It's the Sandlot. I had an old b/f who loved that movie. Jerk.
This never would have happened if your father was alive.
He's dead?
Yes.
And my mother?
She died of pneumonia while -- oh, you were away!
My three brothers?
Died of the plague.
My dog Pogo?
Run over by a carriage.
My goldfish Goldie?
Eaten by the cat.
My cat?
Choked on the goldfish. Oh, it's good to be home, ain't it?
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