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It is somewhat of a hopeless struggle with some of these people Pat. There are many posting here...and this thread has brought out the best...of the "boy that sure did suck. Is that all you got?" crowd.

These people need no evidence, don't need to refute any point, but their mantra never changes.

In my time posting here (not a reference to make me seem superior) I have probably had 30 people I could list that have posted in this style and another 15 that have used the old "Tacosid is a has been" motiff. If given ample time I can refute these baboons in masse, but recently I have really been hard pressed to visit this forum for more than about 10 minutes a day.

The situation with Moe is tricky as he is using the one ploy that works against me. Silence. If he does not post a bunch, especially in response to my criticism, then I will have difficulty doing what I had planned. Once again with unlimited time (like back when I worked a desk job) I could infuriate Moe enough by inudating the board with his moronicisms and thus spring the trap of getting him to answer me over and over again.

All in all I have to say it is one thing to be a relative mook and uncreative poster like moe, but an entirely different thing to be one of the half wits that come to his aid and defend him.

Tacosid

How can it not with your incisive and illuminating contributions Leiany?



The eternal message board paradox. Leiany tires, and yet she reads.

Edited, Mon Mar 1 08:50:50 2004 by Patrician

That's one of the things you have to figure out for yourself here Leiany, who are the assasins and who are the rats. Once you get that down, then you can start to plan your attacks. All in good time my dear, all in good time.

Sorry 'bout the hijack. You can go back to beating eachother with your words now.

Edited, Mon Mar 1 11:55:37 2004 by TwiztidSamurai

I wouldn't post on this thread, Moeb, except that I am intent on keeping Taco's feet to the fire with my countdown. It is a rare occasion when someone of note from this board makes a statement of such eye-opening grandosity as what he did. After all, it's no great thing to pummel the lesser verbally gifted posters here, but to make the claim that he will reduce an obviously talented writer to the level of Rob:) ...

...well! That needs to be bumped on a daily basis. Hence my meddling in yours and Tacosid's affairs.

Totem

Tacosito, Tacosito. That you consider me anything in this forum is relatively humorous. Little at all for me is still more than you, so consider yourself non-entitied. As for better when you are around, I will give you that. Things are better when you are here in the same way that they are better when Smash is being an idiot. Just another person for me to point at and laugh. I will admit, there was a time when I considered you to be something of a personality, someone whose posts I should make an effort to stop by and read. Now, having seen how impotent you really are, I can see that there’s nothing that special there.

The leet pron thing, yeah, not the worlds most witty line, but fairly appropriate in its usage. Say what you will, but dry humor that skids over your head like a smooth stone on a deep mountain pool is leaps and bounds ahead of you. The funniest thing you have said in months is that you could make me appear to be Katie’s intellectual inferior in three weeks.

You called me out, Tacosito. Never let it be forgotten. You are accomplishing making someone look foolish, but only yourself in your hubris. You see, you lack what I like to refer to as follow through. Maybe you are a little more accomplished in real life, but typing at a keyboard in the glow of a computer screen, you lack. This will continue to go poorly for you, and you will throw out more equivocations like this. You haven’t got the power between your ears to make me look foolish, because I won’t give in. You can’t control the situation, so you will, ultimately, lose and go away. You will sulk and moan and complain that I didn’t post enough, or you had too many other people to deal with or any number of other excuses as to why you couldn’t accomplish your task. In the end, though, your big words will be like act of an old Eskimo, pushing himself out in to the sea on his block of ice.

I have, and will continue to do so, responded in a timely manner. You keep making baseless statements and dropping the heavy artillery on me. Like a toothless lion, you can do no harm. Unless, of course, you count the saliva you leave after gumming me.

This would be a good starting line for a poem you could write in my honor. Since you are disinclined to do so, I will construct it for you.

Tacosito, Tacosito
His writing style is really neato
He chewed me up like a burrito
and swatted me like a mosquito.



I agree. Hell the fact that I have even noticed you at all is a minor miracle. Maybe not humorous, but a miracle.



Eh?



When two or more posters agree it makes kaolian smile. I think I improve the situation, you think it too. Goody.



