No children ever. Nope, nope, never wanted 'em. Gee, I wonder if watching my mom slave to raise 9 of us had anything to do with that attitude. I do, however, love being an aunt.
Stevie Wonder? Love? What's not to love? There is some serious groove going on there.
I envy everyone who makes more money than me. Not enough to actually get a dregree and start making the big bucks though.
Come to an OOT party? Nah. I hate parties. The loud talking, the crying jags, the psychodrama, the fisticuffs, the pictures, the police intervention, the blackmail. On second thought...
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Tare wrote:
I'm all yours, but I'll need your measurements first.
Well, like I said, I'm 6'2", uhh... size 12 shoe... about 150lbs...
OH, you mean THOSE measurements... well, if you really want to know, you'll just have to find out for yourself.
/wink
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
1. no never going to have kids .... oops wait a minute DoH! David was born 23 Days ago and he is wonderful ... and cute as F*ck too 
2. More of a Def Leppard , Red hot chilli perrs type so..... not really
3. I envy Brad Pitt since his life must be sool cool and i would do anything for a talent like his.
4. where do i sign up and who's paying for the flight? i don't think i would be scared of anyone since theonly one who jumps on me is skeet and i don't plan on spelling stuff at a party. I'd like to meet Skeet and Flea to see if they are as funny in RL as here.
and Tare / Twiztid GET A ROOM!
2. More of a Def Leppard , Red hot chilli perrs type so..... not really
3. I envy Brad Pitt since his life must be sool cool and i would do anything for a talent like his.
4. where do i sign up and who's paying for the flight? i don't think i would be scared of anyone since theonly one who jumps on me is skeet and i don't plan on spelling stuff at a party. I'd like to meet Skeet and Flea to see if they are as funny in RL as here.
and Tare / Twiztid GET A ROOM!
tarv wrote:
Tare / Twiztid GET A ROOM!
Well, if we must, then let's get started...
/em unzips his pantaloons
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
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1. eventually, after I find a woman I would want to have them with.
2. Love him, no; enjoy him music occasionally, yes.
3. Anyone in the US and not stuck in Iraq.
4. Sure, drinks,people I don't know, sounds like many of you are way too violent. I'm sure if you held it in a year or so, after I get out of the ARMY and into law enforcement, I'd get a call to come cart some of you off.
2. Love him, no; enjoy him music occasionally, yes.
3. Anyone in the US and not stuck in Iraq.
4. Sure, drinks,people I don't know, sounds like many of you are way too violent. I'm sure if you held it in a year or so, after I get out of the ARMY and into law enforcement, I'd get a call to come cart some of you off.
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TwiSted, she's my woman, what did you expect? A fluffy little bunny?
C'mere, you.
1. Already have two, so... no.
2. Not really. Not my kind of music.
3. I sometimes envy others for one reason or another, but not often or for very long.
4. Hmmmm. I'm torn on this one. I certainly have balls enough to come, but would I want to destroy the mental images I have of you all? It'd be like meeting one of my favorite authors and discovering that they're not at all interesting in person despite how I'd imagined that they would be. I might prefer to keep my illusions.
2. Not really. Not my kind of music.
3. I sometimes envy others for one reason or another, but not often or for very long.
4. Hmmmm. I'm torn on this one. I certainly have balls enough to come, but would I want to destroy the mental images I have of you all? It'd be like meeting one of my favorite authors and discovering that they're not at all interesting in person despite how I'd imagined that they would be. I might prefer to keep my illusions.
daffymantis wrote:
but would I want to destroy the mental images I have of you all?
Hmmm. I wonder how we all envision each other. I'll tell you how I picture some of you, at least parts of you:
Angua: dark, long, curly hair, and tall. Jeans and T-shirt.
Merri: Blondish hair, short. Boxer shorts and nothing else!
Skeet: See avatar + banana hammock. /shudder
Twizted: Hunk of blonde, hot man. Wool sweater and jeans. C'mere you!
Nadenu: Long, blonde, curly hair. Sweat shirt and shorts.
Flea: Black hair, dimples. Catholic school girl outfit.
Kao: Black hair with grey too, goatee. Button up shirt and "slacks"...LOL.
Totem: Brown hair, thin, good looking. Parachute suit.
Smash: Black hair, moustache. Pink jumpsuit.
Hmm...Hah! That was fun!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Argh!
Edited, Sun Feb 1 04:47:06 2004 by Tare
Edited, Sun Feb 1 04:47:06 2004 by Tare
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Tare wrote:
Hmmm. I wonder how we all envision each other.
You are all just the little people that live behind the screen of my monitor. None of you are real, so I associate no faces or anything with you other than your avatars. Except katie, who for somes reason comes to mind as looking like one of those white trash trailer girls off of the Jerry Springer show.
SelfishMan: Bandana-wearing, trailer livin' biker guy!
Hi!
Hi!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Well don't be sad, cause two out of three ain't bad.
I don't live in a trailer though, I do rent a house at least, heh. Bandanas protect the hair from the paintballs, and I do so enjoy riding bikes. No crotch rockets though, I hate those guys.
I don't live in a trailer though, I do rent a house at least, heh. Bandanas protect the hair from the paintballs, and I do so enjoy riding bikes. No crotch rockets though, I hate those guys.
