
5. Used a magnifying glass to burn ants?
Never done that actually. I just use a lighter.
6. Eaten something out of the garbage? Or off the floor?
Hmm, "5-second rule" from Mcdonald's springs to mind...
7. Vandalized something?
My brother and I used to paint vulgarities on the side of the basement with mud.
Sure, if you do it the right way with your fingernail it goes BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. If you do it the wrong way, it may very likely rip said fingernail off.
2. Touched your private parts after chopping jalapenos?
No, but I once got menthol joint and muscle rub on my nads which burned!~
3. Eaten something and then wondered what it was?
Usually when drunk.
4. Enjoyed the smell of your own armpit?
I enjoy odd smells from various unusual body parts. Like smeg.
5. Used a magnifying glass to burn ants?
Never done that actually. I just use a lighter.
6. Eaten something out of the garbage? Or off the floor?
Hmm, "5-second rule" from Mcdonald's springs to mind...
7. Vandalized something?
My brother and I used to paint vulgarities on the side of the basement with mud.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
1. Put your fingers in a fan?
Ya but not at high speed. I'm tall so I occasionally get thumped in the head by ceiling fans.
2. Touched your private parts after chopping jalapenos?
Ouch! God no I'd remember that.
3. Eaten something and then wondered what it was?
Yes. I remember a restaurant in Paris and the menu was like little paragraphs. I had a few dozen french food words on a piece of paper but deciphering it was challenging so I order something with, say, duck and wonder if it *is* duck or just in some sauce flavored with duck, or if I misread the book cause it sure tasted like fish. (My boss took me there and later I took my wife to the same place: I had her order what I had eaten the last time cause I knew it was good and I got something else.)
4. Enjoyed the smell of your own armpit?
5. Used a magnifying glass to burn ants?
Nope.
6. Eaten something out of the garbage? Or off the floor?
Off the floor? Sure - five second rule applies here. I remember making a glorious avocado and cheese sandwich on soudough and the whole thing fell on the floor and I had to clean it up and eat it I could not let it go to waste. But when I was a kid I was picky about things: I tossed an ice cream cone because my kid sister licked it.
7. Vandalized something?
Ya but nothing serious or exciting. Like most, I put grafiti on desks in the library as a kid and somebody replied calling me illiterate for misspelling "hatred". Should have been an early tip off that anonymous posting to the internet would breed a whole generation of grammer *****. I still spell pretty badly.
There. Hope I relieved someone's boredom.
Ya but not at high speed. I'm tall so I occasionally get thumped in the head by ceiling fans.
2. Touched your private parts after chopping jalapenos?
Ouch! God no I'd remember that.
3. Eaten something and then wondered what it was?
Yes. I remember a restaurant in Paris and the menu was like little paragraphs. I had a few dozen french food words on a piece of paper but deciphering it was challenging so I order something with, say, duck and wonder if it *is* duck or just in some sauce flavored with duck, or if I misread the book cause it sure tasted like fish. (My boss took me there and later I took my wife to the same place: I had her order what I had eaten the last time cause I knew it was good and I got something else.)
4. Enjoyed the smell of your own armpit?
5. Used a magnifying glass to burn ants?
Nope.
6. Eaten something out of the garbage? Or off the floor?
Off the floor? Sure - five second rule applies here. I remember making a glorious avocado and cheese sandwich on soudough and the whole thing fell on the floor and I had to clean it up and eat it I could not let it go to waste. But when I was a kid I was picky about things: I tossed an ice cream cone because my kid sister licked it.
7. Vandalized something?
Ya but nothing serious or exciting. Like most, I put grafiti on desks in the library as a kid and somebody replied calling me illiterate for misspelling "hatred". Should have been an early tip off that anonymous posting to the internet would breed a whole generation of grammer *****. I still spell pretty badly.
There. Hope I relieved someone's boredom.
1. Put your fingers in a fan?
What kid hasn't? But have you ever stuffed a small kitten into a sock, and then tied it to the ceiling fan? Good god the horror afterwords. Hell cat.
2. Touched your private parts after chopping jalapenos?
Uhmmm...no. WTF would i be doing touching my balls after chopping jalapenos for? I'm not that sexually twisted.
