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You're right about that. See, hubby had just gotten out of a bad marriage and was a bit gun-shy. That's why we drove the 2 hours on the weekends for so long. I knew we were right for each other, I just had to wait for him to come around, lol.

Oh you two...such nice stories. Who loves love? Tare loves love. I think that's so romantic; kinda like the old days when people corresponded by mail and that was what held them together. And a little distance doesn't hurt when building sexual tension either.

I don't know. I think the thing that has killed the internet as a tool for meeting people for me is the enormous amount of a) weirdos on the net and b) requests for cyber-action I get when online. I'd honestly be open to meeting someone online if I thought for a second they weren't a panty-wearing, greased up construction worker from Toledo. Although, at this point I might be slightly more entertained by that than anything else I've got going on!

Weirdos - send me e-mail, dammit!

Tare, I've found that the best love affairs happen when you don't want or need them.

I was gonna say that, but I got hit by the lazies, hehe. Sucks when you just can't muster up the engery to type something.

So when you were young, Tare, and your Mom said it's time to go to sleep, you'd pitch a fit and throw a temper tantrum all the way into the bedroom?

You must have been a rotten child...

Totem

What about sounds associated with that?

Like, after the temper tantrum to your bedroom, would slamming your door **** you off even more?

AAaahhhh! She said the word which the Knights of Ni can not hear!

We cringe at the sound of it!

Oh no, I've said it!

Ah, I said it again!!

Ni!

/Slides away to avoid Tare's wrath.

sleep
sly
slave
slovenly
slate
slim
slick
slink
slip
slap
slop
slane
slot
slow
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slacker
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slope

Ohh Katie, you forgot ****. I can see why you might wanna omit that one.

Nah, I think it was more of the I-better-not-say-****-or-it-will-come-back-to-haunt-me variety. It's ok. I fixed it up for you.

Geez...and you call me lovestruck. Katie: the girl whose posts make absolutely no sense to me. Chica chica!

You see it works a little something like this. When a female sees that you are single they automatically assume that there is something wrong with you (because you don't have a woman). However, when a female sees you with a girly on your arm it peeks their interest. They start to think, hey what does this girl see in this guy? They get curious and then they begin to want you. They want whatever it is that this girl likes you for. Women are very jealous of each other and according to them a good man is hard to find. When in all actuality, the good men are sitting at home because they can't find a date, much like the women who want them. You see it’s a catch 22. You just about need a woman to get one. Much like you need a credit card to establish credit so you can get a credit card.


Edited, Wed Feb 4 08:50:21 2004 by Visagoth

No no, you guys have it all wrong.

It's not having the girlfriend, it's the confidence in you that you get from having a girlfriend that they are attracted to.

Believe me, I "realized" that girls loved me when I was taken back in highschool. Tried "having a girlfriend" when I was single to see if it worked. That wasn't it. Found this out in 9th grade, when I made out with a 12th grader. Confidence went way up, as did my appeal to the ladies.

Note to future son: Make out with people in 11th grade too, that way, when school is over and all the 12th graders you made out with leave for college, you won't have to start from scratch.