You see? I have "the gift"...
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Close... strawberry blonde (more red than blonde though) and only slightly wavy. =)
Dead on with the sweats though, lol.
Dead on with the sweats though, lol.
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1. Is anyone here planning on never having kids?
Yes. Well, my girlfriend is planning, really. Thus, that makes me a father in the not too distant future, I guess.
2: Sorry Steve-o.
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Who do you envy?
People with more time off than me. Plus, people who are able to raid every week. I reallt envy that.
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4. If a party was arranged for the OOT forum, kind of like a trekkie convention, would you have balls enough to come?
Hell yes, that would be excellent.
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And if you did, who would you be most nervous to meet?
Well... since I am the best looking bloke ever to grace these boards, I am quite sure the women here would be nervous to meet me.
I would, however, be anxious to meet the SoC-crew and Jophiel. I'd also love to laugh at Thundra for being male, kick Taco's *** in a sparring bout, chat up Dalliance and ask Pat for the latest moves on women. Oh, and I'd love to give Jen a hug.
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Angua: dark, long, curly hair, and tall. Jeans and T-shirt.
Merri: Blondish hair, short. Boxer shorts and nothing else!
Merri: Blondish hair, short. Boxer shorts and nothing else!
Hmmm. Are you picturing my girlfriend mostly naked, Tare? /tap
You're close on me. My hair used to be curly but it's not now, it used to be dark but it's not now, it's not short and not long but will be if I leave it alone. I'm about 5'8". Jeans and T-shirt is right on.
Do more! This is fun.
Tare wrote:
Kao: Black hair with grey too, goatee. Button up shirt and "slacks"...LOL.
Grey??? I'm only 24!
Blond hair, no grey. Generally clean shaven. I don't think I've ever tried a goatee. a blond goatee would look really silly I think. Slacks and rugby/polo/golf/ type shirts generally. Buttons = bad early in the morning. I do have some, I just don't wear them unless I have to.
Dread Lord Kaolian wrote:
Blond hair, no grey. Generally clean shaven. I don't think I've ever tried a goatee. a blond goatee would look really silly I think.
LoL...sorry Kao! For some reason you remind me of my friend Paul and that's what he looks like. He he.
And yes, Angua, Merri is all woman in my mind.
Ok, who else?
Goalkeeper - blonde hair, tall - Dutch football shirt and short shorts.
Tacosid - curly brown hair, cop moustache - sparring gloves and karate suit.
Jophiel - short, brown hair, thin - The Who t-shirt and shorts with side pockets.
Katie - long, dark hair - a lot of makeup, cowboy boots, vinyl skirt.
Thundra - long blonde hair - clothes either a boy or girl could wear - like a mu-mu maybe.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Tare wrote:
Twizted: Hunk of blonde, hot man. Wool sweater and jeans. C'mere you!
Well, pretty much. I'm really laid back, though, so I'd have to say no on the wool sweater. I'm more of a T-shirt guy, or a big comfy sweatshirt guy. As soon as I can persuade my roommate to let me use his new digital camera, you'll all have a picture of me (of sorts). Gonna have to hold out until then. /shrug
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
TwiztidSamurai wrote:
As soon as I can persuade my roommate to let me use his new digital camera, you'll all have a picture of me (of sorts). Gonna have to hold out until then. /shrug
ME FIRST!
LOL..it's fun to try and guess what you guys look like. I'll tell you what I look like:
Ummm..brown, oily hair. Slight acne problem. Pock-marked skin. Weigh about 250. Psoriasis. Love tight clothes! Smell vaguely of cheese. Soon, you will all have a picture of me too!
YAY!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Ok Tare, look into my eye and tell me what you see
I wouldn't attend an OOT convention, however I am not opposed to meeting people on an individual basis as time and locations permit. For example I have met Baldisking IRL. I considered trying to arrange a drink with Jophiel while I was in Chicago, but I didn't have time, so I didn't. There are only actually a small group of specific people who I would be interested in meeting. All of you in one room? ***** that.
Not to mention, I suspect Taco would get all kung fu on my ***.
Not to mention, I suspect Taco would get all kung fu on my ***.
I'd meet up with you Pat.
If you're ever in the DC area, there is a Bar & Grill by my old apartment, best burgers I've had around here, plus there's a pair of twins that work there that I'm sure you'd like to meet.
Although I have no idea what we'd talk about, unless you like d1ck and fart jokes.
Flea hates that place though, she says they smoke so much it makes the burgers taste like smoke, to me, that's just "charbroiled".
If you're ever in the DC area, there is a Bar & Grill by my old apartment, best burgers I've had around here, plus there's a pair of twins that work there that I'm sure you'd like to meet.
Although I have no idea what we'd talk about, unless you like d1ck and fart jokes.
Flea hates that place though, she says they smoke so much it makes the burgers taste like smoke, to me, that's just "charbroiled".
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Flea: Black hair, dimples. Catholic school girl outfit.
Are you spying on me?? Anyone who's met me will tell you that they recognize the ***. Apparently it's memorable. Even in my Catholic schoolgirl outfit.
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I'd meet up with you Pat.
You know the bit where I mentioned a small group of specific people who I would be prepared to meet up with....
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