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#77 May 13 2004 at 5:51 PM Rating: Decent
Wow nice come back but coming from a guy who looks like this http://www.villagephotos.com/viewpubimage.asp?id_=8625358 it doesn't mean much.

Thanks for playing with the trolls son.
#78 May 13 2004 at 5:54 PM Rating: Decent
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The chronicles of Thomas Covenant the Unbeliever is a awesome trilogy. By Steven R. Donaldson. It's about a modern day leper that gets sucked into a fantasy world. Kinda drives him mad. Lord Fouls Bane is the first book.

Edited, Thu May 13 18:54:51 2004 by hobbitgod
#79 May 13 2004 at 6:01 PM Rating: Decent
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Wow nice come back but coming from a guy who looks like this http://www.villagephotos.com/viewpubimage.asp?id_=8625358 it doesn't mean much.

Thanks for playing with the trolls son.

One, posting a link to a picture of me that's IN MY SIGNATURE pretty much confims my assesment of you as a dumb mother fuc[/b][/b]ker.

Two, the fact that your mother prints out a fresh copy of it every morning and tapes to the inside crotch of her panties while praying to meet me in real life sort of begins to explain your pathetic bitterness.

Let's recap, posting a picture of me that's linked in EVERY FUC[B][/B]KING POST I MAKE in some sort of attempt to insult me fails on many levels. Not the least of which is that I'm a sexy ******* and I haven't seen any pictures of your fat sloppy, banna creame and *** covered **** smoking face platered anywhere recently.

The fact that you stopped jerking off to mine long enough to post it is flattering.

Thanks.



Edited, Thu May 13 19:02:26 2004 by Smasharoo
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#80 May 13 2004 at 6:06 PM Rating: Decent
Your welcome Smash. Too bad abortion still has such a bad rap for it. It's guys like you that make me believe that every ejaculation does not deserve a name.

I would have found a different picture of you Smash but when I typed ugly ******* into google I realized they had nothing on you.
#81 May 13 2004 at 6:33 PM Rating: Decent
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#82 May 13 2004 at 6:37 PM Rating: Decent
I don't know if you're in to dark fantasy novels, but The Coldfire Trilogy (which consists of three books~ Black Sun Rising, When True Night Falls, and Crown of Shadows) is a great series.
#83 May 13 2004 at 6:37 PM Rating: Good
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I want in too. I love to read, but like others, since the discovery of EQ have not done as much reading lately as I would like...

I too like Stephen King and I love The Dark Tower series.

I have read every single Dean Koontz book out to date.

Another of my favorite in fantasy category is by Terry Goodkind...The Sword of Truth series. Very big books and a lot of them in the series. Excellent reading.
#84 May 13 2004 at 6:40 PM Rating: Decent
Okay...I know it's game related, but RA Salvatore's books are friggin killer. Especially the series about Drizzt. Other than that, I'm a Stephen King, Robin Cook, Dean Koontz kinda guy.
#85 May 13 2004 at 6:50 PM Rating: Decent
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Okay, ignoring the e-peen joust going on here, back to books.

I read the Chronicles of Thomas Covenant the Unbeliever when I was in high school. They were good books.

For funny, have you read anything by David Sedaris? Hilariou stuff. Here's a link where you can read a couple pages of one of his books: Me Talk Pretty One Day
#86 May 13 2004 at 7:07 PM Rating: Decent
Salvatore would be the author I read the most of, but many people mentioned his demon war saga, I believe these are better then his drizzt books, and the echos of the forth magic line was also different from his forgotten realm books. Green wood has some decent books describing his mage Elminster that are pretty good. Eddings I like espicially the later ones that have more of an influence by his wife. Tanya Huff has a few good books I enjoyed the Summon the Keeper series. P.N. Elrod has some great vampire books. Those are just a few of the authors I enjoy reading.
#87 May 13 2004 at 7:16 PM Rating: Good
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Actually, I beleive Angua recommended Salvadore to me a few months ago. I just started the Icewind Dale trilogy. Took me a while to get to it as I had a bunch of others stacked up to read first.

