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Hey! Tares a Cutie!!
Delurking just to say..
Tare is a hotie!!!
Tare is a hotie!!!
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And I don't know whether to be complimented or not...
Yes. You can feel complimented. The first part was supposed to be taken a little on the humorous side.
Tare! I'm glad to see the look in your eye matches the tone of your posts. Yay!!!
I Looove pictures. Twizted?
I Looove pictures. Twizted?
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Tare! I'm glad to see the look in your eye matches the tone of your posts. Yay!!!
That was sorta what I meant by the pretty much what I expected remark. I am just not as eloquent as our diminutive friend the flea.
Well, Flea, if you love pictures so much, let's have 'em!
I want to see if the look in your eye matches the tone of your posts.
Btw, I only reposted because you said please so nicely. You little cutie!
I want to see if the look in your eye matches the tone of your posts.
Btw, I only reposted because you said please so nicely. You little cutie!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
I don't have a picture on me, but leave me an email and I'll email you one tommorrow (gotta scan it).
Edited, Tue Feb 17 11:46:58 2004 by Atomicflea
Edited, Tue Feb 17 11:46:58 2004 by Atomicflea
You can e-mail me at tare@allakhazam.com...
And hey, throw one of Skeet in there too, would you? I need to know if he is Mexican...
Edited, Tue Feb 17 11:51:59 2004 by Tare
And hey, throw one of Skeet in there too, would you? I need to know if he is Mexican...
Edited, Tue Feb 17 11:51:59 2004 by Tare
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
HA! Oh, he definetly is a Mexi-can...
RAWR!
RAWR!
Somehow, I had a feeling you'd say that. 
Heh!
Edited, Tue Feb 17 11:58:54 2004 by Tare
Heh! Edited, Tue Feb 17 11:58:54 2004 by Tare
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Tare, if the Ebony Beauty is not you then, who is she? And does she know that you are putting her out there for us all to ogle?
Oy to the Vey.
I thought we were stopping all this nice stuff? I'm confused.
I thought we were stopping all this nice stuff? I'm confused.
I googled her. It's not my fault that Ebony Beauty posted pics of herself, topless, on the Internet. But it looked so damn funny.. her face looks so sincere...and her pose is so, well, posed. I love it!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
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I thought we were stopping all this nice stuff? I'm confused.
No, for Katie's sake. You were supposed to stop all the nice stuff. As the leader of this xenophobic regime, it is your duty to katie with all of the new katie-tards who pop their head in asking dumb-**** questions.
We, on the other hand, are enjoying the mutual hand jobs inherant to the circle jerk.
I was hoping that it was someone you knew in real life. I was having fun thinking of how the conversation might go....
Tare: Hey Janet, you know that pic of you naked... you know the one. Well lets just say...
Janet: What!!! NO YOU DIDN'T. I'm a gona kill you *****...
Followed by a really hot Cat Fight.
Sorry, to much time here at work, a under worked imagination will do strange things.
Tare: Hey Janet, you know that pic of you naked... you know the one. Well lets just say...
Janet: What!!! NO YOU DIDN'T. I'm a gona kill you *****...
Followed by a really hot Cat Fight.
Sorry, to much time here at work, a under worked imagination will do strange things.
I seriously laughed out loud at that visual. Imagining me and that chocolate beauty in a really steamy cat fight. Wooo.. is it hot in here?
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
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We, on the other hand, are enjoying the mutual hand jobs inherant to the circle jerk.
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We, on the other hand, are enjoying the mutual hand jobs inherant to the circle jerk.
Well damn, when did I get kicked out of the CJ?
I was one of the founders of the CJ, Thundra and I were CJ'ing back when Smash wasn't a sissy, before Spence came and posted the Big Red ***** everywhere, when Murth embraced his Ralph Wiggum-like Idiocy, Skeeter was KRSkeet, RPzip was around being the little ***** that he is, FOS/SOC was brought up almost daily, and Thundra was around still, doing her damnedest to get banned, with me as her little lackey, rooting her on.
Have I gotten rid of that proverbial monkey on my back? Have you all forgotten the witless, mundane banter I'd plaster all over the forum in hopes of pleasing my CJ buddy?
I suppose those days are gone, I'm now reduced to lurking like so many have done, saving you from seeing "Skeeter" in the recent visitors section, unless I have something worthy of inducing a spewing effect of somebody's diet coke onto their keyboard and/or monitor.
*sigh*
/mourn d1ck and fart
/mourn CJ
Skeeter and Forum = The two young tigers
Thundra = That damn Ape
Think about it.
/mourn the old days
Is that what we are left with? No, I think not.
/mourn your current position
If I recall correctly, you didn't whine too loudly when lauded at the coronation ceremony. It is incumbent on you, as our fearless leader, to present the bold new face we all need to see. It would be frightfully out of whack if our queen was to be an un-veiled member of the collective manual copulation. Buck up, young queen. Stand at the fore and guard us from all evils. Or, relinquish your crown, and put this member back in your capable hands.
Is that what we are left with? No, I think not.
/mourn your current position
If I recall correctly, you didn't whine too loudly when lauded at the coronation ceremony. It is incumbent on you, as our fearless leader, to present the bold new face we all need to see. It would be frightfully out of whack if our queen was to be an un-veiled member of the collective manual copulation. Buck up, young queen. Stand at the fore and guard us from all evils. Or, relinquish your crown, and put this member back in your capable hands.
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Or, relinquish your crown, and put this member back in your capable hands.
I don't think you want that Moe, my hands are pretty big, and well, let's just say we wouldn't want to dwarf your "member".
/with a lithp
Ooh, you know I likthe 'em big and rough.
/lithp off
Far be it from me to allow this to degenerate in to a ruler fest.
/bows out
Ooh, you know I likthe 'em big and rough.
/lithp off
Far be it from me to allow this to degenerate in to a ruler fest.
/bows out
Moe, you are the squinting, smushed up face to my mission statement writing, sunglass wearing, "show me the money" face... You complete me.
I try for witty banter, but really, I had you at "hello", didn't I?
I try for witty banter, but really, I had you at "hello", didn't I?
Hello didn't quite do it, but the d1ck and fart jokes gave me enough wood to fill a fruit loop.
Awwww, Tare. You're pretty. =) Inside and out. rawr!
Ok, enough niceness for one day. Time to go on a homicidal rampage.
Angua wrote:
Awwww, Tare. You're pretty. =) Inside and out. rawr!
/bites bottom lip
I'm so verklempt!
Get ready to be rated up, Angua!
Edited, Tue Feb 17 13:57:38 2004 by Tare
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