3. Eaten something and then wondered what it was?
Every time I eat at a certain friends house. I swear to god, I think he is the reason the strays around there go missing.
4. Enjoyed the smell of your own armpit?
Am I a ****** like katie? I don't think so.
5. Used a magnifying glass to burn ants?
Nope. I was too busy being cruel to people to bother with the insects. (Cats however are another story. They are the spawn of satan, I swear to god.)
6. Eaten something out of the garbage? Or off the floor?
Garbage? Not that I can remember. Ahh, the teenage years...one big foggy f'ucking haze.
Off the floor. Several times.
7. Vandalized something?
It involved a church, a wheelchair, and a fire extinguisher.
What kid hasn't? But have you ever stuffed a small kitten into a sock, and then tied it to the ceiling fan? Good god the horror afterwords. Hell cat.
2. Touched your private parts after chopping jalapenos?
Uhmmm...no. WTF would i be doing touching my balls after chopping jalapenos for? I'm not that sexually twisted.
3. Eaten something and then wondered what it was?
Every time I eat at a certain friends house. I swear to god, I think he is the reason the strays around there go missing.
4. Enjoyed the smell of your own armpit?
Am I a ****** like katie? I don't think so.
5. Used a magnifying glass to burn ants?
Nope. I was too busy being cruel to people to bother with the insects. (Cats however are another story. They are the spawn of satan, I swear to god.)
6. Eaten something out of the garbage? Or off the floor?
Garbage? Not that I can remember. Ahh, the teenage years...one big foggy f'ucking haze.
Off the floor. Several times.
7. Vandalized something?
It involved a church, a wheelchair, and a fire extinguisher.
No, no, yes, no, no, no, yes.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Yes, no, yes, yes (Zizanie! Makes even grubby bastards like me smell good), no, yes, yes.
1. Put your fingers in a fan?
putting my fingers in the fan would interupt my "making Darth Vador voices" in the fan time and that's just too important to give up for any fan poking...
2. Touched your private parts after chopping jalapenos?
***blink blink****
3. Eaten something and then wondered what it was?
I'm from the south...not only do we wonder what it is...but from which road it was scraped off of...
4. Enjoyed the smell of your own armpit?
No...but thanks to the diebetes medication my hubby's pits smell like maple syrup!
5. Used a magnifying glass to burn ants?
Hell no, takes too long! Ant hill + gasoline + match = much more fun
6. Eaten something out of the garbage? Or off the floor?
Floor. There is a 15 second rule allowing floor touched food to still be acceptable for consumption...There is no rule that I'm aware of that can spare food from the garbage.
7. Vandalized something?
No!
Well...just that once...oh and that other time too...ok three...but just the three...er six times...so yeah but only six or ten times..
putting my fingers in the fan would interupt my "making Darth Vador voices" in the fan time and that's just too important to give up for any fan poking...
2. Touched your private parts after chopping jalapenos?
***blink blink****
3. Eaten something and then wondered what it was?
I'm from the south...not only do we wonder what it is...but from which road it was scraped off of...
4. Enjoyed the smell of your own armpit?
No...but thanks to the diebetes medication my hubby's pits smell like maple syrup!
5. Used a magnifying glass to burn ants?
Hell no, takes too long! Ant hill + gasoline + match = much more fun
6. Eaten something out of the garbage? Or off the floor?
Floor. There is a 15 second rule allowing floor touched food to still be acceptable for consumption...There is no rule that I'm aware of that can spare food from the garbage.
7. Vandalized something?
No!
Well...just that once...oh and that other time too...ok three...but just the three...er six times...so yeah but only six or ten times..
[quote=Tare]1. Put your fingers in a fan?
Yes, I am always touching things I am not supposed to.
2. Touched your private parts after chopping jalapenos?
There is a story behind this question. Believe it.
3. Eaten something and then wondered what it was...
Last night. Started eating it before I had any idea what it was.
4. Enjoyed the smell of your own armpit?
I do like the smell of a guy after working out. Very ripe, and yummy.
5. Used a magnifying glass to burn ants?
No..but my brothers did.
6. Eaten something out of the garbage? Or off the floor?
Both sadly. I am a sorry individual.
7. Vandalized something?
Hmmm..not really, although I often feel the compulsion to. I do not know what.
These are the truly burning issues. So fess up!
Edit: Because me smart.