So other than myself, Smash is the biggest idiot here. Indeed. So the real brains of this joint are people like yourself and tarv..while smash and I are the idiots of this forum. You can honestly say that with a straight face.



I am such a has been. My talent has waned. I did not appreciate the glory years of 2002 and 2003. If only I had known in my wasted youth that my ability would slip through my fingers like sand through an hour glass. Oh the tragedy.



We agree again. Kaolian is going to have a sore mouth.



Dry? That was dry humor? Do you realize the definition of dry humor?



And the funniest thing you have said...never mind I can not think of anything.



Ack! But you use to love me! You even said so!



Its going poorly for me? Tarv tell you that or is it an original thought?



Timely? Sure I can give you that. Moreover I seem to have your attention again. So good. I think I have like 17 days or so left.

Tacosid

Edited, Mon Mar 1 20:38:04 2004 by Tacosid

Edited, Mon Mar 1 20:38:49 2004 by Tacosid

Hey fell! What is that brown spot on your nose? You may want to wash that off, the stench you've filled this room with is atrocious.

This is exactly my point. Even someone I have gone out of my way to make miserable points out the fact that without my presence this forum suffers. Katie has no reason to like me at all, yet she is quick to point out my talents. In this I applaud her for her for an uncommon show of intelligence and taste.

Plus like her or not, She has made an impact of sorts on this forum. Unlike many others that post here.

Tacosid

Edited, Mon Mar 1 23:49:14 2004 by Tacosid

Oh! Good one! Did you have to think about that long? I hope not seeing as how its been used a billion times! Come on queen. I thought you were a big shot. You know you wanna throw that stone! Bring it baby, not much you can say that will get near this thick skin.

Still reading?

In a hurry and I can not go into a lengthy retort.

1) I liked the poem. One of the best poetic answers I have read. Good work.

2) You can say that I have offered no argument at all, but then again that is the argument of most of the simpletons before you. Its the same old song...different artist, but the same words and the same tune.

3) Now you are falling back on your criticism of smash. Ok. When he made his big exit from the forum he cited yours truly as the only person able to get the best of him. Given it was a kinda 50/50 give and take..but there you have it. I don't recall him lauding the skill and prowess of moebius. Of course you may not have been around then...I don't remember.

4) So you are actually going to stick to the idea that I am a posting has-been? Is there really any sense to that? I suppose if I had gotten into an accident and suffered head trauma then perhaps...but really claiming that I am less of a poster than I used to be also puts you into the same category as the dozens of simpletons that serve as your predecessors here.

5) I was going by Totem's countdown. I really don't give a rat's *** what the date is and if he had not been posting it daily I would not have paid attention. If you say 9 days, then 9 days it is.

Tacosid

Let me begin with a thank you.

That being said, I have to go back to a little concept called consensus. While certain glaring examples exist in history to tell us that consensus is not always an indication of truth, it bears saying that it is by and large an accurate indicator. If I am the latest in what I can only presume to be a long line of people considering you to be a boorish, self-absorbed, narcissistic and infantile little man who can’t back up an argument to save his life, so be it. I imagine there will be others that come to that conclusion when I am done with you, as well.

Reading comprehension is your friend. My previous post does nothing to criticize Smash. It simply points out the flaw in him that is unfortunate, at best. That he considers you his intellectual equal is, well, indicative of the effects of a learning disability. It’s not his fault, in other words. That you can come back from an absence of months and start right in in typical Tacosito fashion with “It’s all crap” is a sign of a true egomaniac. And then, to call me out, someone whose true proficiency with the written word rises to the heights as to sit on the knee of Old Grey Beard himself, is laughable. You, a dilapidated old barn by the side of a country road, a ramshackle outhouse forgotten by modernity, a crumbling stone edifice that may once have housed a king, are a dinosaur. You’re a washed up old pitcher telling stories about the day you struck out the mighty Casey.

You go by whatever count you like. You couldn’t touch me in a year, much less the three weeks stood on your chair like an idiot and proposed. You can’t touch me because I don’t rattle.