I noticed a couple people mentioned the Dark Tower series by King also. That series rocks imo. Looking very much forward to the last 2 books coming out later this year. It's been a long time coming.

Tom Clancy is pretty good, but dry at times. Very in depth into military and political details. It weirded me out when I was reading one about terrorists crashing a plane into the capital and killing the president and most of Congress. Can't recall the title off-hand, but I was reading it when 9/11 happened.

Hunter Thompson is pretty good stuff too. I've read nearly all his books, even his collection of letters.
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#88 May 13 2004 at 7:26 PM Rating: Good
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Tom Clancy is pretty good, but dry at times. Very in depth into military and political details. It weirded me out when I was reading one about terrorists crashing a plane into the capital and killing the president and most of Congress. Can't recall the title off-hand, but I was reading it when 9/11 happened.


Debt of Honor. And it wasn't terrorists (funny how things get changed by the lens of current events and mild coincidence). It was a Japanese airline pilot who was ticked off because his brother was killed as part of a secretly staged coup and attack on US holdings in the Pacific.

Aside from it being a large plane, it had nothing else in common with the 9/11 attacks.
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#89 May 13 2004 at 7:30 PM Rating: Good
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if you liked LOTR books and want one of tolkiens best works plus a challenge, check out The Silmarillion...its basically the history of the elves. some call it dry, but i say its challenging.

i like a lot of Piers Anthony works within the realm of fantasy/sci-fi. kill-o-byte was great and simple, while some of his series' like "Incarnations of Immortality" were a little more challenging and AWESOME.

outside of the fantasy/sci-fi realm, i found Jonathan Douglas to have a few really good pieces...like mind hunter, that dig into the human psych. and put some serious perspective into the minds of criminals through profiling.

Richard North Patterson puts out a few good mystery books too. I really liked Escape the Night.
#90 May 13 2004 at 7:44 PM Rating: Decent
reading..wuts that?
#91 May 13 2004 at 9:01 PM Rating: Decent
Come on Nmuk you cant say you cant read, after all Anne of Green Gables is practically the bible to Canadians.
#92 May 15 2004 at 10:50 PM Rating: Good
Hey Nmuk, did you want to know a secret?

Because I got one, and it is sooo good to hear it.

#93 May 17 2004 at 8:52 AM Rating: Good
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For different type of read, Anne Bishop and Carol Berg write very... uh, dark and intruiging books.

Carol Berg has the Rai'kirah trilogy, and also wrote Song of the Beast and Son of Avonar.

Anne Bishop has The Black Jewels Trilogy (Warning: Includes rape of children, male subordination to a female heirarchy, castration, and something called a "Ring of Obedience".. I'll let you guys figure out what organ that ring may go over. :P But other than that, my very meek and mild roommate enjoyed the books, so that isn't as much a distractor as one may originally assume. And for those concerned, the rape of children thing is mainly insinuated, and not described.) And the main male protagonists are named Saetan, Daemon and Lucivar. I thought that was funny.

In some ways, they're a little predictable, (but then again, most books are to some extent.) but I thought they were a pretty good read.

Edited, Mon May 17 09:52:58 2004 by Kiatrix
#94 May 17 2004 at 9:21 AM Rating: Excellent
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I like pretty much everything I've read by Neal Stephenson (haven't gotten to "Quicksilver" yet) and Terry Pratchett (waiting for "Wee Free Men" to come out in paperback, I'm cheap that way).

If you like funny southern writers, check out "A Short History of a Small Place" by T. R. Pearson. If realistic southern writers is more your thing, try "A Morning for Flamingos" by James Lee Burke. His story lines (brawny alcoholic detective) are predictable but he evokes a sense of place better than anyone else I can name.

For memoirs and autobiographies, I'd recommend "Kissinger" and "Truman". Not sure I believe more than 40% of either of them but they were both well written and thought provoking.

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