Yes, I am always touching things I am not supposed to.
2. Touched your private parts after chopping jalapenos?
There is a story behind this question. Believe it.
3. Eaten something and then wondered what it was...
Last night. Started eating it before I had any idea what it was.
4. Enjoyed the smell of your own armpit?
I do like the smell of a guy after working out. Very ripe, and yummy.
5. Used a magnifying glass to burn ants?
No..but my brothers did.
6. Eaten something out of the garbage? Or off the floor?
Both sadly. I am a sorry individual.
7. Vandalized something?
Hmmm..not really, although I often feel the compulsion to. I do not know what.
These are the truly burning issues. So fess up!
Edit: Because me smart.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
1. Put your fingers in a fan?
Yes. There is a reason all my computer case fans have fan guards now.
2. Touched your private parts after chopping jalapenos?
No, however I did once touch my eye after chopping a capsazian pepper.
3. Eaten something and then wondered what it was?
ugh. Laberkase. It's like spam, but it's still alive
4. Enjoyed the smell of your own armpit?
Nope. Have very little sense of smell after years of allergies.
5. Used a magnifying glass to burn ants?
Spiders. The ******* deserved it!
6. Eaten something out of the garbage? Or off the floor?
Floor - 10 second rule! (it was a really good cookie)
7. Vandalized something?
Inanimate objects feel pain. I have been known to occasionally exicute a particularily stubborn and obsolete piece of computer hardware from time to time.
Yes. There is a reason all my computer case fans have fan guards now.
2. Touched your private parts after chopping jalapenos?
No, however I did once touch my eye after chopping a capsazian pepper.
3. Eaten something and then wondered what it was?
ugh. Laberkase. It's like spam, but it's still alive
4. Enjoyed the smell of your own armpit?
Nope. Have very little sense of smell after years of allergies.
5. Used a magnifying glass to burn ants?
Spiders. The ******* deserved it!
6. Eaten something out of the garbage? Or off the floor?
Floor - 10 second rule! (it was a really good cookie)
7. Vandalized something?
Inanimate objects feel pain. I have been known to occasionally exicute a particularily stubborn and obsolete piece of computer hardware from time to time.
1. Put your fingers in a fan?
I too can stop a fan with my tounge, RAR!
2. Touched your private parts after chopping jalapenos?
No....does this happen?
3. Eaten something and then wondered what it was?
I like to try new foods, but I know what they are before I eat them.
4. Enjoyed the smell of your own armpit?
Err no.
5. Used a magnifying glass to burn ants?
We used to arange ant "Wars" when we were young. In Cally their were two types of ants the little black ones and the big red ones. Collect about 50 red ones, make a circle out of a piece of hardened plastic. Release the red ones and watch em battle!
6. Eaten something out of the garbage? Or off the floor?
10 second rule.
7. Vandalized something?
Broken a few windows when I was a kid being stupid.
I too can stop a fan with my tounge, RAR!
2. Touched your private parts after chopping jalapenos?
No....does this happen?
3. Eaten something and then wondered what it was?
I like to try new foods, but I know what they are before I eat them.
4. Enjoyed the smell of your own armpit?
Err no.
5. Used a magnifying glass to burn ants?
We used to arange ant "Wars" when we were young. In Cally their were two types of ants the little black ones and the big red ones. Collect about 50 red ones, make a circle out of a piece of hardened plastic. Release the red ones and watch em battle!
6. Eaten something out of the garbage? Or off the floor?
10 second rule.
7. Vandalized something?
Broken a few windows when I was a kid being stupid.
Ok Tare, since you are sooo cute (
) I will fess up.
One morning I put my fingers in a fan, it hurt so bad that I had to touch my private parts after chopping jalapenos, just to take my mind off it. To distract myself from the burning ********* I ate the something off the floor and then wondered what it was. While I was bent over my feast on the floor I noticed how sweet my armpit smelled. I was so happy that I decided to burn ants with a magnifying glass. When that did not satisfy my appetite for destruction, I set out to vandalized something.
) I will fess up. One morning I put my fingers in a fan, it hurt so bad that I had to touch my private parts after chopping jalapenos, just to take my mind off it. To distract myself from the burning ********* I ate the something off the floor and then wondered what it was. While I was bent over my feast on the floor I noticed how sweet my armpit smelled. I was so happy that I decided to burn ants with a magnifying glass. When that did not satisfy my appetite for destruction, I set out to vandalized something.
