Hey Totem, I think I got it, all I have to do is use commas instead of periods and spaces, amazing, to think this whole time I had been using all that un-needed punctuation.
Yes, I agree, I look much smarter when my sentences are long and drawn out, taking on the form of a paragraph, jumping from idea to idea, but justified because I'm still kind of on the same subject.
See, I'm all about change for the better, I've mended my ways Totem, turned a new leaf, took the path less traveled, started a new chapter, "stopping to smell the roses" in each of my sentences now, instead of the usual "wham bam, thank you ma'am", I'm now a lover with a slow hand.
Wootles!