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#1 Jan 30 2004 at 3:16 PM Rating: Decent
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I searched for a thread about this before and I can't find one, so I apologize if this is a repeat...

But I am curious to see, who would you currently vote for?

I am not American, but if I was I would vote for Clark.
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#2 Jan 30 2004 at 3:46 PM Rating: Excellent
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I would vote for Queen Skeet, I think a **** President would be a great role model for all women in America. I believe that a **** President would encourage more girl on girl action. Which is lacking on TV, radio, movies as well as in most peoples daily lives.
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#3 Jan 30 2004 at 3:57 PM Rating: Good
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Wow - I had no idea Skeet was a **** queen, but something tells me she will be a stauch supporter of girl on girl action across the land! Let's the bells ring out! Pull your panties to the side, ladies!

**** it. [/sm]
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#4 Jan 30 2004 at 4:00 PM Rating: Good
This thread has Smasharoo written all over it.
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#5 Jan 30 2004 at 6:49 PM Rating: Decent
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WE settled this a year ago. It'll be Kerry and he'll beat Bush.
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#6 Jan 30 2004 at 7:53 PM Rating: Decent
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something tells me she will be a stauch supporter of girl on girl action across the land!


If this is the case, Skeet has my vote.
#7 Jan 31 2004 at 2:06 AM Rating: Good
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Kerry will win the democratic nomination and then get slaughtered by bush in November.

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#8 Jan 31 2004 at 3:13 AM Rating: Good
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Alright, Smash, I agree with you on one point. Kerry will win the Democratic nomination. Unfortunately, the only Democrat that could've beaten Bush in November is now known for his "I Have a Scream" speech.

Maybe this doesn't mean much coming from a conservative, but I speak the truth.
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#9 Jan 31 2004 at 11:07 AM Rating: Good
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Dean could have never, ever beaten Bush. He is way too liberal and the country is not going to elect someone like that. Kerry stands a much, much better chance.

Unfortunately for liberals, they really did not put anyone up that can honestly beat Bush...even taking away the fact that he currently has over 100 million sitting in the bank for his re-election run.

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#10 Jan 31 2004 at 11:07 AM Rating: Good
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Dean could have never, ever beaten Bush. He is way too liberal and the country is not going to elect someone like that. Kerry stands a much, much better chance.

Unfortunately for liberals, they really did not put anyone up that can honestly beat Bush...even taking away the fact that he currently has over 100 million sitting in the bank for his re-election run.

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#11 Jan 31 2004 at 11:17 AM Rating: Decent
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Who cares?

Were all f*cked anyway.
#12 Jan 31 2004 at 12:25 PM Rating: Decent
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Alright, Smash, I agree with you on one point. Kerry will win the Democratic nomination. Unfortunately, the only Democrat that could've beaten Bush in November is now known for his "I Have a Scream" speech.


That sir, is a baldfaced lie. Dean had no chance to beat Bush. Kerry's allready polling higher than Bush with plenty of time to build momentum and for Bush to get hundred or so more kids killed in Iraq, loose a few million more jobs, spend us into even higher defecits.
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#13 Jan 31 2004 at 2:43 PM Rating: Good
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Ahhh, that's what I like to see. Bend over and take it like a good boy.



Edited, Sat Jan 31 14:44:47 2004 by Tare
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#14 Feb 04 2004 at 4:13 PM Rating: Good
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http://www.vietnamveteransagainstjohnkerry.com/ker_vc_flg.htm

Nice decision there, Kerry. <rollseyes> Nothing like becoming a mouthpiece for an organization backed by our country's enemies.

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#15 Feb 04 2004 at 4:33 PM Rating: Decent
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I don't think I'm even registered to vote. How would I do so?

It would be nice to know about and get involved in such activities, but I just don't have the inclination to do - well, anything.
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#16 Feb 04 2004 at 4:36 PM Rating: Good
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More trouble for Kerry?

http://www.newsmax.com/archives/ic/2004/2/2/124555.shtml

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#17 Feb 04 2004 at 4:37 PM Rating: Good
The worst part is your first registration. Have to go into the DMV. But as long as you don't move all should be fine after that.
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#18 Feb 04 2004 at 4:38 PM Rating: Decent
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Totem:

500 Dead in Iraq.

Millions of lost jobs.

Game set match Kerry.
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#19 Feb 04 2004 at 5:05 PM Rating: Good
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Game set match Kerry.


Are you still assuming, or naively hoping for, a fair and free election?
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#20 Feb 04 2004 at 5:08 PM Rating: Good
I think SNL summed it up pretty nicely with their sketch with Bush Jr. saying "Daddy, this is hard work, when are you going to tell everybody that I won and that I'm the president now?"
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#21 Feb 04 2004 at 5:42 PM Rating: Good
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Imagine the field day the pundits are going to have with Kerry and his jaw that looks like Jay Leno's. I don't know that he can survive and win an national election from the abuse that that's gonna spawn. Think of the political cartoonists right now-- every one of them is salivating over how to caricature that colossal mug.

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#22 Feb 05 2004 at 12:38 AM Rating: Excellent
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500 Dead in Iraq.


pssst... It's a war. You know, one of those things where people shoot at one another in hopes of killing their enemy. I don't like war or death any more than anyone else, especially since this one claimed the life of a friend that I was stationed with about 3 years ago. WMDs or not I'm glad to see Saddam (sp?) out of power and finally forced to pay for the atrocities he has carried out throughout the years.

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#23 Feb 05 2004 at 12:41 AM Rating: Good
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I can't wait to get my paws on that George Bush action figure complete with kung fu grip. Right, Smash?

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#24 Feb 05 2004 at 12:54 PM Rating: Decent
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It's not a war anymore...as far as I know, major combat operations ended last summer. Or so Bush Jr. tells us.
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It's not a war anymore...as far as I know, major combat operations ended last summer. Or so Bush Jr. tells us.


Ours did. Just because the **** oil farmers are too stupid to recognize freedom when we shove it up their asses, and lay down and take it, doesn't mean it's not a war. Now we can call it a stabilizing force. :)
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#26 Feb 05 2004 at 1:23 PM Rating: Decent
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Well, if we're going to get all semantic about it (don't we always?) I think at this point it's an "occupying force".
#27 Feb 05 2004 at 1:25 PM Rating: Good
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No no, we are democratic facilitators.

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