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#1 Jan 26 2004 at 4:55 PM Rating: Decent
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I'll be wagering legally in Vegas, naturally. I'm using this as a guide:

http://www.sportsbook.com/misc/props.pdf

There's a bet at the sports book at the MGM that's not on the link that I'm taking, which is:

Will Tom Brady throw more touchdown passes than ******* and Man U combined will score goals. I'm taking the goals at even money.

I'm taking the Pats to win, of course. I'm taking the "they win by however many points" money line. Worse than even money for me, but probably the safest bet in the world.

I'm taking the under (38)

I'm taking Talis on the coin flip. (Heads is for some reaosn favored!)

I'm taking NE to win by between 11 and 13 points. (8 to 1)

I'm taking Ty Law to intercept at least one pass. (slightly better for me than even money)

That's it so far.
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#2 Jan 27 2004 at 10:05 AM Rating: Good
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Have you ever won a decent amount of money on this? Does gambling really pay?
#3 Jan 27 2004 at 10:50 AM Rating: Decent
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I took the money line on the Pats last time. I ussually break even. I'm not under the illusion that gambling makes anyone but the bookie money, but once a year it's fun.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

#4 Jan 27 2004 at 11:09 AM Rating: Good
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Another quickie route to riches shot to hell.
#5 Jan 27 2004 at 1:06 PM Rating: Good
If I could super condense a day of gambling into, an hour or so, then we could get rich fast.

I usually go away with at least 70 or 80 bucks more than what I started with.

#6 Jan 27 2004 at 2:57 PM Rating: Decent
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Nah you're halucinating. You just don't keep track of the days you loose money.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

#7 Jan 27 2004 at 3:18 PM Rating: Good
Lol, actually it's because I've only gone gambling 2 times. One time left with $70 more than I started, second time with $80.

So, although my post was misleading, it was the truth.
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