1. Put your fingers in a fan?
Yup Brrrrr <yowch!!> Brrrrrr <yowch> Brrrr, rince repeat
2. Touched your private parts after chopping jalapenos?
Happily No....
3. Eaten something and then wondered what it was?
Sure and was quite surprised just how tasty it was
4. Enjoyed the smell of your own armpit?
My armpit smells of Roses and fine wine ..... ok maybe not
5. Used a magnifying glass to burn ants?
Sadly my neighbourhood is ant free so i was robbed of what seems to be a truely satisfing experiance.
6. Eaten something out of the garbage? Or off the floor?
I concur with the afore-mentioned 10 second rule
7. Vandalized something?
never felt the urge too, does this make me less human i don't know?.....
Edited, Wed Feb 18 07:30:16 2004 by tarv
Yup Brrrrr <yowch!!> Brrrrrr <yowch> Brrrr, rince repeat
2. Touched your private parts after chopping jalapenos?
Happily No....
3. Eaten something and then wondered what it was?
Sure and was quite surprised just how tasty it was
4. Enjoyed the smell of your own armpit?
My armpit smells of Roses and fine wine ..... ok maybe not
5. Used a magnifying glass to burn ants?
Sadly my neighbourhood is ant free so i was robbed of what seems to be a truely satisfing experiance.
6. Eaten something out of the garbage? Or off the floor?
I concur with the afore-mentioned 10 second rule
7. Vandalized something?
never felt the urge too, does this make me less human i don't know?.....
Edited, Wed Feb 18 07:30:16 2004 by tarv
1. Put your fingers in a fan?
Yup yup, also enjoyed talking into the fan. Luuukkkeee IIIII aaammmm yyyoooouuuuurrrr ffaaaatthheeeerrrrr!
2. Touched your private parts after chopping jalapenos?
No, but somehow this intrigues me now.
3. Eaten something and then wondered what it was?
I do everytime I eat hotdogs...yum!
4. Enjoyed the smell of your own armpit?
Not that I can remember.
5. Used a magnifying glass to burn ants?
I was never patient enough to use that. A can of hairspray and a lighter did the trick for me!
6. Eaten something out of the garbage? Or off the floor?
Garbage, no. Floor, always..the 5 second rule!
7. Vandalized something?
Plead the 5th...
Yup yup, also enjoyed talking into the fan. Luuukkkeee IIIII aaammmm yyyoooouuuuurrrr ffaaaatthheeeerrrrr!
2. Touched your private parts after chopping jalapenos?
No, but somehow this intrigues me now.
3. Eaten something and then wondered what it was?
I do everytime I eat hotdogs...yum!
4. Enjoyed the smell of your own armpit?
Not that I can remember.
5. Used a magnifying glass to burn ants?
I was never patient enough to use that. A can of hairspray and a lighter did the trick for me!
6. Eaten something out of the garbage? Or off the floor?
Garbage, no. Floor, always..the 5 second rule!
7. Vandalized something?
Plead the 5th...
1. Put your fingers in a fan?
Yes. She was the club President
2. Touched your private parts after chopping jalapenos?
No. I stopped touching myself before I finished chopping the jalapenos.
3. Eaten something and then wondered what it was?
Yes. (See #1)
4. Enjoyed the smell of your own armpit?
NO!
5. Used a magnifying glass to burn ants?
Yes. But I prefered the bugs that would pop when you cooked them.
6. Eaten something out of the garbage? Or off the floor?
Yes. To both
7. Vandalized something?
How much monetary damage is required for it to be considered Vandalizing?
Yes. She was the club President
2. Touched your private parts after chopping jalapenos?
No. I stopped touching myself before I finished chopping the jalapenos.
3. Eaten something and then wondered what it was?
Yes. (See #1)
4. Enjoyed the smell of your own armpit?
NO!
5. Used a magnifying glass to burn ants?
Yes. But I prefered the bugs that would pop when you cooked them.
6. Eaten something out of the garbage? Or off the floor?
Yes. To both
7. Vandalized something?
How much monetary damage is required for it to be considered Vandalizing?
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